disclaimer: My "ownership" of FF7 is alot like Vincent: I wish it was
mine.. but that only exists in my imagination.
RETURN OF THE MADNESS!!
Author: Okay, Lemme just set up the story for ya. Its 1 year after meteor. I wonder what everyone's doing...
**Author walks into Rockettown, and as she passes Cid's house she can hear Shera bitching at Cid**
Author: Well, that's typical *opens door and enters house*
Author: WHAAAASSUUUPPP PEOPLE??!!?
**Cid and Shera stop argueing to stare at the author**
Cid: Have you heard of f@#$in' knockin'?! You just can't f#$%in' waltz into my f@#$in' house like that!!!
Shera: Who the f$#% is she??
Author: WOULD YOU STOP F#$%IN' CURSING ON ME?!?
Shera and Cid: f#$% you
Author: f#$% you too! I was just f#$%in' coming over to see what the f#$& you were at! F#$#!!!
Shera: Cid wants to f#$%in' lite up a f#$&in' dube, but he's not smoking that in my f#%^in' house!!
Author: YOU'RE A F#$%IN' POT-HEAD NOW?! F#$% ME! ... actually, that doesnt really surprise me...
Cid: It's f$#%in' MEDISONAL marijuana!!
Author: Pah! What happened to ya? Your old man lungs finally rot out on ya?
Cid: f$#% no! Lets just say that it involved a flock of ducks... *shudders* f#$%in' ducks!
Author: ??? *looks at Shera*
Shera: Don't look at me! All I know is he keeps yelling out in his sleep saying, and I quote "THATS NOT A WORM!!!"
Author: ..ewwww....
Cid: Well f$%^ you Shera! If I cant get my f$%^in' medicine in my own f%^&in' house, I'm goin' for a long f#%&in' ride in the f$%^in' Highwind!!
Author: OoOohhh!! Can I come too??
Cid: Suit yer f$%^in' self
Author: YAY!! I'm getting a ride in the Highwind!! *dances out the door after Cid* tra-la-la-la-la!!
**a few minutes pass and the Highwind is now flying in the air**
Author: WOAH! this thing is HUGE!! *runs around the highwind* Ooohh!! Lookie! thats where Yuffie ralphed!! Oooh!! and that's where Vinny stood!! *smiles* nice shadowy place!! Oooohh!! Look!! and thats where the chocobo pecked Cait Sith to death!!
Cid: That never f#$%in' happened
Author: Shut up Cid! Go dance with your Mary Jane
Cid: *grumbles* f#$%in' all powerful author *walks out of the room and into the chocobo stable*
Author: *looks around control room* Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder what this does... *presses button*
**flames rush past the open door and Cid's screaming curses can be heard**
Author: Heh.. oops... I wonder how you drive this thingy?
**finds manual and reads it**
1 HOUR LATER
Author: Hey! I think im getting the hang of this!! Hmmm... I wonder where i wanna go... hey! let's go to Costa Del Sol!! *is talking to no one in particular*
**5 min later the highwind is hovering over Costa del Sol**
Author: Now, to land this thing!
**lands highwind on the beach with dozens of innocent by-standers screaming and running away to avoid getting crushed**
Author: *climbs out of the highwind* Hey Cid! Remember where we parked!
**author walks the remaining part of the beach, when she sees that oh-so- familiar pale beauty lying on the beach**
Author: VINNY!!!!
Vincent: GAH! *grabs Death Penalty*
Author: Don't you recognize me Vincent?? Its me!
Vincent: *lowers gun* you scared the CRAP outta me
Author: Who me?! I scared the un-scareable Vincent Valentine?? Ooohh!! That's 1 point for me!
Vincent: *glares*
Author: so whatcha up to?
Vincent: tanning
Author: tanning!? *cracks up* you?! hahahahaha!! but Vinny, you're pale as a ghost! how long have you been out here??
Vincent: I lost track after the first few hours..
Author: hahahaha!! I think the color of death really likes to cling to ya, Vinny!!
Vincent: *glare*
Author: I've seen pale before, but GODS!!
Vincent: *glare*
Author: I'd say you could out-pale a piece of paper--
Vincent: okay, I get it! I'm pale, you're annoying, shut up already.
Author: I'm just kidding! You dont have to be such a prickled pair!!
Vincent: yeah...whatever. What are you doing with the highwind?
Author: OH! Cid was having a fight with Shera, so I'm off on my own little adventure now! Wanna come?!
Vincent: I suppose I don't have much choice....
Author: Nope, not really.
Vincent: Okay. I'll come. ONLY because I have to talk to Cid.
Author: Awwwwwwww, that's so cute!! You're worried about your friend!!
Vincent: ...what?
Author: ..you're worried that his marriage is in turmoil!
Vincent: F#$^ no! That little bastard owes me money!!
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will vincent get his money back? will the author get vincent back (heh)? will tokein' up cure Cids illness (not even THAT could cure what Cid got..)? Will the rest of the cast spirel down the path of madness??? all these questions and MORE in the next chapter!! be sure not to miss it....... and REVIEW!!
Kimmie*
RETURN OF THE MADNESS!!
Author: Okay, Lemme just set up the story for ya. Its 1 year after meteor. I wonder what everyone's doing...
**Author walks into Rockettown, and as she passes Cid's house she can hear Shera bitching at Cid**
Author: Well, that's typical *opens door and enters house*
Author: WHAAAASSUUUPPP PEOPLE??!!?
**Cid and Shera stop argueing to stare at the author**
Cid: Have you heard of f@#$in' knockin'?! You just can't f#$%in' waltz into my f@#$in' house like that!!!
Shera: Who the f$#% is she??
Author: WOULD YOU STOP F#$%IN' CURSING ON ME?!?
Shera and Cid: f#$% you
Author: f#$% you too! I was just f#$%in' coming over to see what the f#$& you were at! F#$#!!!
Shera: Cid wants to f#$%in' lite up a f#$&in' dube, but he's not smoking that in my f#%^in' house!!
Author: YOU'RE A F#$%IN' POT-HEAD NOW?! F#$% ME! ... actually, that doesnt really surprise me...
Cid: It's f$#%in' MEDISONAL marijuana!!
Author: Pah! What happened to ya? Your old man lungs finally rot out on ya?
Cid: f$#% no! Lets just say that it involved a flock of ducks... *shudders* f#$%in' ducks!
Author: ??? *looks at Shera*
Shera: Don't look at me! All I know is he keeps yelling out in his sleep saying, and I quote "THATS NOT A WORM!!!"
Author: ..ewwww....
Cid: Well f$%^ you Shera! If I cant get my f$%^in' medicine in my own f%^&in' house, I'm goin' for a long f#%&in' ride in the f$%^in' Highwind!!
Author: OoOohhh!! Can I come too??
Cid: Suit yer f$%^in' self
Author: YAY!! I'm getting a ride in the Highwind!! *dances out the door after Cid* tra-la-la-la-la!!
**a few minutes pass and the Highwind is now flying in the air**
Author: WOAH! this thing is HUGE!! *runs around the highwind* Ooohh!! Lookie! thats where Yuffie ralphed!! Oooh!! and that's where Vinny stood!! *smiles* nice shadowy place!! Oooohh!! Look!! and thats where the chocobo pecked Cait Sith to death!!
Cid: That never f#$%in' happened
Author: Shut up Cid! Go dance with your Mary Jane
Cid: *grumbles* f#$%in' all powerful author *walks out of the room and into the chocobo stable*
Author: *looks around control room* Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder what this does... *presses button*
**flames rush past the open door and Cid's screaming curses can be heard**
Author: Heh.. oops... I wonder how you drive this thingy?
**finds manual and reads it**
1 HOUR LATER
Author: Hey! I think im getting the hang of this!! Hmmm... I wonder where i wanna go... hey! let's go to Costa Del Sol!! *is talking to no one in particular*
**5 min later the highwind is hovering over Costa del Sol**
Author: Now, to land this thing!
**lands highwind on the beach with dozens of innocent by-standers screaming and running away to avoid getting crushed**
Author: *climbs out of the highwind* Hey Cid! Remember where we parked!
**author walks the remaining part of the beach, when she sees that oh-so- familiar pale beauty lying on the beach**
Author: VINNY!!!!
Vincent: GAH! *grabs Death Penalty*
Author: Don't you recognize me Vincent?? Its me!
Vincent: *lowers gun* you scared the CRAP outta me
Author: Who me?! I scared the un-scareable Vincent Valentine?? Ooohh!! That's 1 point for me!
Vincent: *glares*
Author: so whatcha up to?
Vincent: tanning
Author: tanning!? *cracks up* you?! hahahahaha!! but Vinny, you're pale as a ghost! how long have you been out here??
Vincent: I lost track after the first few hours..
Author: hahahaha!! I think the color of death really likes to cling to ya, Vinny!!
Vincent: *glare*
Author: I've seen pale before, but GODS!!
Vincent: *glare*
Author: I'd say you could out-pale a piece of paper--
Vincent: okay, I get it! I'm pale, you're annoying, shut up already.
Author: I'm just kidding! You dont have to be such a prickled pair!!
Vincent: yeah...whatever. What are you doing with the highwind?
Author: OH! Cid was having a fight with Shera, so I'm off on my own little adventure now! Wanna come?!
Vincent: I suppose I don't have much choice....
Author: Nope, not really.
Vincent: Okay. I'll come. ONLY because I have to talk to Cid.
Author: Awwwwwwww, that's so cute!! You're worried about your friend!!
Vincent: ...what?
Author: ..you're worried that his marriage is in turmoil!
Vincent: F#$^ no! That little bastard owes me money!!
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will vincent get his money back? will the author get vincent back (heh)? will tokein' up cure Cids illness (not even THAT could cure what Cid got..)? Will the rest of the cast spirel down the path of madness??? all these questions and MORE in the next chapter!! be sure not to miss it....... and REVIEW!!
Kimmie*