Don't Give Tails Pepsi

by That Hedgie Over There

At a party full of Pepsi by the can, (particularly) Amy Rose wants Tails nowhere near the liquid crack for reasons she refuses to explain. Of course Tails takes it the wrong way and will do anything to snatch a simple can, regardless of the cost. No animals were killed in the making of this fic.

1. The Pepsi

This is evidently my first attempt at making up stories for your enjoyment... so please don't flame me lol.

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November 11, 2010

An ubermassive party was held. Freaks of all sorts were doing whatever the hell. Talking, drinking, taking dares, committing crimes, you name it… minus the crime part.

A two-tailed fox suddenly got thirsty. He got up, walked to the cooler — which was full of Pepsi — and dug through the ice box for a can…

A pink hedgehog soon took notice at the floating Pepsi, stormed after Tails, and interrogated him as the can was getting away. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Is there a problem, Amy?"

"You better believe there's a problem. What do you plan to do with that can of Pepsi?"

Tails looked taken aback, as if the answer was too obvious (in the wrong way). "Drink it."

"No you're not! What is wrong with you!"

Now he looked uncomfortably stupefied. "I don't know what you're talking about. Pepsi is for drinking… duh."

"Not for you, it isn't! You know you're not supposed to be drinking Pepsi! Give me that!" Amy snagged the can from his hand.

"Listen, Amy… I'm a bigger nerd than anyone else you know. I should be able to drink whatever the hell I want!"

"You're eight years old, right? Yeah, I would reconsider what you said if I were you. And by the by, how do you think you got to be so bright, anyway?"

"Come on! Surely one can can't render me brain dead?"

"You know, it could very well do just that. Your system is still rapidly developing. And don't expect it to come to a screech anytime soon — how long have you been eight years old again?"

At this point, Tails had had enough. "That's not the point! I'll drink that Pepsi and nothing bad will ever happen! Now give it back!" The fox pried the can from her grip and tried to drink up… "What the…" That cool refreshing black substance was gone. "Amy, what the hell did you do to my Pepsi!?"

But Amy still had a cool expression on her face. "It was never yours to begin with. Sorry, Tails." She smirked a little as she turned to sneak back into the main hall. Then she went crazy. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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