PVZ Story
Chapter 1: Welcome to the World of PVZ!
One day, someone dared Sunflower to drink one gallon of mixture wine, liquor, beer, and Mickey Finn in under 1 minute. Sunflower did it and she collapsed. One hour later, she didn't know what she was doing. She grabbed Peashooter, and started to make out. They had a baby!
The baby was a Sun-Shooter, (or a Pea-Flower) which produces sun and shoots peas. But the thing was that each sun was small and each pea was worth ½ of a regular pea. Peashooter and Sunflower Loved their baby.
Meanwhile, There was a zombie hiding in the bushes. He was known as a Camera Zombie. He usually spies on plants and tells Zomboss what goes on. He told Zomboss that Peashooter and Sunflower got married and had a baby. Zomboss spit out his cereal, called Raisin BRAIN (not bran). He told Camera Zombie to get more info. Camera Zombie went back to spy on them.
It was also on the news and the magazines. The news reporter was Kernel-Pult and he explained EVERYTHING. At that time, Wall-Nut was watching the news. He was Sunflowers father. And Sunflower didn't even ask him to get married. So he tried to get between them.
One day, Peashooter went to go visit Sunflower. But then, Wall-Nut stood in front of her flower garden pot, WITH A GUN. He told Peashooter to leave Sunflower alone. They were never allowed to see each other again. Peashooter was sad. Then he had an idea. He showed his SINGLE mother to Wall-Nut. His mother was an a girl Repeater. Wall-Nut liked her. Then THEY got married. Then, Wall-Nut Allowed them to see each other again.
It was on news and magazines AGAIN. The camera Zombie told Zomboss and he spit his Raisin Brain cereal again. That day, there was Snapdragon. He WAS Sunflower's EX. Before, Snapdragon was gay and he liked Lightning Reed. Then, he turned straight for Sunflower. The zombies told Snapdragon that Peashooter was married to her. Then, the zombies tried to eat him, but he burnt them. Snapdragon went to her flower house to talk to her.
There was Chomper. He didn't feel good and wasn't himself. There was blood out of his mouth. He followed Snapdragon. Snapdragon went in Sunflowers flower house. While Snapdragon spoke, Chomper kicked the door down. Since Sunflower was the closest, he gobbled her. Snapdragon realized Peashooter WAS COMING. Peashooter saw Chomper with something in his mouth.
Peashooter thought he ate Crazy Dave, but Snapdragon told him it was Sunflower. Peashooter got sad.
END OF CHAPTER 1