Disclaimer: I don't own D.E.B.s but I do own Victorious... no, not that one either? darn never mind, ignore that last statement.
Their is a secret test hidden within the SAT. This test does not measure a students aptitude at reading, writing, and arithmetic. It measures a students innate ability to lie, cheat, fight, and kill. Those who score well are recruited into a secret paramilitary academy. Some call them seductresses. Some call them spies. Fools call them innocent. They call themselves D.E.B.s.
We follow four girls.
Caterina (Cat) Valentine. Petite, fierce, sensitive, but deadly, red velvet colored hair, newest recruit, green eyes. Her team describes her as slightly off.
Max Brewer. Team leader, Tori's best friend, shoulder length black hair, deep brown almost black eyes, violent, psychotic, and un trusting. Team describes her as bossy.
Trina Vega. Victoria's sister, tall, mid back length dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, uncaring to most, but gets her job done. Team says has a sex addiction.
Victoria (Tori) Vega. Tall, with long brown hair, brown eyes and enough attitude to make anyone think twice. Top scorer. Team describes her as distant.
The house was quiet as the girls slept peacefully, that is until Sikowitz came over all the electronic picture frames.
"Good morning D.E.B.s, get up this is not a drill. Wake up!" Max jumped out of bed pointing her gun at the door. She sighed and walked out of her room down the hall to Trina's room.
"Trina come on, Sikowitz is flipping his lid." Trina flipped over the cover from her head and looked at Max weakly.
"Alright 5 minutes." Max said before starting to close the door, she paused and stepped back in the room.
"And no boys upstairs." Max slammed the door. Trina groaned and smacked at the lump under the covers next to her.
"Out." A boy with a afro shook his head and stood up. Max walked down the hall and opened the door to Cat's room.
"Cat, 5 minutes." Cat turned to face Max with worry across her features.
"Have you seen my gun?" Max rolled her eyes and closed the door.
"What did I do with it?" Cat said her self glancing around her extremely pink room. Max walked over just as the phone rang and picked up.
"D.E.B.s, Max here." Max sighed and rolled her eyes pulling the phone away.
"Tori its for you." She yelled across the house to the half latina. Tori quickly picked up the phone and professionally said.
"Hello?" She inwardly groaned rolling her neck as she heard Andre's voice.
"No...No... I am not talking about this anymore." Trina stood staring angerly at the boy still in her bed.
"Get out!" She yelled throwing his pants at him. He jumped slightly and look at her. Cat rummaged through her hamper thinking maybe she left it in her other pants. Then she felt it in one of her pockets and smiled happily.
"Found it." She said happily checking the clip and placing the gun in her backpack. Max angerly slammed her gun in her bag and zipped it up quickly. Tori slipped her gun in her bag as her cell phone went off.
"8...7..." Sikowitz had started counting down the time when they need to get out of the house.
"Andre seriously this is not a good time." She sent her phone down and grabbed her backpack.
"Then when Is a good time Tori?" Andre asked from the screen of her PDA. Tori rolled her eyes and turned off the PDA. Slinging her backpack over her shoulder.
"We need to talk about this." Andre said from Tori's watch. Tori shook her head at the watch.
"4...3...2..." Max, Cat, and Trina stood at the door waiting on Tori.
"Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Max yelled over the house. Tori jumped over the balcony in front of the other girls and rushed out the door with them. The girls quickly piled into the navy blue convertible beetle they were given by D.E.B.s academy. Tori sighed into the front seat as Max drove. She looked back at all the girls and sighed again.
"I broke up with Andre." She yelled over the sound of air rushing past them.
"What?" All the girls yelled back at her in unison.
"Why?" Cat asked sadly, feeling bad for her friend.
"Good he was a jerk." Max said glancing at Tori then back at the road.
"Yeah." Trina mumbled looking back out at the road next to her.
"What?" Tori yelled over the air at Trina.
"YEAH!" Trina yelled back mockingly before rolling her eyes and leaning back in her seat.
"I thought he was sweet." Cat said pouting slightly.
"Yeah but I wasn't in love."
"What?" Cat and Max said Trina having began ignoring her sometimes annoying team.
"I said I want to be in love." Tori screamed after Max turned off the car. Cat looked at Tori like she was stupid.
"Why are you yelling?" Tori rolled her eyes and climbed out of the car. Max walked up next to Tori smiling.
"I think its a good move Tori." Tori smiled nudging Max with her hip.
"Thanks Max." The four girls walked into the academy eatery and saw Sikowitz sitting at a table. Max walked up scooting in next to him.
"Sup, Mr. Sik?" Sikowitz flinched at Max's words.
"Don't call me that." He said without breaking professional tone.
"Hey Sik." Tori said scooting in on the opposite side of Max.
"Mr. Sik." Cat said extremely bubbly as she sat next to Tori.
"Sik." Trina said simply sitting next to Max. Sikowitz sighed as the waitress walked up.
"What can I get you ladies?"
"Can I get a farmers daughters short stack, and a bacon well done." Max said leaning against the table slightly.
"Uh, Chicken covered Caesar salad extra dressing on the side." Tori said smiling thankfully at the women.
"Cheeseburger extra pickles." Cat said smiling overly happy at the women.
"Coffee, black." Trina said resting her head on her hand. Tori, Cat, and Max shared the thought of Trina having a hard night last night before Sikowitz cleared his throat for their attention.
"We have a special guest with us this morning, Ms. Petrie." Max, Tori, and Cat's eyes all widened in anticipation and surprise.
"Ms. Petrie? She never comes down here." Max said excitedly. Suddenly Ms. Petri materialized in front of the table looking at all the girls.
"Ms. Petrie, might I say what an honor it is to have you-"
"No time for pleasentries." Ms. Petrie silenced Max with a wave of her hand leaving Max with her mouth hung open.
"Erwin." She said staring directly at Sikowitz.
"A matter of dire urgency has come to my attention." Sikowitz tipped his head forward for her to continue.
"Jade Diamond is back in the states." Max looked at the table scared.
"Oh God." she said quietly.
"Oh shit." Trina said as if to correct Max.
"I'm writing my thesis on her." Tori said to Max leaning forward slightly.
"I expect to be kept in the loop on this one Erwin." Sikowitz smiled slyly and nodded.
"Of course Ms. Petrie." Ms. Petrie nodded and dematerialized leaving the girls stunned.
"Wow..." Max breathed out the word.
"I can't believe she's back." Tori said staring at her hands in her lap.
"Who's Jade Diamond?" Cat asked innocently. Sikowitz pulled out a tech pen and clicked a button pulling up a blue screen right in front of their table.
"Jade Diamond is the last surviving member of the West family. Jade's family were notorious diamond thieves, stealing the biggest and most prized diamonds from anywhere. When her father died she inherited everything, his drug cartel, his arms race, but most of all his diamonds." The girls stared at the screen and Cat cocked her head looking back at Sikowitz.
"Well if her family name is West why is her name Diamond?" Trina groaned at the question.
"You are so stupid sometimes."
"Whats that suppose to mean?" Cat said offended at Trina's comment.
"Nothing, nothing." Tori quickly said before Trina could say anymore.
"Its true Cat, her true name is Jade West but we have come to call her Jade Diamond because of being a diamond thief." Cat nodded and Sikowitz opened his mouth to continue.
"Can we call her West?" Cat asked looking around the table eagerly. Max rolled her eyes and nodded.
"Sure whatever, we can call her West."
"Yay." Cat cheered at her victory. Making Trina sigh and lay her head against the table.
"Jade is protected by a armed force of criminals lead by this man, Beck." Trina stared at the picture of the boy with chin length hair with interest.
"Its believed that Jade Dia-" Sikowitz stopped short upon receiving a look from Cat.
"Jade West," Cat nodded approvingly.
"Was behind the plot to sink Australia in '99. Three attempts have been made to apprehend her all failed." Trina started staring at the screen with as much interest and worry as the others.
"After the last one she went underground and hasn't been seen or heard from since." Sikowitz finished.
"Yikes." Cat said biting her lip.
"Thats not even the bad part." Tori said. Cat looked over at Tori a new wave of worry etched on her face.
"Whats the bad part?" Cat asked looking over at Sikowitz. Sikowitz sighed and looked at the agent.
"No one has ever fought her and lived to tell about it."
"Oh." Cat breathed out. The waitress came back making their screen disappear and handing out their food and saying what it was as she gave it to each girl. But each girl to busy thinking about Jade to truly acknowledge the women.
"So why do you think shes back in town?" Max asked after the waitress left. Sikowitz pushed the button again bringing back the screen.
"Our Intel suggests she's in town to meet this women." Sikowitz said a picture of a mean looking Russian coming up on screen.
"Ninotcka Kaprova. Ex KGB, now freelance assassin. They are scheduled to to meet tonight, 20:00 hours." Sikowitz looked around at all the girl.
"This is strictly recon, do not try to apprehend her yourselves." All the girls nodded.
"Max your in charge." Max raised her fork at the man as if to say who else.
"Tori your second." Tori nodded.
"And D.E.B.s, be careful." Sikowitz said before dematerializing. Tori scooted closer to Max as Max scooted closer to Tori giving Cat and Trina more room.
"What does a reclusive criminal mastermind want with a trained Russian killer?" Tori asked staring intently at the screen.
"To off someone, duh." Trina said taking a deep sip from her coffee. Cat nodded a French fry hanging out her mouth.
A/N: This is what comes from me watching D.E.B.s fifteen times during a Victorious marathon... much more to come oh yes, this is far from done as anyone who has seen the D.E.B.s movie can tell you.
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