"Whoa whoa whoa. What do you think you're doing?" asked my godforsaken Matt muse.
"Getting ready to turn off the computer. See my finger on the power button?" I said with sarcasm.
"What the hell is wrong with you? Ever since you got out of school, you can't think properly." said another male voice.
Great, just what I need. My Jeff muse to come bug the hell out of me.
"Jeff what do you want now? You've been bugging me all this month." I said with such disgust.
"You're usually happy to see the fo-- I mean three of us." said my Chris Jericho muse or who I called CJ.
"Wait. Three of us? I have four muses thank you very much." I said. "Speaking of which, where is he? Cause when something like this happens you all come barging at me.
"Um... I don't know where he is." Jeff said.
I sighed. "Please tell me you did not tied him up and locked him somewhere FAR from me again. Last time I found him scared to death in the twisted part of my mind."
None of them would admit anything. The other muse was my Sully muse. Only good for two purpose: Godsmack fics and dramatic stuff. I left the three of them alone and went searching for him.
"Guys what the flip is up with her?" CJ asked, looking at Jeff.
"I don't know. I know it can't be her inability to write a slash fic." Jeff said.
"Yeah cause when she came up with the idea for one it didn't quite make it past the first sentence." Matt said, picking the lint off his black tank top.
"So what can be wrong with her?" Jeff asked again.
"Does it look like I know jerky?" CJ retorted at him. Jeff looked like he was ready cry at any moment because for one fact I made him so damn sensitive by accident.
"AHA! I FOUND HIM AND I'M KILLING YOU CHRISTOPHER KEITH IRVINE!!" I yelled with such fury and anger. I found poor Sully stuck in my too stupid ideas of Mary Sue. He was about ready to marry a really annoying verison of me.
"Oh shit. I gotta go." CJ said, ready to run. But he forgot I had completely control over him. With my mind control I made him chained to the wall.
"Oh you're gonna get it now. How many times do I have to tell? LEAVE SULLY ALONE!!" I said screaming at him and holding Sully at the same time. "For once can't you all give me some damn help SOMETIME TODAY?! I got a account at fanfiction.net and you all are NOT HELPING ME AT ALL!!"
Matt and Jeff both bowed their heads and quietly said "Sorry".
Am I sure that I even pick the right people to be my muses? Well maybe Matt and Jeff but CJ is being a pain in my ass and Sully isn't being helpful at all. This is gonna be a LONG night.