Hey! This is just random, unrelated drabbles bunched together in a fic! I asked Moggetchan first, though. You should read her fic Black Cat Drabbles of Doom! So, here's the first chappy!
Disclaimer: I don't own BC, but I wish I did…
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"Milk! It's nice, AND good for your bones!" Train stood in chibi from, dressed in a black cat suit, proudly showing the camera a bottle of milk. He blinked, forgetting his lines. He DID say that he forgot everything after the table of contents, (in the manga) don't forget! "…uh…I think…was that what I was supposed to say?"
"No, no, no!" Sven waved his hand angrily, the smoke falling out of his mouth and burning his leg. "Ouch!" Now he was running around, trying to put out the fire that was currently burning his pants.
"What's I do this time?!" Train was getting pissed off: it was bad enough that he had to do this stupid ad, let alone wear a cat suit!
"Water! Water! Gemme some water!" Sven yelled, hopping on one leg. "You kept forgetting your lines!"
"I do NOT! NYAH!" Train defended himself by being a man and sticking his tongue out at the guy who had just poured water all over his leg. Hot-water-that-had-been-left-in-the-jug-all-day water, to be exact.
"YOWCH!"
Train turned back into his normal self, stripping off his cat suit to reveal his normal clothes –he WAS wearing clothes underneath, sickos!-. You could tell that he was pissed.
"GOD, SVEN!" he yelled, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I QUIT!"
"Train-wait, what?! No, come back here! We need you! Hey, you drank the whole bottle of milk! You weren't supposed to do that!"
"Yeh? Well, I was thirsty!"
"That was just white paint!"
"OMIGOD! YUCK!"
"You can't quit! We need this!"
"Yeh, well, you can shove it up your ass!"
"Train, get back here!"
But Sven's desperate pleas were unheard by Train as the man was currently puking into the toilet over the fact that he had just chugged a whole bottle of paint.
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