My name is Mary Higgins I am living with my uncle Marcus sine my parents died a year ago so ME a sassy 13 year old girl is going o another funeral myuncle's middle school couch we then would go and spend A weekend at a lake house
I put on leather skirt that went up to stomach a white collard shirt a black tie and a black leather jacket I was waiting for my uncle
"Uncle Marcus you spend more time on your hair then I do come on" I said waiting in the passenger's seat of the packed car
"Ok ok coming bud" hE SAID making sure the door is locked then getting in the car we got to the funeral my hair looked like Zendaya's hair from KC undercover I also had her nails the funeral was for couch buzzer I knew him well he taught me how to play basket ball I got out and me and my uncle walked to a group of people a man said
"Hey what no cell phones" The man said to his son
"But its my massage therapist" the kids said leaving me thinking wow this kid just spells out ass
"What then I'm leaving" My uncle said as the group greeted him I punched him in the arm with a corny joke at a funeral
"Higgy" said the man that was talking to his son
"Hollywood how have you been" my uncle said
"Good who is this" The man said gesturing at me
"This is my niece Mary. Mary this is an old friend of mine Lenny Fedder" He said as I stretched out my hand to introduce my self
"So mary you keeping your uncle out of trouble" Mr Fedder said
"Yes Mr Fedder but it is very hard" I said
"Mr feeder what call me Lenny" He said I walked to a girl near by
"Hi" I said
"Hi Im charlotte" she said
"Mary are you gonna be going to the lake house too" I asked
"Yeah so I guess that makes us friends" she said shaking my hand
"yeah we could be bestie" I said
"Totally" she said then I waled to a familiar women by a black suv
"Hi you look familiar" I said to her
"Oh hi darling I am Roxanne Fedder" she said I looked in shock
"Your the Roxanne Fedder you are a fashion goddess" I said trying not to make my self look desperate
"Oh you read about me" she said
"Yes I actually want to be a fashion designer look I designed this out fit and made it from scratch" I said
"You made this honey you have a gift" she said I was flattered I then walked to a familiar face Donna lamensoff and he family Donna and I knew each other we have been good friends good to know someone I know is going to be with us
"Hi baby" said the boy with the phone earlier
"Uh hi" I said
"Greg Fedder pleasure" he stretched out his hand
"Uh Mary Higgins" I said shaking his hand
"so you must think I'm hot" He said I snatched my hand back and walked to my friends Charlotte and Donna we entered the funeral was beautiful I loved it I was around to know the couch after we went to the ceremony after I was sitting with Charlotte talking about my outfit while Donna was getting cake
"the Charlotte got up and someone else filled her seat
"Hi again" said Greg I was about to get up he said
"Wait" I looked at him
"Sorry for earlier" he said he might not have been a total ass
"Its ok" I said sitting back down
"Its just when I see a beautiful girl I go crazy and say stupid stuff" he said I blushed
"Oh well thanks your not to bad your self" I said we stared into each others eyes I then got up when I heard donna yell no 3 times so I got up
"Donna whats wrong" I said seeing cake in her hand
"My mom is being embarrassing" she said A I looked to see she was brest feading her toddler brother Bean
"Oh how old is your brother" I asked
"4" she said
"Oh wow uh well she obviously did not get the memo to stop at 2" I said it made her laugh we then sat with Charrlotte
"So we saw you talking to Greg feeder" Donna and Charlotte said
"yeah so what" I said
"you like him" Donna said
"what no" I said
"Yes we see you blushing" we talked and we then went to our cars to go to the lake house it was beautiful a basket ball court it was great I then came out of the car and we all went to the Frot of the house
"Daddy whats that machine doing" Little Becky Feeder said
"Its taking away the Moths" Lenny said
"Where is it taking them" she asked
"Hell" said my uncle as I punched him for saying Hell to a 4 year old girl
"Don't say that Higgins" said Lenny
"Oh not hell mexico" he said again and I punched him
"Its electrocuting them daddy their diving" Becky said as another moth said to the machine
"it killing them" Donna and Charlotte said Unanimously as another died
"daddy no" Becky screamed he turned off the machine and the moth was on the ground
"see its ok" Lenny said Jesturing to the Moth
"Its dead dad" said GREG followed by a pinch on the arm curtesy of his mother I liked her then Mama Mikensi Charlottes grandmother stepped forwrd
"oh a porch swing I know what Im gonna do this weekend" she said pushing Kiethee feeder down and stepping on the moth
"Now its dead" Mr Fedder said we entered Mr willard and His wife were assigning rooms they said they could get the water bed so that they cold do the back stroke Innocent donna said
"I wanna go swimming with you guys" she said getting up from the organ
"Oh honey we are not going swimming what we mean-" she was cut off by Donna's mother covering her daughter's ears saying she does not need to know what you me i DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN"
"i know why she means" My uncle said as we both imitated barthing we then looked to the Master Bedroom the kids could share it the Fedders looked the Tv
"Hey dad whats this big black box connected to the TV" Greg said
"thats the rest of the tv nt every one has flat screens" Lenny said he spoils his Kids
"Wow thats some old shiz nit" Kiethhe said
"Yup pretty back" Lenny said
"well I need a room with Heat" Mama said
"Its summer it's like 95 degrees in here" Mr Mikenssie said
"There e goes again I GOT BUNIONS" Mama scoffed before saying Mr tillered tried to tell her some remetieshe said the word Maze and we mocked him my uncle and His friends Mama took her bunion out it was the size of an orange bean screamed I almost fainted
"How is anyone suppose to sleep knowing they under the same roof as toby Bryan" Charlottes dad said
"Your steeping over the line women" Mama said standing up