LOTR Character Summaries for Dummies….



Oh yes, this came out of my own dememted, LOTR obbsessed head. It repeats it's self a bit……….but, whatever! ( By the way…..I do not hate Gimli)

Try to figure out which characters they are! ENJOY!



This story had a hobbit,

This hobbit had a ring,

This hobbit took the ring to a mountian,

This hobbit destroyed the ring,

This hobbit lost his "hello finger"

This hobbit went wee, wee, wee, all the way home.



This story had an Elf,

This Elf was hot,

This Elf could shoot arrows really fast,

I took this Elf,

And made him mine.



This story had a man who needed a shave,

This man was a king,

This man helped the hobbit with the ring,

This man was cool.



This story had a dwarf,

This dwarf was lame,

No one liked this dwarf,

So I killed him.



This story had a guy who liked the ring a lot,

This guy got shot with a lot of arrows,

This was not important,

So this guy died.





This story had an old man,

This old man carried a big stick,

This old man wore grey a lot,

This old man fell off a bridge,

This old man lived.



This story had two young hobbits,

These hobbits played with fireworks,

These hobbits liked mushrooms,

These hobbits were cool.



This story had a bad old man,

This bad old man had a crooked nose,

This bad old man carried a grudge,

This bad old man made Orcs,

This man was stupid.



This story had an obbsessed hobbit,

This hobbit liked the hobbit with the ring………

ALOT!



This story had an Elf lady,

This Elf lady had a mirror,

This Elf lady talked in people's heads,

This Elf lady scared me.



This story had an Elf Lord,

This Elf lord had black hair,

This Elf lord made funny faces,

This Elf lord had a cool voice,

This Elf lord rocked!



This story had another hobbit,

This hobbit once owned the ring,

This hobbit was old.





This story had a weird spindly guy,

This guy ate fish,

This guy said "precioussssss" a lot.

This guy was slimy,

This guy sucked.



This story had guys wearing black bed sheets,

These guys had no faces,

These guys had raspy voices,

These guys rode on big black horses,

These guys scared the bageezes out of me!



This story had another Elf lady,

This Elf lady liked the guy who needed a shave,

This Elf lady had a pretty horse,

This Elf lady controlled water,

This Elf lady had really big pupils…..



This story had a guy who wore metal,

This guy looked like the tin man gone bad,

This guy created the one ring,

This guy also lost his "Hello Finger"

This guy wasn't important either,

So this guy died.



This story was great,

This story was awsome,

This story has a lot of really hot Elves……(hehe! ELVES!)

I don't want to write anymore,

My hand is tiered,

So I'll stop.



I hope you guys enjoyed that…did you figure out who everyone was????*

R/R please!