Hey, everybody! I'm back with a whole new story! Well, drabbles, anyway. I'm so bored; I just moved to Ohio, and I have nothing to do! So, enjoy!
I do not own South Park.
Daybreak
Kyle looked out of his window and yawned. He hated daybreak.
He began to pull his clothes on and finally his cap, until he finally walked into his bathroom and finished up his daily routine. When he finished, he slung his backpack on, and headed for the bus stop.
"Hey, Jew."
"Hey, Fatass."
He loved daybreak.
Naturalist
"I think I'm going to become a naturalist," Kyle said absentmindedly to Eric, reading a book on nature. Eric looked up from his homework with a raised eyebrow.
"I thought all Jews were accountants."
"Shut up, Fatass!"
Harmony
The night was quiet. Almost too quiet, but not quiet enough for them to not be sneaking out of their houses and going to rendevous.
Cartman set down a blanket near the edge of Stark Pond. Kyle sat down, and Cartman followed suit. They smiled up at each other, not having to wear their fake personas.
This was harmony.
Balance
From Kenny's eyes, they were perfect for each other.
One was large, tall, and muscled, and the other was short, thin, and scrawny. Their personalities were from opposite spectrums. One was Jewish, the other hated Jews.
They were perfect.
And looking at them through his eyes, they seemed to balance each other out. They were yin and yang. Opposites, but balanced.
At least, that's what Kenny thought.
Mall
Kyle just didn't know what to get him. The mall was so huge, and there were so many items to pick from... he would never find the perfect present for Cartman's birthday!
But at last, he looked over and he found it. The most perfect thing he could've ever have found.
He walked out of that mall with a smug smile on his face, absolutely positive Cartman would love it.
Mortify
Oh god. This was not happening. Please tell him this is not happening.
As Cartman was presenting his slideshow of picture documenting World War II, somehow a picture of Kyle in lingerie had gotten in there and was now on display for the whole class to see.
Kyle's face was burning up. Cartman just smiled and continued talking about how the picture relayed how the Jews were slaves back in that day, and how they still are now.
Kyle was going to kill him.
Enforce
Everyone knew that Eric Cartman enforced his beliefs strictly. However, they never knew that he would go this far, as to humiliate his own boyfriend for his own benefit.
Really, showing the class a picture of Kyle all dressed up just to enforce his beliefs that Jews were always slaves?
Too far, man. Too far.
Tropical
Kyle had never seen a shirt so... tropical.
And as to why Cartman was wearing it... he just didn't know.
The Hawaiian shirt was red with big yellow flowers spotted all over it. Why was Cartman wearing it? He didn't know. But what he did know was he looked damn good in it.
Not that he'd ever tell him that.
Fun
They all laughed as they splashed around in Stark's Pond. It was summer finally, and school was out, so Kenny, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman could finally relax, and take a break from their high school life.
"Dunun. Dunun. Dunununununununununun DUNUNUNUN!"
"Ah, Cartman!" Kyle squealed as his boyfriend took him under the water, while singing the Jaws theme song.
Stan and Kenny laughed.
"Canonball!" Kenny screamed, jumping into the lake. A large wave went around from the splash, sinking everyone.
"Goddamnit, Kennahy!" Eric yelled.
Oh, the good times.
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