Dream: Hiya peoplez! I was really bored so I decided to write another story!!!
Zero: Like anybody actually reads your stories, you psychotic idiot.
Dream: o.O How'd you get here???
Zero: You brought me here, baka.
Dream: ...oh yeah...I'M NOT A BAKA!!!!
Zero: -_-;;; You sure about that?
Dream: YES! Now do the disclaimer!!!
Zero: No.
Dream: *uses amazing authoress powers to make a choke collar appear around Zero's neck* Do the disclaimer!
Zero: *grumbles* baka kitsune…
Dream: *yanks on chain* What was that?
Zero: Eep! Nothing…
Dream: good. Oh, and before I ferget again this is just a random story that takes place after Echoes in the Wind so you should read that and The Season of the Crystal Feather first!
Zero: The baka kitsune does not own Yu Yu Hakusho. She does own any random characters that come out of the world of insanity and chaos in her mind.
Dream: Nicely put. Oh, and Zero? I have a secret for you...*leans over and yells in Zero's ear* I AM NOT A STUPID FOX!!!
Zero: @_@
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Hohoemi no Bakudan (A smile that's a bomb):
In a house somewhere in the USA a girl with chocolate colored hair and stormy blue eyes was sitting on her bed. She was glaring at the person in front of her. The person had black hair and was fidgeting uncomfortably. Behind him were three other guys and a girl with blue hair. One of the guys, a short guy with black hair and red eyes, was leaning against the wall with a bored expression on his face. Another, with Elvis style orange hair, was blinking stupidly. The third had red hair and emerald green eyes. He was lost in thought about some random thing.
"So...will you help us...?" The first boy asked.
The girl didn't move or blink. She remained glaring at the boy for minutes until she finally answered. "Get out of my house."
"Well, we tried!" The boy turned and started walking out of the room whistling.
The redhead grabbed him by the shirt, "Let me try, Yusuke."
"Kurama, I'm not going to help, no matter what you say." The girl fixed her glare on Kurama.
"But, Autumn..."
The boy with red eyes interrupted Kurama, "We're obviously wasting our time here. The baka kitsune is too scared to come along on this mission."
"Quiet, Hiei! I'm not scared and I will not fall for that trick!" Autumn snapped at the fire demon.
"Hn." Hiei turned his attention elsewhere.
The girl with blue hair pouted, "Why won't you help?"
"I believe I made it quite clear to Koenma that I would not get involved in any of his stupid missions, Botan." Autumn's glare turned to Botan.
"Koenma said that this mission might be of interest to you." Kurama sat down next to Autumn.
"Oh? And what exactly is this mission?" Autumn asked.
"He didn't tell us."
Autumn sighed and rested her head on Kurama's shoulder, "I have stuff that I have to do."
"What kind of stuff?" Yusuke narrowed his eyes.
"The kind of stuff that you don't have to know about." Autumn hissed.
"Are you sure it's not the kind of stuff that you made up in order to have a good excuse?" Yusuke asked.
Autumn threw a stuffed animal at his head. "Baka!"
"So you really were making up an excuse!" Yusuke smiled before getting hit with more stuffed animals. He was soon buried under a pile of them.
"Hey, where'd Urameshi go?" Kuwabara asked looking around.
"I'm right here..." Yusuke mumbled from under the stuffed animals.
Kurama laughed, "Will you at least come and listen to what Koenma has to say?"
Autumn thought for a moment, "Nope!" She then walked out of the room after grabbing a piece of paper from her desk.
"Where is she going?" Yusuke asked after getting out from under the stuffed animals.
"Get out of my house!" Autumn yelled from the kitchen. The group left and Autumn went to the park near her house. She sat down by a tree and closed her eyes.
"You shouldn't let your guard down." A voice said from the tree above her.
Autumn kept her eyes closed, "Hello, Zero. I was wondering when you'd say something."
The dragon demon hopped out of the tree and crossed his arms, "What did the Reikai Tantei want?"
"They wanted my help with their new mission. It probably has something to do with tracking you down."
"And?"
"And I refused to help them."
"Good."
"Why did you want to see me?" Autumn opened her eyes and looked at him curiously.
Zero growled, "As much as I hate to admit it I...need your help..."
"What? Why?"
"I'm being hunted."
"By someone other than the Reikai Tantei?"
"Yes, you see there was a group of demons that found out about the amulet. They murdered my father to get it but I was able to keep it from them. The leader of the group put a curse on me..."
"What kind of curse?" Autumn asked curiously.
"If I ever lost the amulet or if it was ever destroyed I would have one week to find her and defeat her before I became human. Then I would have another three days before the change became permanent."
"Sounds good to me!" Autumn smiled.
Zero growled, "WHAT???"
"If you were human you wouldn't be able to do any damage."
"...well, I guess I'll have to ask someone else for help."
"Wait, if what you said is true then you should be turning into a human in a few minutes. I want to wait for that to happen." Autumn yawned.
"Fine." After a few minutes Zero became a human. His red eye became violet like the other one. His wings and tail disappeared and his claws shrunk to normal length nails. His fangs shrunk to human sized teeth.
Autumn blinked, "Wow, you really were telling the truth!"
"So are you going to help me or not?" Zero snapped.
"Yes, I will help you. Where should we start?"
"Well, I've been able to find out some information about the group..." Zero sat down on a tree stump.
~*~Meanwhile at Koenma's office:
"What??? Zero escaped into Ningenkai???" Thorn yelled. She was sitting in front of his desk with the Reikai Tantei and Dariken.
"Yes, we have reason to believe that he's after revenge on Autumn for destroying the amulet. His energy was detected around her area a few hours before you got there." Koenma said.
Kurama stood up, "We have to go make sure she's all right!"
"I'm sure she's capable of taking care of herself." Koenma turned to Thorn, "Do you have any idea how to track your brother?"
"No..." Thorn sighed.
"Well then let's think for a while about this..."
After two hours of thinking they gave up. Suddenly the doors flew open and Tenka came running into the room.
"Has anyone seen Autumn???"
"No, why?" Koenma asked.
"She left after forcing you guys to leave and she never came back! She didn't even say where she was going!!!" Tenka was panicking.
Kurama stood and ran out the door. The others soon followed. They got to Autumn's house to see her walking down the street lost in thought.
"Autumn!" Kurama ran over and hugged her.
"...hello Kurama..." Autumn blinked.
"Where were you?" Tenka questioned.
"At the park."
"FOR THREE HOURS???" Tenka yelled.
"Yes."
"Zero escaped into Ningenkai and he might be after revenge! You can't just wander off on your own like that!" Kurama scolded.
"I can take care of myself, Kurama!" Autumn glared.
Kurama sighed, "Just be careful, ok?"
"Sure." Autumn smiled brightly at him.
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Dream: Well, it was a bit dull, but first chapters are usually like that.
Zero: For all you bakas that don't know the Reikai Tantei are the spirit detectives.
Dream: *hits Zero with a random stuffed animal* Don't call my readers bakas!
Zero: Baka kitsune! Don't hit me!
Dream: I can hit you if I want to! *hits Zero with another stuffed animal*
Zero: Review now or I'll kill you! *takes out a dagger*
Dream: *hisses* you can't threaten the readers with that!!! *hands him a shoe* use this.
Zero: A shoe...? You really are an idiot...