The Riddler who Can't Solve Riddles


The first riddle is

Why, why

Did the man

Lock himself in a room

Drinking a bottle of poisoned wine?

This riddle remains unsolved

You come up

A hand in the pocket

Of your black dress

You pull out a knife

But

I had seen it already

Knocking it away

The second riddle is

What had happened

So strong

So sudden

To kill everyone?

Was the true murderer

Among those who died?

So who is the culprit?

You obviously know

Because you saw the whole thing unravel

Before your very eyes

Come on, say it

The name of the culprit

Now, who's the culprit

Say it

The name of the culprit

My name!


Done! Very short, I know... R&R!