Disclaimer: I don't have rights to either Ruroken or Who Framed Roger Rabbit, for those of you who get the reference. I'm sure you'll be very relieved that I own no rights by the time you're done reading…
Misao's Cracked-Out Happy Fish Story
Misao had been wandering Kyoto, when she noticed that everything around her appeared to have become very perkily animated (not that Misao knew what animation was). Animals and trees all smiled and sang. There was a rabbit making out with a redhead in one direction, and a duck with a speech impediment in another. In front of her was a large animated fish, singing the most annoying song she'd ever heard about the happy cartoonland he created with his song.
Deeply traumatized, not only by the animated world, but also by the fact that there were things in existence perkier than her, Misao ran off to find the others.
After a frantic search, she found Kaoru and Kenshin. Dragging them back to the river, she explained everything, trying to convince them it was real, but they wouldn't believe her. Even Kenshin was smirking.
To her dismay, all was ordinary when they arrived. The singing fish was gone, and with it, the magic. After looking at Misao as though she were very cracked-out, Kenshin-gumi left her to her "cartoonland."
Misao stomped off in such a temper she didn't even notice Sano watching sheepishly, picking his teeth clean with a fresh fishbone.
Author's Note: It's stupid, idiotic… and about everything else you can think of. I know. But, it's a crackfic, so it's a llowed. I rarely write these, so consider this "special" in whichever way you see fit. Heh… Anyway, the story behind this story is as follows: I was at a Chinese restaurant with lolo popoki and my mom, and had been served a delicious fish meal, which pleased me greatly. My mom joked that it was a "happy fish" and I commented that "happy fish" made it sound like some kind of singing cartoon fish. I then added that I liked the fish enough that I'd eat it anyway… singing happy fish or not. Then I commented to lolo that I could see Sano doing the same thing. Sadly, that is where this story came from. I apologize for it. It was funnier at the restaurant. Guess you had to be there.
Another note 2: Please within the next few days, check out lolo popoki's bio page for a new collaboration fic called "Babysitting Blues." Lolo and I plan on working on this joint fic (hopefully with the help of two other amazing authors if they both agree to sign on). I'll keep you posted. So keep your eyes on my bio page and especially on lolo's!
Anyway, thanks for reading. Please review. Please don't hate me forever for writing this…
Dewa mata!
Sirius