I sat at the table my phone in front of my face fingers flying over the keys. The plain white cafeteria was packed and all I could smell was Miku's disgusting leek soup.

"Neru are you even listening to me?"

It's that annoying 'princess' Miku again. I look up to see her leaning across the table to get my attention, of course. Beside her the freakily identical twins were chatting animatedly.

"No. Was I supposed to? And you two," I pointed to the twins, "Are you like freaks of nature or something? Aren't twins only identical when they're of the same sex?" I heard goody two shoes Luka suck in a breath like she was going to start giving me a long ranting speech about how I should be nicer, like I care. I held up a hand but kept my attention on Rin and Len. "Don't even think about it. So you two got anything to say for yourselves?"

Rin tossed her short blond hair and scowled at me so of course I gave her a look right back. It was Len who spoke though. "Of course were not freaks of nature!" Rin had tried to climb over the table and hit me but Len, like some shota ninja, grabbed her waist and held her back.

"Then what's your explanation?" I jerked my chin at him just as Kaito the perv/pedo walked over to our table carrying a tray of, of course, ice cream tubs. I looked him up and down and inquired, "Why the hell aren't you fat yet?"

"I-I-I don't know?" he asked his answer like he needed it to be approved.

"You're an idiot you know that? A huge freakin' pervy pedo idiot." At that moment other people came and sat down; Gakupo and Gumi siblings, ugh, and Meiko and Haku, the drunks. I turn to the former. "How are your hang overs?" I smirk knowing full well that they had a drinking contest, in the middle of the week. They glare; my smirk gets bigger. Then Miku turns the attention back to herself.

"As I was telling you earlier, Neru, I have a concert this Friday… And you don't! Ha!" Then she squealed!

"So are you gonna sing 'The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku'? Imagine if you did disappear! We'd all be sooooo worried about you! I know I would go out looking for you, princess." My voice is dripping with sarcasm but from the look on her face you can tell that she didn't understand. A giggle escaped my lips. Shocked, that I had actually giggled, I stood, not for any real effect though. I'm not that much taller when I stand opposed to sitting, one of the things I hate most about myself.

Just as I started walking toward the door of the cafeteria Miku calls out to me, "We wouldn't worry if you disappeared or got kidnapped Neru-chan you'd be fine! You'd be outta there in minutes totally okay!"

I turned around and saw them all nodding: Luka the least enthusiastic, while Rin looked like her head would fall of any minute she was moving it so fast. She seemed to be mouthing 'I hope you disappear.' at me so I flipped her the bird. I stalked out of the lunch room and toward my full locker; I still had two classes and another period of home room at the end of the day 'cause my school is messed. Also we had only one door, in front of the office so I couldn't sneak out.

I grabbed a piece of paper and a pen before heading to the wash room. I went to the handicap stall and put the paper against graffitied wall; the pen was poised over it. I wrote I had a major dentist appointment in forty five minutes that I had to walk to. I forged my mother's writing and signature perfectly.

I walked out of the stall and mad a beeline to the office and the door. The office was more like a large cubby with a few desks then a workplace but all I ever did there was drop of fake notes and get detentions for my trolling and spamming the other students and teachers.

I walked in and put my note on the secretary's desk; he looked at it with a bored expression and waved me out. I opened the front door and walked out the air that hit me was warm but the sky was turning gray. As I strode toward my house a large fat drop of water landed on my head; another hit the sidewalk and another on the grass. It was raining and that wasn't a bad thing. I was enjoying it so much I didn't hear their footsteps behind me. I wish I had.

I felt a large hand go around my waist and another going over my mouth. I was about to bite the one on my mouth when it moved as did the one around my waist; they now held my arms behind me. A voice growled in my ear but I couldn't really hear it over the loud pounding of my heart.

Was this really happening? Only fifteen minutes ago I had joked about this happening to Miku and now it was me being kidnapped, like they had predicted. Now another pair of hands stretched a cloth along my mouth and nose; it smelled sweet and it made me dizzy. I knew I was about to pass out and before I did I caught sight of a blue haired guy grabbing my feet… he looked a lot like… Kaito?...