On my vacation, while staying at a hotel in Syracuse, I was watching Comedy
Central and this guy came on playing a guitar and singing a song.. It was
the most hilarious thing I'd heard in a long time, and it got stuck playing
in loops in my head the rest of the way back home. n.n; I searched for it
on WinMX by what I assumed was the title and was lucky to find it. So now I
can hear it whenever I please. XD
Anyways, its called "Special Fred" and its by "Steven Lynch" or something "Comedy Central" or both. All you really need is the title though.. that's incase you want to download it. And you should! Its so funny! Besides, then you can sing MY PARODY to the music!! XD!!!! Sound like fun?
So yes. This is a parody to Special Fred, and it is called Special Vash. I don't know how I thought to write this but please enjoy or something..! ^____^;
I dunno who the real song Special Fred is © to, but its not me...
However! My parody is © 2002 Fishface (me!) because parody's are considered original by the music court place.. So nyah! You can't have it! Its just for your enjoyment! :P
Special Vash by Teal Huskie aka Fishie/etc.
While I worked at The Café
I saw a man that made my day
Vash was sweet
And super cute
But had a thorn stuck in his boot
Oh special Vash
His head is worth a lotta cash
Even when he has a blast, you know,
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit
He'd eat food
And drink ice tea
I'd turn beet red
He'd laugh at me
He walked through town every day
His name scared people quick away
Oh special Vash
His head is worth a lotta cash
I try to glomp but he will dash
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
I stalked him
And he liked me
Might be 'cause I gave him donuts free
Hunters came
Shot and scoffed
Vash tried not to get his head blown off
Oh special Vash
His head is worth a lotta cash
With him around things get smashed
'Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day, talking to special Vash
He fell to the floor with a very loud crash
And as he laughed at me that's when I saw
He was trying to look up my skirt the whole time after all
Now I laugh and watch him work
He's got a job as The Café clerk
Next to me
Vash is tender
Yeah
He's a definite tree glomper
Oh special Vash and me
Now we're sorta like a team, you see
We hand out kiddies cold ice cream
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
Thank God I am special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Special
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Here are the actual lyrics. I think they are all word-for-word; I typed them out as fast as I could while listening to the song. ^^; Then I listened and checked them over a few more times. Not promising though, if you want a copy of the lyrics! :D
Oh, and I asterisked the bad words at the end.. ^_;;
When I was a boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind
With good intent
But just a little different
Oh special Fred
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead,
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit
We'd play tag
And he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier
He'd eat dirt
I liked math and spelling bees
Fred liked talking to a tree
Oh special Fred
Momma dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
I ran track
Hung out in malls
Fred ran headfirst into walls
I had girls
And lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes
Oh special Fred
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
That special Fred just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me
Fred is fine
Yeah
He's a f**kin Einstein
Oh special Fred and me
Now we're not right in the head you see
Now we're not so bright, instead,
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That b**tard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Special
Ta da!
Anyways, its called "Special Fred" and its by "Steven Lynch" or something "Comedy Central" or both. All you really need is the title though.. that's incase you want to download it. And you should! Its so funny! Besides, then you can sing MY PARODY to the music!! XD!!!! Sound like fun?
So yes. This is a parody to Special Fred, and it is called Special Vash. I don't know how I thought to write this but please enjoy or something..! ^____^;
I dunno who the real song Special Fred is © to, but its not me...
However! My parody is © 2002 Fishface (me!) because parody's are considered original by the music court place.. So nyah! You can't have it! Its just for your enjoyment! :P
Special Vash by Teal Huskie aka Fishie/etc.
While I worked at The Café
I saw a man that made my day
Vash was sweet
And super cute
But had a thorn stuck in his boot
Oh special Vash
His head is worth a lotta cash
Even when he has a blast, you know,
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit
He'd eat food
And drink ice tea
I'd turn beet red
He'd laugh at me
He walked through town every day
His name scared people quick away
Oh special Vash
His head is worth a lotta cash
I try to glomp but he will dash
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
I stalked him
And he liked me
Might be 'cause I gave him donuts free
Hunters came
Shot and scoffed
Vash tried not to get his head blown off
Oh special Vash
His head is worth a lotta cash
With him around things get smashed
'Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day, talking to special Vash
He fell to the floor with a very loud crash
And as he laughed at me that's when I saw
He was trying to look up my skirt the whole time after all
Now I laugh and watch him work
He's got a job as The Café clerk
Next to me
Vash is tender
Yeah
He's a definite tree glomper
Oh special Vash and me
Now we're sorta like a team, you see
We hand out kiddies cold ice cream
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
Thank God I am special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Special
====
Here are the actual lyrics. I think they are all word-for-word; I typed them out as fast as I could while listening to the song. ^^; Then I listened and checked them over a few more times. Not promising though, if you want a copy of the lyrics! :D
Oh, and I asterisked the bad words at the end.. ^_;;
When I was a boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind
With good intent
But just a little different
Oh special Fred
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead,
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit
We'd play tag
And he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier
He'd eat dirt
I liked math and spelling bees
Fred liked talking to a tree
Oh special Fred
Momma dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
I ran track
Hung out in malls
Fred ran headfirst into walls
I had girls
And lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes
Oh special Fred
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit
One day talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
That special Fred just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me
Fred is fine
Yeah
He's a f**kin Einstein
Oh special Fred and me
Now we're not right in the head you see
Now we're not so bright, instead,
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That b**tard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
Special
Ta da!
