On my vacation, while staying at a hotel in Syracuse, I was watching Comedy Central and this guy came on playing a guitar and singing a song.. It was the most hilarious thing I'd heard in a long time, and it got stuck playing in loops in my head the rest of the way back home. n.n; I searched for it on WinMX by what I assumed was the title and was lucky to find it. So now I can hear it whenever I please. XD

Anyways, its called "Special Fred" and its by "Steven Lynch" or something "Comedy Central" or both. All you really need is the title though.. that's incase you want to download it. And you should! Its so funny! Besides, then you can sing MY PARODY to the music!! XD!!!! Sound like fun?

So yes. This is a parody to Special Fred, and it is called Special Vash. I don't know how I thought to write this but please enjoy or something..! ^____^;

I dunno who the real song Special Fred is © to, but its not me...

However! My parody is © 2002 Fishface (me!) because parody's are considered original by the music court place.. So nyah! You can't have it! Its just for your enjoyment! :P



Special Vash by Teal Huskie aka Fishie/etc.



While I worked at The Café

I saw a man that made my day

Vash was sweet

And super cute

But had a thorn stuck in his boot

Oh special Vash

His head is worth a lotta cash

Even when he has a blast, you know,

He's a little bit special

Just a little bit

He'd eat food

And drink ice tea

I'd turn beet red

He'd laugh at me

He walked through town every day

His name scared people quick away

Oh special Vash

His head is worth a lotta cash

I try to glomp but he will dash

Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit

I stalked him

And he liked me

Might be 'cause I gave him donuts free

Hunters came

Shot and scoffed

Vash tried not to get his head blown off

Oh special Vash

His head is worth a lotta cash

With him around things get smashed

'Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit

One day, talking to special Vash

He fell to the floor with a very loud crash

And as he laughed at me that's when I saw

He was trying to look up my skirt the whole time after all

Now I laugh and watch him work

He's got a job as The Café clerk

Next to me

Vash is tender

Yeah

He's a definite tree glomper

Oh special Vash and me

Now we're sorta like a team, you see

We hand out kiddies cold ice cream

We're a little bit special

Just a little bit special

Thank God I am special

Just a little bit

Just a little bit

Special

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Here are the actual lyrics. I think they are all word-for-word; I typed them out as fast as I could while listening to the song. ^^; Then I listened and checked them over a few more times. Not promising though, if you want a copy of the lyrics! :D

Oh, and I asterisked the bad words at the end.. ^_;;

When I was a boy of ten

I had a very best friend

Fred was kind

With good intent

But just a little different

Oh special Fred

Momma dropped him on his head

Now he's not so bright, instead,

He's a little bit special

Just a little bit

We'd play tag

And he'd get hurt

I'd play soldier

He'd eat dirt

I liked math and spelling bees

Fred liked talking to a tree

Oh special Fred

Momma dropped him on his head

Now she keeps him in the shed

Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit

I ran track

Hung out in malls

Fred ran headfirst into walls

I had girls

And lots of clothes

Fred had names for all his toes

Oh special Fred

Momma dropped him on his head

Now he thinks he's a piece of bread

Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit

One day talking to special Fred

He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head

And as he laughed at me that's when I knew

That special Fred just made me special too

Now I laugh as I count bugs

I give strangers great big hugs

Next to me

Fred is fine

Yeah

He's a f**kin Einstein

Oh special Fred and me

Now we're not right in the head you see

Now we're not so bright, instead,

We're a little bit special

Just a little bit special

That b**tard Fred made me special

Just a little bit

Just a little bit

Special



Ta da!