Banjo and Kazooie trying to interview
me (dracokazooie)


(It's a normal day, and near Grunty's old lair, the bear and bird are talking to a black-feathered
bird.)

Kazooie: Err, mr. DracoKazooie...

DracoKazooie: Eh?

Banjo: Do you know any secrets?

DracoKazooie: Of course. Ridiculously secret area... (whispers to B & K)

Kazooie: If only we could leave Banjo behind... (giggles)

DracoKazooie: (looking at banjo, and shaking his wings) Uhh... he's strange for a bear...

Kazooie: What? He has too much hair?

DracoKazooie: (sigh) All breegulls think the same...

Banjo: Um, DracoKazooie? Can we interview you?

DracoKazooie: Sure. First question?

Banjo: What's your favorite food?

DracoKazooie: Pizza!!!

Banjo: What's your favorite game?

DracoKazooie: RAYMAN!!!

Banjo: What do you use as a saying?

DracoKazooie: Long live the lemons... Until I eat them!

Banjo: Ookay...

Kazooie: Leave this dude alone.

DracoKazooie: It's OK!

(Suddenly, a huge minjo comes down, kicks Banjo in the back, grabs and bites Kazooie, but never
catches DracoKazooie as he runs away firing homing missles, then a large glowbo comes down and
DracoKazooie plants a mine, and runs away as they step on it and the whole area explodes)

Calvyn: Aww, crud. There goes another fanfic.