Roxanne: yeah I'm back for revenge, and this time things are going to get very interestingly weird for the monks too! Serena?
Serena: yeah! The sassy cat is back as well, by the way, Disclaimer: she doesn't own Xiaolin Showdown, although if she did, trust me it would be A LOT more different.
Roxanne: that had better been a compliment, kittybitch
It was almost summer break, and Master Fung had gathered up the young dragons for an announcement he had to make before they left for vacation.
"Young monks, after your long journey, there is one last task you must survive before your summer break" he said.
"Ok since I am now the leader, what is the job I must lead?" said Rai.
"Well actually, Roxanne has been giving me ideas of this expedition"
"You mean that chick who figured out Omi was a girl?"
"And freaked us out with our inner selves?" suggested Kimiko.
"And convinced me to get plastic surgery on my chest?" Omi said.
Everyone but Omi: 0o SHE WHAT!
"Hey you know I can hear you" Roxanne said mysteriously coming out of a shadow along with her cat on her lap.
Monks: AAAAHHHHHH THE FREAKY SICK CHICK!
"Ok, ok I'm sorry about that, geez you guys really hold a grudge"
"Maybe because last time you turned them into cheese, treated them like sick maniacs for your own amusement, beat them up, and on top of that creeped them out by telling them the truth about Omi, stupid" Serena scolded.
"How would you like ME to beat you up!" Roxanne shot back.
"What is up with you guys? Ya'll really have some issues" Clay said.
"ISSUSES! I'LL SHOW YOU ISSUES!" Serena began scratching Clay unconscious.
"We don't have issues, we just hate each other with passion" Roxanne grinned as she petted her feline companion for what she did to Clay. "Usually, I would just tell you a short summary, but I instead will waste various seconds of your useless lives by giving you a flashback!"
FLASHBACK…
Roxanne is shown at her 10th birthday.
Her Mom: look sweetie, for your birthday we brought you what you always wanted!
Roxanne: WTF is this! A WIG? (Sniffs it) AND IT SMELLS!
Serena: A WIG THAT SMELLS! I'm a cat you inconcided human! And for your info, ever heard of deodorant! (Pointing to her armpits)
Roxanne: AAAAHHHHHHH! YOU CAN TALK! DEMON CAT, DEMON CAT! YOU MUST DIE!
(They start fighting)
Roxanne's little sister: (let me give you a clue, her name was Cheddar Chesee in my last story) he he, nice cat! (Reaches for Serena's tail)
Serena: you better not touch me you pea-brained off-spring!
(Beats her up)
Roxanne: wow… heartless, obnoxious, annoying and tortures innocent people for no apparent reason…just like me! I LIKE YOU!
Serena: does that mean we're friends?
Roxanne: (scoffs) yeah right bitch!
(They continue to fight)
END OF FLASHBACK…
"Wow what a beautiful sisterhood you guys have" clay commented sarcastically.
"Watch it gayass, remember I can give my cat powers to REALLY screw you up!" Roxanne warned.
"(ahem) please Roxanne explain the dragon's expedition if you will" Master Fung said.
"no prob, to help you understand your inner selves, you and your inner selves will switch lives for a day, so the new dragons for a day will be Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob, and Raj from Camp Lazlo. And by the way, Jack will also be replaced by Dave the Barbarian."
Monks: but-
"SEE YA! HAVE FUN DON'T OVER DO IT!" Serena interrupted.
Monks: we-
"Tiger Claws!" Roxanne cried transporting them to their new dimensions.
"Perfect, MUAHAHAHA!" she said petting Serena who on her lap (you know, like how the villains do)
Roxanne: all right Chapter one down!
Serena: yeah! How will the Xiaolin warriors survive their new environments, and how will the new dragons get along? All coming up!