Again. Do you need a beta reader? Anyone?
ITI: I don't think they need a Beta Reader.
Me: Well they should.
NTW: But they don't. And I totes understand that. I don't really get it? Why go through the hastle?
ITI: NUdge, now is not the time.
Me: Thanks. ONWARD!
I don't own MR. However, I do own this list... I hope.
MAX will never:
1. Tell everyone about the Valium Incident
2. Give up
3. Talk like Nudge
4. Put Iggy in charge
5. Put Angel in charge
6. Put Gazzy in charge
7. Give Iggy and Gazzy permission to buy all the bomb material they need
8. Give Fang a sharp object that will help him fulfill his need to cut himself
9. Inform Gazzy about how yummilicious he smells
10. Carry Total on will
11. Tell Jeb that she will always and forever love him
12. Fall in love with Dylan
13. Become a whitecoat
14. Become a drug addict (Hello, Needles!)
15. Become addicted to Valium
15. Have baby Sam's
16. Willingly admit feelings to anyone other than Fang
17. Admit her undying love for The Voice
18. Embrace her birdness and live in a nest, eat worms, migrate, etc.
IGGY will never:
1. Become a gentleman
2. Admit his love for blindness
3. Start a gossiping club with Nudge and Total
4. Fall in love with Justin Bieber
5. Admit to his gayness
6. Reveal his undying love for Dylan
7. Willingly let the Whitecoats operate on his ears(He's already blind. Doesn't need to add deaf)
8. Choose between Ella or Nudge without leading the other on purposely
9. Embrace his secret love for Jeb (That is one sexy mustache)
10. Willingly watch a 'chick flick'
FANG will never:
1. Admit that he cuts to Max
2. Embrace his gayness
3. Let Max marry Sam
4. Wear all pink
5. Stop being emo
6. Reveal that the only reason he made out with Lissa was because she found out about his love for Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson and wouldn't tell as long as he didn't tell about her love for Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus
7. Admit that every day he fantasizes about making out with Iggy in Harry Potter's closet under the stairs
8. Sing "Love Game" to Jeb
9. Love me (*sigh*)
Any suggestions of M/I/F will never? Any need of Beta Reader?
R&R