Chapter 1:Power
I wake up with a jult my blond covered head perking up.
"Ooh headrush." I said
My name is Chris Kirkman Im a 17 year old emotion lord and the leader of the Bravest Warriors!
I walk out of my room to see everyone standing waiting for catbug to get out of the bathroom.
yawn*"Morning, guys."
"Mornin- What Chris how are you flying and whats with your eyes?" Danny said
"Huh, what do you mean I'm not flyi-oh im flying. Huh. Thats odd." I said
"Woah, Chris whats with your eyes! Their weird and golden." Beth said
"Oh ya I frogot to tell you guys about my powers, every time I use them my eyes glow. But why are my powers acting up theres always a reason for them activating."
"Like what?" Wallow said
"Um, reasons." I said hurriedly
I focus on deactivating my powers it works and I fall to the ground.
"Ouch"
"Way to go Chris." Danny said
An hour later when everyones done in the bathroom I decided to make breakfast.
"Waffles sounds good. You guys want some?" I asked no one in particular
"Anything sounds good right now." Beth said
"Waffles are great sign me up!" Danny said
"How about you Wallow?" I asked
"Nah Im good me and Himmal ate out last night." Wallow said
"Suite yourself."
I start to gather everything I need. When I got everything I opened up the batter pouch and there was none left.
I was pissed its like everything is against me today ugh and-
"Chris-Chris Please stop!!" Beth said
"Huh?" I said
I just smashed a gigantic hole through the ground with the pancake batter.
I kneeled next to the hole feeling barfy.
"Whats happening to me?"I asked
Beth got down on her knees and hug me. It made my heart jump.
"I don't know Chris but we'll figure this out." Said Beth
Right after Beth stoped talking a portal opened up right next to me and out came the Emotion Lord.
"Why so glum, chum?" The Emotion Lord Said
"Back when I was your age I never let my youth get the better of me! I took it by its nards and screamed for our lord wankershim!"
"Shut up! Can't you see that somethings happening to me?!?" I said angered
"Psh! Chris's always so dramatic! If you would have let me finish I would have helped you! But your being a jerk to me so I don't think im going to help!" Said the Emotion Lord defiantly
"Look man Im sorry! Can you please fix me?" I asked
"Only for a kiss." Emotion Lord said
"What-NO! Im not kissing you!" I said angerly
"Chris, just do it. For my sake." Beth said
"Ugh, fine but just for you."
I kissed the old man on the cheeck
"Ah ha I knew you were gay!" Said the Emotion Lord
Beth started lauphing hystaricly
"You sick dirty old man!" I said angerly
"Stop geting your pantys in a bunch! Lets go already gay boy." Emotion Lord said opening a portal
He jumped in the portal and I followed suite.
We ended up in the Parosox Pub.
"The Parosox Pub? I thought I destroyed it after I took the emotion sword." I said
"No, you just destroyed the barrier keeping us inside the Pub." Emotion Lord said
"So, why are we here?" I asked
"Because, the Emotion has come!" The Emotion Lord said
"The Emotion?" I asked
"The Emotion is the time in our lifes when our emotions are amped up to there max potental and the deciding factor of how strong we are compared to other versions of you!" The Emotion Lord said
"So hows this relate to my weird eyes?" I asked
"Well, you know how we like Beth?"
"Ya."
"And you know that were a very emotional person?"
"Ya, so?"
"Couple the fact of The Emotion and everything I said earlier and what do you get?"
"Oh! So my love of Beth is increasing my emotional powers because of the Emotion and once the Emotion is over my powers can be determined!?" I asked
"Yep. Well besides the last part. We determine your power here right now."
Out of no where Chris's started poping into existence.
"Before we get started with The Process has anybody told him about the system?" Chris Prime asked
"No but I'll explain it to him. So Chris each of us Chris have a ranking out of ten that is determined by The Process. For example Im a seven out of ten meaning that im at average power." The Emotion Lord said
"Any who now that thats over with can we see how strong this Chris is?" Emo Emotion Lord said (I actually didn't make him up. He's real and he tryed to kill Chris but was killed by Tiddy Twister Chris.)
About 10 Emotion Lords gathered around me. They all started chanting. There eyes started to glow and I was suddenly shot into the air. Once I got back down to the ground all the Chris's were staring at me shocked.
"What? Whats wrong?!?" I asked
"Chris its not something wrong. Its something very good. We just never thought you'd be the one. The strongest Chris." Chris Prime said
"Wait how strong am I?" I ask
"You, Chris, are a Twelve out of Ten."