What the heck is that!?
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Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or Sonic the hedgehog or even Tenchi Muyo
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Chapter 1: Alcohol and computers don't mix
\action\
"thought"
/change of location/
/Outside the shrine/
Tenchi: Hmmmmm....what a nice day today has been "to peaceful" I wonder where Ryoko and Ayeka have got to
/Tenchi's house/
Ryoko: Wow this new Playstaion 2 is great
Ayeka: Especillay since we hurt each other virtually
Ryoki: Meow
Ryoko: Move it Carrot breath what the hell's that
/Washu's lab/
Washu: Ow! that hurt \think's\ I need a morale booster
Kiss-ass puppet 1: Washu's so fine
Kiss-ass Puppet 2: Washu's an idiot
Kiss-ass Puppet 1: Is not
Kiss-ass Puppet 2: Is\pulls out a mini rocket launcher\ DIE! \Fires mini rocket launcher\
Kiss-ass puppet 1: \Blows up\
Kiss-ass puppet 2: Washu's so ugly,washu's so stupid
Washu: \Crushes Kiss-ass puppet 2\ So much for the morale booster"Where the hell did it get the rocket lancher from"
/Outside The shrine/
Tenchi: Phew!\wipe's his brow\ I've been bustin' my ball's for granpa for a hour let's see if he has any drink's
in this old dump
/Inside the shrine/
Tenchi: Green tea\look's at window and see's a lever\ Ouuuuuuu what does that lever do \pull's the lever\
\A seceret drink's cabinet appears\
Tenchi: Alright!!! Alcohol!!!
\1 hour and several pint's later\
Tenchi: Just one more \grab's a bottle of vodka and flip's the lid\
Grandpa: TENCHI!! What the...your totally wasted!
Tenchi: Of course you doppey old twat!!! I've been bustin my ass for one hour and I deserve it
Granpa: I hope that's the alcohol,Ryoko!!!
Ryoko: \Appear's out of thin air\ Yes?
Grandpa: Help me remove Tenchi
Tenchi: You've got really nice tit's\Passes out\
Ryoko: I like him better this way
Granpa: Be that as it may we've gotta get him to his room
\2 hour's later\
/Tenchi's house/
Tenchi: Do a little dance make a little love!!!
Washu: There has gotta be one way of shutting him up
Ryoko: I dunno
Ayeka: We don't have this type of liquid on Jurai,This whatta do ya call it..Alcohol?
Washu: It affect's the brain
Tenchi: Somebody make love to me!!!
Ryoko: O.K
Ayeka: Your not getting laid until we figure out how to stop this
Ryoko: But he won't wanna get laid when he's back to normal and it'll shut him up
Ayeka: Fine
Ryoko: Come on then Tenchi \Grab's him by the ear and pull's him into the bedroom\
\Bedroom door slide's shut\
Washu: This is not good what if the effect's are perment
Granpa: No there not, I brought Tenchi some green tea
Washu: I don't think he should be disturbed
Granpa: Where's Ryoko
Washu: In there with him
\muffled squeaking sounds can be heard\
Granpa: Oh,well while Tenchi and Ryoko 'get it on'
Washu: Ummm...yeah
Granpa: You could try some if you like
Washu: Sure! could you put it in a petri dish for me
Granpa: O.K you Miss Ayeka
Ayeka: No thank you I'll go to sleep
Tenchi: Yes!Yes!Yes!!!!
Ayeka:"I can't belive I let her do that"\yawn's\'Night everyone
Washu & Grandpa: Goodnight
/Washu's lab/
Washu: \Looking through a microscope\ This is a most excellent substance...I know I'll mass produce it
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the next day
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Washu: I mass produced the substance know as vodka!!! I'll try some....
/Tenchi's room/
Tenchi: What hit me...\look's next to him\ What is Ryoko doing naked in my room!!
Ryoko: I'm exhusted
Tenchi: I remember finding several pint's of larger and a bottle of Vodka but I can't remember what happened after
that
Ryoko: You cried out someone make love to me so I did
Tenchi: No way! I'd never say anything like that
Ryoko: Well you did
Tenchi: \Notice's Ryoki on the floor sleeping\ What happened to him
Granpa: Good morning!
All: AAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tenchi:\grab's his trouser's\ Ow my ear's I've got a splitting headache and that did not help
Granpa: When your dressed there's a hangover special for you Tenchi
/Washu's lab/
Washu: So this is what it's like to be 'wasted'
\There's a knock on the door\
Washu: Come in
Ayeka: Hi Wash....What the hell \look's around to see strewn around several empty vodka bottles and a pissed Washu\
Washu: Join the party
Ayeka: No it's wrong!
Washu: Just one bottle
Ayeka: Just a bit
Washu: \Pours some into a shot glass\
Ayeka: Thank's \sips some out the shot glass\This stuff is pretty good
Washu: \Nods speech is impossible in her current state. she passes out\
/The living room/
Tenchi: I still feel like I've been hit by a freight train
Ryoko: I'm still tired
Both: But I feel better
Granpa: Raw eggs are a good cure's for hangover's
Ryoko: But I DIDN'T HAVE A HANGOVER
Granpa: \whispers to Tenchi\ What's wrong with her
Tenchi: \whispers back\ PMS
Ryoko: I do not have PMS!!!!!!
Tenchi: \Raise's his eyebrow\
Ryoko: Well maybe just a little
/Washu's lab/
Ayeka: That's some good stuff
Washu: Yup
Sasami: What the...Ayeka! What's wrong
Ayeka: shut up \punches Sasami\
Sasami: \Recoil's In pain\ Ayeka! What's wrong!
Ayeka: Drink this \hand's her the half full bottle of vodka\
Sasami: O.K \take's a mouthful\ Hmmmmm this is nice
/The living room/
Tenchi: Man I'm bored
Ryoko: Let's play the almighty PS2!
Tenchi:\Fall's over anime style\
/Washu's lab/
Washu: Alright now I'm not Pished I fix the computer
/The living room/
Tehchi: NO!! NO!! NO!! It's not fair
Ryoko: HA! HA! HA! I whupped your ass good and proper
Tenchi: Fine I quit
\several hours and much tinkering later\
/Washu's lab/
Washu: I've finally sobered up and fixed the machine
Ayeka: Are you sure?
Washu: Yup
Ayeka: I doubt it...
Washu:
\The machine whirrs to life\
Washu: See never doubt a genius
\The machine splutters and die's\
Ayeka: Remind me never to trust you again
\Electricity flies out the machine\
Washu: Oh that can't be good
\Machine implodes\
Ayeka: That can't be good
Washu: No shit dumb-ass
\Vortex appears\
Washu: Uh oh
\The entire House dissapears\
Granpa: Oh would look at that my house has dissapeared...
Granpa: HOLY HELL!!! MY HOUSE HAS DISSAPEARED!!!
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Well that's it for now. Well i'm gonna get flamed for leavin it on a cliff hanger
But....
-What's happened to the house?
-Why has Sasami played such a small role in this fic?
-Will Ayeka ever get of the Vodka?
-And most importantly...
-Why do I hate Ryoki so much?
Techno_Greb
Please R&R it's for your own good
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Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or Sonic the hedgehog or even Tenchi Muyo
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Chapter 1: Alcohol and computers don't mix
\action\
"thought"
/change of location/
/Outside the shrine/
Tenchi: Hmmmmm....what a nice day today has been "to peaceful" I wonder where Ryoko and Ayeka have got to
/Tenchi's house/
Ryoko: Wow this new Playstaion 2 is great
Ayeka: Especillay since we hurt each other virtually
Ryoki: Meow
Ryoko: Move it Carrot breath what the hell's that
/Washu's lab/
Washu: Ow! that hurt \think's\ I need a morale booster
Kiss-ass puppet 1: Washu's so fine
Kiss-ass Puppet 2: Washu's an idiot
Kiss-ass Puppet 1: Is not
Kiss-ass Puppet 2: Is\pulls out a mini rocket launcher\ DIE! \Fires mini rocket launcher\
Kiss-ass puppet 1: \Blows up\
Kiss-ass puppet 2: Washu's so ugly,washu's so stupid
Washu: \Crushes Kiss-ass puppet 2\ So much for the morale booster"Where the hell did it get the rocket lancher from"
/Outside The shrine/
Tenchi: Phew!\wipe's his brow\ I've been bustin' my ball's for granpa for a hour let's see if he has any drink's
in this old dump
/Inside the shrine/
Tenchi: Green tea\look's at window and see's a lever\ Ouuuuuuu what does that lever do \pull's the lever\
\A seceret drink's cabinet appears\
Tenchi: Alright!!! Alcohol!!!
\1 hour and several pint's later\
Tenchi: Just one more \grab's a bottle of vodka and flip's the lid\
Grandpa: TENCHI!! What the...your totally wasted!
Tenchi: Of course you doppey old twat!!! I've been bustin my ass for one hour and I deserve it
Granpa: I hope that's the alcohol,Ryoko!!!
Ryoko: \Appear's out of thin air\ Yes?
Grandpa: Help me remove Tenchi
Tenchi: You've got really nice tit's\Passes out\
Ryoko: I like him better this way
Granpa: Be that as it may we've gotta get him to his room
\2 hour's later\
/Tenchi's house/
Tenchi: Do a little dance make a little love!!!
Washu: There has gotta be one way of shutting him up
Ryoko: I dunno
Ayeka: We don't have this type of liquid on Jurai,This whatta do ya call it..Alcohol?
Washu: It affect's the brain
Tenchi: Somebody make love to me!!!
Ryoko: O.K
Ayeka: Your not getting laid until we figure out how to stop this
Ryoko: But he won't wanna get laid when he's back to normal and it'll shut him up
Ayeka: Fine
Ryoko: Come on then Tenchi \Grab's him by the ear and pull's him into the bedroom\
\Bedroom door slide's shut\
Washu: This is not good what if the effect's are perment
Granpa: No there not, I brought Tenchi some green tea
Washu: I don't think he should be disturbed
Granpa: Where's Ryoko
Washu: In there with him
\muffled squeaking sounds can be heard\
Granpa: Oh,well while Tenchi and Ryoko 'get it on'
Washu: Ummm...yeah
Granpa: You could try some if you like
Washu: Sure! could you put it in a petri dish for me
Granpa: O.K you Miss Ayeka
Ayeka: No thank you I'll go to sleep
Tenchi: Yes!Yes!Yes!!!!
Ayeka:"I can't belive I let her do that"\yawn's\'Night everyone
Washu & Grandpa: Goodnight
/Washu's lab/
Washu: \Looking through a microscope\ This is a most excellent substance...I know I'll mass produce it
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the next day
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Washu: I mass produced the substance know as vodka!!! I'll try some....
/Tenchi's room/
Tenchi: What hit me...\look's next to him\ What is Ryoko doing naked in my room!!
Ryoko: I'm exhusted
Tenchi: I remember finding several pint's of larger and a bottle of Vodka but I can't remember what happened after
that
Ryoko: You cried out someone make love to me so I did
Tenchi: No way! I'd never say anything like that
Ryoko: Well you did
Tenchi: \Notice's Ryoki on the floor sleeping\ What happened to him
Granpa: Good morning!
All: AAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Tenchi:\grab's his trouser's\ Ow my ear's I've got a splitting headache and that did not help
Granpa: When your dressed there's a hangover special for you Tenchi
/Washu's lab/
Washu: So this is what it's like to be 'wasted'
\There's a knock on the door\
Washu: Come in
Ayeka: Hi Wash....What the hell \look's around to see strewn around several empty vodka bottles and a pissed Washu\
Washu: Join the party
Ayeka: No it's wrong!
Washu: Just one bottle
Ayeka: Just a bit
Washu: \Pours some into a shot glass\
Ayeka: Thank's \sips some out the shot glass\This stuff is pretty good
Washu: \Nods speech is impossible in her current state. she passes out\
/The living room/
Tenchi: I still feel like I've been hit by a freight train
Ryoko: I'm still tired
Both: But I feel better
Granpa: Raw eggs are a good cure's for hangover's
Ryoko: But I DIDN'T HAVE A HANGOVER
Granpa: \whispers to Tenchi\ What's wrong with her
Tenchi: \whispers back\ PMS
Ryoko: I do not have PMS!!!!!!
Tenchi: \Raise's his eyebrow\
Ryoko: Well maybe just a little
/Washu's lab/
Ayeka: That's some good stuff
Washu: Yup
Sasami: What the...Ayeka! What's wrong
Ayeka: shut up \punches Sasami\
Sasami: \Recoil's In pain\ Ayeka! What's wrong!
Ayeka: Drink this \hand's her the half full bottle of vodka\
Sasami: O.K \take's a mouthful\ Hmmmmm this is nice
/The living room/
Tenchi: Man I'm bored
Ryoko: Let's play the almighty PS2!
Tenchi:\Fall's over anime style\
/Washu's lab/
Washu: Alright now I'm not Pished I fix the computer
/The living room/
Tehchi: NO!! NO!! NO!! It's not fair
Ryoko: HA! HA! HA! I whupped your ass good and proper
Tenchi: Fine I quit
\several hours and much tinkering later\
/Washu's lab/
Washu: I've finally sobered up and fixed the machine
Ayeka: Are you sure?
Washu: Yup
Ayeka: I doubt it...
Washu:
\The machine whirrs to life\
Washu: See never doubt a genius
\The machine splutters and die's\
Ayeka: Remind me never to trust you again
\Electricity flies out the machine\
Washu: Oh that can't be good
\Machine implodes\
Ayeka: That can't be good
Washu: No shit dumb-ass
\Vortex appears\
Washu: Uh oh
\The entire House dissapears\
Granpa: Oh would look at that my house has dissapeared...
Granpa: HOLY HELL!!! MY HOUSE HAS DISSAPEARED!!!
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Well that's it for now. Well i'm gonna get flamed for leavin it on a cliff hanger
But....
-What's happened to the house?
-Why has Sasami played such a small role in this fic?
-Will Ayeka ever get of the Vodka?
-And most importantly...
-Why do I hate Ryoki so much?
Techno_Greb
Please R&R it's for your own good