Rikku had a dream. She went to bed Tidus got mad and punched Dominique. Then George Washington came and went the bathroom. Billy kissed Dominique and took off her pants. Dereck comes in with a hockey stick and gives Washington head. Zell then jumps in and pokes a girl. Billy gets drunk and bangs a tree. But, Dominique was in the tree. Seymour kisses Rikku. Lucas comes in with a big sword and kills a chicken that was behind Seymour along with Seymour. Then Rikku wakes up, and is found in Besaid. Then Lucas goes and throws Yuna into a flaming pit of angry leprhacons. Lucas then goes on a mad rage and burns down all of Besaid while holding a bottle of Ketchup.

Rikku runs onto the ship and finds Lucas but he wasn't really burning the town. It was a chicken in a mechanical body suit.

















Billy is a horny chicken who wants to bang Dominique

Dominique is a cheap prostitute who charges $1 a pop

George Washington was the USA's first press

Dereck isn't important

Lucas is the author and in love with Rikku