Well it's been a couple of years since I wrote this, and I decided why not re vamp it?
Add new footage and fix all the errors I can! I've gotten better at spelling over time
lets see if I do better on the writing part! Oh, just to warn ahead this is kinda a fic
that basically takes the stereotypes of each character and pushes them to the limit, but
sometimes stereotypes can be fun to mess with!!
"The Day Heero Lost It."
Trunkz
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On a sunny bright looking day, Heero was driving to work in a crappy
200-year-old station wagon. On the way he picked up Duo who had just ate his breakfast,
maple syrup with a little pancakes. He hopped into the car and Heero started driving
again. Duo started poking Heero for no apparent reason. "Poke, poke, poke, poke,
poke," Duo said continuously. Heero started to get a little angry but let it go.
When they finally reached the office they parked beside Wufei who was just exiting his
car. Heero noticed Wufei looking at Duo and braced himself for the speech he hears from
Wufei to Duo EVERY morning. "Weakling, why must you get so hyper? It's unjust to the
people working in this fine office. Its injustice I say. Have you no pride!? Are you
mentally deranged!?" Wufei nearly screamed. Heero wasn't in the mood to deal with
this. Duo simply said nothing and started poking Wufei, "Poke, poke, poke,
poke!!!" Wufei was seeing red and a vein on his fore head became a little more
noticeable. But he was ready to murder Duo when he started pulling on his rat-tail trying
to swing on it. "THAT'S IT!!!" Wufei screamed and ran off.
Heero was about to enter preventer's HQ when he heard a gun shot. He
turned around to see Wufei pointing a gun at Duo who was running around in circles
laughing like a mad man. He disregarded this and went inside, it never goes further than
that anyway. On the way to his desk he saw Milliardo glaring at him, "Is he still
angry about that date with Relena I missed six months ago?" he asked himself. On his
way to his desk he ran into Trowa who was carrying a rather large pile of paper work. He
felt sorry for his comrade to have to look through all of that, but his pity for Trowa was
put to a halt when he watched Trowa thrust the paper work into his own hands. "What
the hell is this!?" He asked a little angry with Trowa. "Une told me to give
this to you when I saw you," Trowa said in the lifeless manner he was best known for
and walked off.
When he sat down at his desk he pressed the button to boot up his
computer, it didn't start. Heero started to growl at the PC while giving it the most
gruesome death glare he could muster. He kicked it as hard as he could and suddenly sparks
started shooting out the back. He moved back and rubbed his temples. "Its not even an
hour into the day..." He said to himself silently. He then got up and started walking
towards the door planning to have an early lunch but he needed to go into Une's office and
tell her to have his computer fixed.
As he opened the door to his superior's office he noticed Une yelling
into the phone about Duo and Wufei. "I DON'T CARE!! GET THEM HERE NOW!!" Une
screamed into the receiver then hung up. "Heero, where the hell is that paper
work!?!?" Une yelled. "I need my computer fixed," He said in his normal
monotone. Une sighed, "Fine, I'll send someone to do that." Heero then started
towards the door. "Oh Heero, Duo and Wufei destroyed a small amount of cars, If you
see them tell them to get there asses back here......AND GET THAT DAMN PAPER WORK
DONE!!!" Une told Heero. "Fine," Heero said.
He then started to walk out of the building as quickly as he could
so he could avoid running into more problems but all of the sudden Milliardo jumped in
front of him wearing an old Japanese outfit holding a long Japanese sword in his hand.
"You have insulted my family's honor!! I challenge you to a duel!!" he
proclaimed then Noin walked by and pulled Milliardo (We'll just call him Zechs from now
on, it's shorter.) off by the ear. Heero sighed then said "It was only a matter of
time before he went over the edge..." then he growled noticing that he was now to the
point of talking to himself. As he continued walking he wondered if it was normal for his
eye to be twitching like it was.
As Heero started towards his car he noticed Wufei and Duo in Wufei's
car currently obstructing the view of his own. He saw Duo look at him and yell "AHHH!
YOU SAID HIS NAME 3 TIMES WUFEI HE'S HERE!!!" Wufei's head snapped up and a look of
panic uncharacteristically plastered itself on his face while he fumbled to start his car
and speed off revealing a whole parking lot full of destroyed cars including a crappy
200-year-old station wagon. Heero saw his car then something just snapped.
All the feelings of the way the last 40 minutes of his life had been
worse than the war hit him hard. Finally breaking under the stress he shouted "OMAE O
KOROSU!!!!" He then took out his gun and started shooting the remains of his car.
Then walked inside to his computer, reloaded his gun and emptied it on the poor machine.
"Umm...e...excuse me s...sir?" the computer repair man asked, Heero ignored him,
picked up his paper work and wadded half of it up. He then walked to Trowa's desk and
somehow managed to fit that wad in his mouth. Trowa just blinked at him as Heero walked
off with a mad, sadistic smile on his face.
He stepped in Une's office, sat the other half of the paper work on her
desk, took out a lighter and set it ablaze. "What the hell are you doing Yuy!?"
Une shouted grabbing a fire extinguisher to put the fire out. However Heero was already
gone with Lady Une's car keys. Out in the parking lot Heero jumped into her car
which had managed to avoid the destruction and sped off into the direction Wufei and Duo
had driven in. Unbeknowst to him his mortal enemy clad in new Samurai armor (with helmet
to protect his ears) grinned evilly.
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Their, now that I have more ideas to work off a second chapter should
come easier. I still don't know quiet how to start it off but I'll figure something out.
Ofcourse I'm more than open to sudjestions! Thanks for reading!
Trunkz