FF7 Vs. FF8 in a blitzball game
Note: I do not own FF7, FF8, or FFX. I do own the announcers Bob, and Joe who are in this story. If I did own any FF, I wouldn't be writing this. I'd be getting mullah from the games.
Bob: Hello again folks! I am Bob. Along with my co-host, Joe.
Joe: Ha ha ha ha
Bob: We are here to bring you a blitzball game between the FF7 cast and the FF8 cast. Here comes the FF7 cast now. On Middle is Cloud, Left Offense, is Barret, Right Offense is Cid. The two defenders are Tifa and Vincent. And in goal is Sephiroth.
I've heard that Tifa has a special move called the Me so horny shot. I think it makes all male defenders stare at her amazing DD sized breasts.
Joe: Tee hee! You said boobies! I'm gonna tell your Mommy on you!
Bob: What? Yeah ok Joe. One problem.
Joe: What?
Bob: My mom's dead! Anyways… Here comes the FF8 team. Middle is Zell (Cuz he's cooler then Squall). Left Offense is Irvine. Right Offense is Squall. The Defenders are Quistis and Rinoa. And finally in goal is, Edea.
-----Blitz off-----
Bob: The ball is caught by Zell who is charged by Cloud and Vincent. Zell passes to Irvine. Irvine Dribbles down to about half court. He passes to Squall. Squall get's in front of the goal. He uses his special shot, The Greiver Shot. The water darkens and a lion jumps into the sphere. Sephiroth pulls out his Masamune and starts to battle with the lion. Squall then sneaks directly in front of the goal and lightly taps it in. Sephiroth fiannly disposes of the beast and then looks at his team.
Cloud: Smooth move dumbass
Tifa: Yeah, just cause you like to show of to girls with your power doesn't give you an excuse to stop goaling.
Sephiroth: Huh? Sorry I just need to get a breast of fresh air. I…I…I mean breath.
Cloud: Uh huh, sure. Hey! Yuffie your in goal!
Yuffie: Yut ok!
Bob: Well it looks as if Sephiroth has been replaced by Yuffie.
Author's Note: I know it was short but don't worry Chap 2 will be longer.
Note: I do not own FF7, FF8, or FFX. I do own the announcers Bob, and Joe who are in this story. If I did own any FF, I wouldn't be writing this. I'd be getting mullah from the games.
Bob: Hello again folks! I am Bob. Along with my co-host, Joe.
Joe: Ha ha ha ha
Bob: We are here to bring you a blitzball game between the FF7 cast and the FF8 cast. Here comes the FF7 cast now. On Middle is Cloud, Left Offense, is Barret, Right Offense is Cid. The two defenders are Tifa and Vincent. And in goal is Sephiroth.
I've heard that Tifa has a special move called the Me so horny shot. I think it makes all male defenders stare at her amazing DD sized breasts.
Joe: Tee hee! You said boobies! I'm gonna tell your Mommy on you!
Bob: What? Yeah ok Joe. One problem.
Joe: What?
Bob: My mom's dead! Anyways… Here comes the FF8 team. Middle is Zell (Cuz he's cooler then Squall). Left Offense is Irvine. Right Offense is Squall. The Defenders are Quistis and Rinoa. And finally in goal is, Edea.
-----Blitz off-----
Bob: The ball is caught by Zell who is charged by Cloud and Vincent. Zell passes to Irvine. Irvine Dribbles down to about half court. He passes to Squall. Squall get's in front of the goal. He uses his special shot, The Greiver Shot. The water darkens and a lion jumps into the sphere. Sephiroth pulls out his Masamune and starts to battle with the lion. Squall then sneaks directly in front of the goal and lightly taps it in. Sephiroth fiannly disposes of the beast and then looks at his team.
Cloud: Smooth move dumbass
Tifa: Yeah, just cause you like to show of to girls with your power doesn't give you an excuse to stop goaling.
Sephiroth: Huh? Sorry I just need to get a breast of fresh air. I…I…I mean breath.
Cloud: Uh huh, sure. Hey! Yuffie your in goal!
Yuffie: Yut ok!
Bob: Well it looks as if Sephiroth has been replaced by Yuffie.
Author's Note: I know it was short but don't worry Chap 2 will be longer.