BE GENTLE THIS IS MY FIRST STORY LOL KAYTHANKS GO READ NOW
"Class, this is Kaylee Parker, she's just moved here and all I ask is that you welcome her with open arms." Mr.Garrison announced, giving Kaylee a little shove forward, towards her seat. Almost every boy in the class gaped at the girl in front of them, and the girls wrinkled their noses in disgust.
Kaylee was a sight, to say in the least. She looked as if she had just escaped a dreadful plight. Kaylee Parker must had come from a very, very bad place indeed.
At first glance, she looked like a missing link. And after about two hundred double takes, and a very good eye, you could see an eight year old girl underneath the layers of filth and facial distortions.
To start, Kaylee eyes were crossed in an odd manner, and to make matters worse, her eyes, lips, and nose were perched high atop her brow. She had also probably never thought of taking a razor and shaving cream to her entire face, either. It truly was an appalling sight.
Her greasy brown hair was tied in a messy ponytail, the rest of which was placed carelessly inside of a red baseball cap. No one had mentioned to Kaylee that she looked awful in orange either. Looked awful in anything was more like it..
Before taking a seat, she graced everyone's retinas with a huge smile, and, evidently, a bat flew out of her throat. Classy.
She took a seat besides a rather plump child, who wore a blue cap and a red jacket. She leaned in towards him, (obviously unaware of his "personal bubble") smiled again, breathed out a breath of rather rancid proportions (which the boy suspected to be onions and rotten eggs) and waved casually, twiddling her fingers, her left ring finger falling to the floor. "Hi, what's your name? We should be friends!"
Kaylee's voice could sum up her whole appearance in a nutshell, horrifying. Her voice sounding like a drunken hippo's. (If hippos could talk, that is.) It was the most horrible of horrible voices the boy had ever heard.
Hesitating, he murmured a quick, "Cartman." "WhAT WUZ THAT?" She roared, her eyes spinning rapidly and drool dribbling down her chin. Cartman had no desire to converse with the disgusting creature before him , so, thinking on his feet, he shoved Kenny out of his desk and onto the floor, and took his desk, as far away as possible from Kaylee. Kenny shouted a string of curses and got up begrudgingly, walking slowly over to Cartman's previous desk.
"WhaUZTS YOR NAAAEMEM!?" Kaylee demanded Kenny, her brow rising up and down in anxiety. "Mmmhmmngh" He muttered, his words muffled by his large jacket. "WHUTYOUSAY!?" Kenny muttered another string of cuss words and removed his hood. Birds chirped and a thousand angels sang a glorious tune of merriment and wonder as he did a dramatic hair flip.
"OHMYGOODGOLLYGOOSEYOU'REBOOTYFUL!" Kaylee exclaimed, jumping up and down out of her desk as a layer of slobber and mucus coated the whole class. Kenny made a face of utter shock and disgust and bolted towards the window. He opened the window hurriedly and jumped from the second story window. A thud sounded from the snow covered ground below, and the phrase heard 'round the world was exclaimed. "You killed Kenny!" "You..MEANY!"
KAY I'M DONE WITH THIS CHAPPY.:l TELL ME IF YOU WANT MOAR. KAYTHANKS.