11:45 A.M.

Bowser and Bowletta are chilling on the couch when they hear a knock on the door. Bowser, busy reading the paper, elbows Bowletta. "Go see who it is." "Why can't you? I'm watching T.V. And you're not doing anything." "I'm reading the newspaper." "Reading the comic section does not count!" "That's what you do." Defeated in her argument, she opened the door to a small, dark blue mail-toad. "Ahem," he says in a little, nasal voice, "Your mailbox was on fire, so I'm handing the mail to you personally." In his little, stubby hand, he holds out the mail. Bowletta, as if she ignored every word the mail-toad said (and most likely she did) and screamed downwards to him, "HI, MAILMAN!" Fixing his hat, he placed the mail at her feet, calmly turns around, and ran screaming from her. Behind Bowletta, Bowser, who was still reading the news, rolls his eyes. She bends down to pick up the mail. Then she closes the door and sorts through the mail. "Letter from Bowser's parents, junk, ad for waffles, heck yes, and- OH... MY... GOD..." She drops all the mail except for a red colored pamphlet. Bowletta rushes over to Bowser, yanks the newspaper out of his hands, and throws the paper behind her, and screams in his face. "What the hell?! I was reading that!" "Guess what!" "What?" "Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhatg uesswhatGUESSWHATGUESSWHATGU ESSWHAT, GUESS WHAT?!" "WHAT?! What in the name of freaking God IS IT?!" "I'm glad you asked, 'cause look what we got!" She shoves the red pamphlet in his face. Prying it off his face, he reads what it says. "What the...'Congratulations, you have been randomly selected to win a free trip to Japan, courtesy of the Nintendo Corporation.' ...Bowletta, are you sure you wan-" Before he can finish his question, she immediately answers "YESH." He sighs and says "I'm not going to Japan, and neither are you." Bowletta tackles him to the ground and says "I swear I will use magic to make your head explode." Bowser, one to enjoy having his head on his shoulders, pleads "Ok, ok, ok! Just cool it with the whole head explosion thing!" Bowletta, immediately switching moods like she does, jumps up off of him and starts jumping around the house, in every room possible. "WE'RE GOING TO JAPAN, WE'RE GOING TO JAPAN!" Her voice rang through the house's walls and into the neighborhood. Bowser tells her to start packing. "It's gonna be a long flight to Japan."

12:45 P.M. (tomorrow)

Bowletta finished packing her suitcase. It was near empty because she doesn't actually wear clothes, but she packed her special arm bands and her rock star makeup and hornings. They're like earrings for her horns. Ready and rearing to go, she yells "BOWSER! GET YOUR KOOPA TAIL IN HERE RIGHT NOW! I'M READY!" A figure resembling the Invisible Man shuffles in the room. Bowletta, about to scream that there was an intruder in the house, busts her gust laughing at the man. She realized it was Bowser, wearing a hat, a trench coat, gloves, boots, and gauze wrapped around his face, with sunglasses to top it off. Although his features were not visible, he seemed to sneer at her. "I'm wearing this stupid get-up for my own reasons!" Bowletta, still not quite done with her laughing fit, asks "C'mon, tell me! Tell me why you're wearing that stuff! You look like the Invisible Man! Hee hee!" Bowser sighs and rubs where his temple would be. "In Japan, I'm this huge celebrity..." "REALLY?!" "Would you let me finish? Crowds tend to have paparazzi hiding among them, just waiting for a celebrity to reveal themselves. I don't feel like going blind for two weeks... again." Bowletta stops snickering at his appearance and makes an unamused face. "Oh, I blind you for two weeks by accident, and I never hear the end of it!" "I nearly got killed by three demons!" "And one is dead, and the others are our friends! Happy ending, la-di-da!" "Yeah, after they assaulted me and you." Bowletta ignores that last comment and holds up her bag. "I'm ready!" Bowser shakes his head. "No, you're not."

"What else do I need to do?" "Wear the exact thing I'm wearing." Bowletta's jaw drops to the floor and she says "WHAT?! WHY?! NO WAY!" "You are a just as big celebrity as I am. You need to wear this so you don't get hassled by the public and the paparazzi." "REALLY?! I'M A CELEBRITY?!" "Um... yeah. Wear this." Bowletta, one who loves her eyesight, reluctantly wears the disguise. "I look like a dude." Bowser, still packing up some of his stuff, says "And that's my problem, how?" "You made me wear this, so I want at least one thing to make me resemble a female!" "Fine... uuuhhhh..." Bowser looks in the closet and finds a platinum-blonde wig. He tosses it in her direction. She puts on the wig and says with hope "How do I look?" Bowser snorts out "You look like a deranged Lady Gaga!" Bowletta squints at him and grabs her bag. "Now, can we go?" "Yes, we can go." Bowletta drops her stuff and squeezes Bowser half to death. "OH, THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHAN K YOU!" Bowser, with his last breath before nearly passing out, strains "Ok, you're welcome... We'll take my kopter to... the... heh... airport... Can you let go of me before... I... pass..."

1:30 P.M.

Finally at the airport, Bowletta and Bowser shuffle their way inside. surprisingly, they don't catch anyone's attention until they hit the security checkpoint. The security guard was Midbus, one of Bowser's many sworn enemies. He scans them for metal and the detector picks up on Bowser and Bowletta's metal bands. "Remove all metal." "Um, Midbus? What are you doing at the airport? I thought you were Fawful's assistant in dentistry." "Well, that is part-time and- Wait, Bowser?!" He pushes the two of them toward the X-ray machine to confirm his suspicions. Their skeletons were picked up on the screen. "Ah-ha! So, it is you! And she-koopa!" Bowser says "Amazingly, I don't wanna fight you. Bowletta wants to go to Japan, so we're going to Japan. If you still have your grudge against me, that's your problem, not mine." Midbus yells, a little too loudly, like always, "YOU FROZE ME IN A GIANT CUBE OF ICE! OF COURSE I HAVE THE GRUDGE!" Another security guard pulls Midbus away. A new security guard walks up to them and says "Sorry, Midbus can get a little... excited sometimes. Would you like me to carry your bags to the airplane for you?" "Uh,... sure, whatever." Bowser and Bowletta were escorted by the guard to the plane. They walk down the aisle and of course, in a more confined space, they are huge attention-grabbers. They put their bags in the overhead carrier and sit down. Everyone, even the flight attendant stared in their direction. Bowser notices and yells "Yes! We are wearing these ridiculous outfits!" Everyone diverts their attention to something else. The plane lifts off of the runway, and heads for Japan. The sound of the engines is murder on Bowser and Bowletta's internal ears, so they writhe in pain while the stewardesses tend to them.

The engines quieted down when the lifted off. With their bout of pain over, and their adventure starting, Bowletta smacks her face to the window and doesn't let off. Muffled, she asks if there is anyone they're supposed to meet when they get there. Bowser pulls out the pamphlet and reads "Uhh... it says there's supposed to be a 'Kino Hiretsuna' to show us around Japan." He taps the shoulder of a flight attendant and asks "Um, ma'am, which specific city are we heading for?" A little weirded out by his current appearance, she answers "We will be landing in Tokyo in about thirteen hours." Bowletta, still planted against the window, asks "Are we there yet? Where are we now? Are we there yet?" Bowser slumps in his seat. "I wonder if they give out free aspirin on plane rides..."

11:45 P.M.

"OOOOOOH! And what's THAT?!" Bowletta yells, much to the discontent of the tired passengers. Bowser rubs his temple and says "Look, Bowletta... I know you can go a week without sleep, but I can't, because like a NORMAL person, I need sleep. And you asking about EVERY non-existing spot is SERIOUSLY getting in the way OF IT!" Bowletta stares at him, then starts to cry. Every passenger groans and glares at Bowletta for crying, then at Bowser for making her cry. Bowser gets up, asks the flight attendant if there was any kind of duct tape on board. "Yes, but we keep that for emergencies- Sir! Sir!" Bowser looks in the drawers in the back of the plane for duct tape and takes it. "Sir, we keep that for emergencies! Sir!" "This is an emergency! My immature friend is bawling her eyes out, and there's about fifty-one cranky and tired people here!" Scared by his outburst, she cringed and went back to offer blankets and pillows to passengers. He went back to his seat and taped Bowletta's mouth shut. The gauze already made her voice fuzzy and hard to understand, so the duct tape shut her up completely. She continued sobbing until she was out of tears. Bowser then rips the duct tape off of her face. "That... was SO not cool." Bowser shakes his head and later falls asleep.

1:04 A.M.

When Bowser awoke, the whole plane was shaking. Bowletta was clinging to him, screaming in terror. "WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!" "THE WHOLE PLANE IS DOING BARREL ROLLS AND FLIPS! WHY WOULDN'T I SCREAM?!" "BOWLETTA, WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?! THIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR A PLANE RIDE!" "AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!" "UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE AN AIRSHIP! I'M USED TO THIS HAPPENING!" "Oh, right." The plane stops flipping and the ride continues smoothly. Bowser glares at Bowletta, who's still clinging to him in fear. "Oops. Sorry." She lets go and presses her face against the window. He rolls up his coat sleeve and sees that his arm was a reddish-purple. He glares at Bowletta and she shrugs. Bowletta thinks to herself "I wonder if we're there yet... maybe I should ask Bowser."

3:37 A.M.

Bowletta fell asleep with her face pressed against the window. Bowser woke up and checked his arm. It was back to its normal yellow. He nudged her with his elbow, then his hand. "Yo, Bowletta. Wake up. We're here." He then does what Bowletta really hates. He squeezes her horns and she immediately wakes up and punches him in the face. "Oh, look we're here! Come on, Bowser! This is no time to take a nap!"

Bowser, with a concussion and a broken lens, grabs their bags and starts to walk down the stairs, when Bowletta excitedly pushed him down the stairs and like a row of dominoes, knocks over every other passenger on the stairs. When Bowser reaches the end step, Bowletta tackles him and gets off of the stairs first. "OH, YEAH! First one on Japanese ground! I can feel the anime!" Bowser dusts himself off and notices a teenage girl holding a sign that said "Koopa" in Japanese and English. She had emerald-green eyes, and had beautiful ginger hair. Bowser pulls the prideful Bowletta towards him and walks toward the girl. He greets her in Japanese, only to hear her say "Hi." "Are you Hiretsuna?" "It depends. Are you Koopa-san?" "Yep. And this is Bowletta. She doesn't really have a last name." Bowletta waves 'hi'. "It's early, about 3:30 in the morning." "Really? Man, I gotta get this watch fixed..." "Bowletta?" "Yes?" "That's not a watch. That's your wrist band." Hiretsuna laughs and says "You guys are a riot!" Bowser and Bowletta exchange looks and think to themselves "What's so funny about us?"

3:54 A.M.

They finally reached their destination. A hotel for the three of them to sleep in. "Room 209. This is our room." Hiretsuna points to the room next door. "That's my room. I guess we're neighbors." She opens the room for Bowser and Bowletta. She puts her hands on their shoulders to grab their attention. "I know who you guys are." Bowser, shocked at how she could easily see through their disguises, tries to lie his way out of this. "No, my last name being Koopa is a total coin-" "Trust me, I know a thing or two about secrets. But nice disguises. It fooled all of those passengers, I could tell." Bowser bumps into a still Bowletta. He looks over her shoulder to see what the problem was. The problem was right in the middle of the room. There was a single bed. The kind for couples. Bowser and Bowletta both say in a monotone voice "There's only one bed." "Is there a problem?" "There's only one bed." "And?" Bowletta breaks it to Hiretsuna that they aren't a couple, and aren't even related. Hiretsune quickly resolves the situation. "My room has two beds. You can sleep there. I'll take this room." Bowser and Bowletta move their stuff into Room 210. They open their bag and pull out the necessities. At least, Bowser did. Bowletta pulled out her beloved sock monkey. "Really? You brought your sock monkey?" "You know I can't leave him alone with Nekkie 3. He gets jealous of my widdle sock monkey." Bowser rolls his eyes and lies on his separate bed. He was tired and cranky (A little more than usual, most likely because of jet lag) and needed sleep. Bowletta spent another hour hugging and snuggling her sock monkey before falling asleep. Little did they know, they would definitely need the rest. Hiretsuna would need it also.