The Weirdest Week Ever

By Poogle

Quick AN: Where I came up with this idea, even I don't know. Stop staring at me darn it!

Monday:

"Uh, where are we?" Poogle found herself in a dimly lit room.

"Poogle, is that you?" Liz's voice responded to Poogle's question with one of her own.

"Guys, can you feel a light switch anywhere?" Reena's voice sounded more like a yip, leaving Poogle and Liz to assume she was in her true form.

"What's going on here?" Poogle felt someone gently bump into her side.

"Hi Karen."

"Wait, I think I found a light switch!" Jinx's voice rang with excitement, why, we'll never know.

"Flip it for Trigon's sake!" Karen growled.

A bright light clicked on, revealing a familiar setting for everyone, though some more than others. "We are so not where I think we are." Poogle growled.

"Must be" Jinx just shrugged.

Suddenly, a really ugly red face (that of Trigon) appeared on the screen covering one wall. "Guess what, you're stuck like this for a week! Ha ha!" and with that, the screen went off, leaving the five stunned girls staring at where his face had been.

"Well, that's odd." Reena sighed, as if this kind of thing happened every day.

"Uh, guys, does anything else look weird to you?" Liz for some reason was feeling a little off.

"What do you mean?" It was then that Poogle looked down at herself. "HOLY DUNG!"

"Holy has dung?" Karen snickered at her joke, but only until she looked down at herself. "What the Trigon!?"

"Well, could be worse." Jinx groaned, not any more pleased with this situation than the others.

"Cool!" Reena just wagged her tail, though Karen and Jinx had no idea what she said, Poogle and Liz were ready to kick her for being so happy about what happened.

"Great, so we're in Titians Tower, and somehow we look like the Titians, Trigon's done worse." Karen shrugged, slowly getting used to the fact that she now looked like Raven.

"But not weirder." Jinx added.

"Not to us." Reena returned to her human state, proving that she had been assigned to Beast Boy's appearance.

"How'd I get Cyborg darn it! I don't even like Cyborg!" Liz screeched.

"Calm down Liz, it's not that bad!" Poogle was trying desperately to stop the un-earthly screech.

"It's not so bad for you 'cause you got Starfire! Everyone knows she's your favorite, but the only good thing about Cyborg is that he made up that stupid little song!"

"Not true!" Jinx was either bored, or she still had a crush on him, either way, she didn't feel in the mood to pursue the matter.

"At least you like Robin's fashion sense, I'm stuck as the big ugly guy!"

"Well, now that we all know Liz's opinion of Cyborg, how do we get home and back to normal?" Reena still wasn't worrying about what had happened, as she still could stay in her true form.

"And what happened to the real Titians?" Karen sounded worried.

"Well, at least it's only for a week, I hope." Jinx was playing with the cape and mask that made up her new outfit.

"I think we just switched places with the five of them for the week." Poogle was trying to make sense of all this.

"Hey, I wonder if we have their powers!" Karen immediately tested out 'her' powers. "Azarath, metrion zynthos." A shot of black light came out from her and hit Jinx, levitating the pink haired 'Robin' in the air. "Cool, we do!"

"Might as well make the most of it, Boyah!" Liz opened a window and shot her new sonic cannon thing at the water to take out some anger that she was stuck as Cyborg for a week.

"Let's see, what should I try for first?" Reena was deep in though until she suddenly jumped up and became a falcon, to perch in Jinx's hair. She learned only too late that Jinx not only had kept her hair, but also what was in her hair, a.k.a., her daggers.

"Least I still have my power." Jinx shot at the water too with her pink beams, that looked so wrong coming from someone dressed up as Robin.

"Hey Poogle, looks like it's your turn!" Reena smiled, reverting back to her wolf form, which looked green too, but thankfully she kept her purple eyes. "We've all tested our new powers, now it's your turn!"

"All right, all right, let's see, Star thinks of something happy to fly, so what can I use?" Poogle mostly asked her question to herself as she closed her eyes and focused on something unknown to the others, though Liz had a pretty good hunch as to what it was (and it was what she thought, Digimon). "Am I flying?"

"Look down!" Liz smiled, finally getting used to her temporary body.

"Cool!" Poogle just laughed and floated above Liz's head. "And if I'm correct I should have super strength too." Poogle promptly lifted Liz into the air.

"I could definitely get used to this!" Liz was finally happy, as the two of them floated out over the ocean.

"Think you can use your Starbolts?" Karen asked, hovering over Jinx for no apparent reason.

"I'll try, righteous fury, let's see, here I go." Poogle closed her eyes once again and thought of something different (this time she was thinking about how much she hated Beast Bao). "Did it work."

"Nope." Jinx was staring at the spot on the water they had all been aiming at.

"I guess that wasn't right, let me try something else." Poogle focused her thoughts on something else (this time it was Catsuramon). "Did that work?"

"Only if you consider a ball of green light coming from your hand successful." Jinx rolled her eyes, annoyed that Poogle couldn't figure out if it worked for herself or not, the noise was a dead giveaway.

"Now what?" Reena cocked her head, back in human form (Make up your mind you crazy wolf!).

The screen that had previously been showing Trigon's face was now displaying a map with a glowing red dot. "Does that answer your question?" Karen studied the map for a second. "Does that spot look familiar to you guys too?"

"Yeah!" it suddenly dawned on Poogle where she had seen it before. "Isn't that where the video store is, the one Control Freak attacked in 'Fear Itself'?"

"Let's go!" Reena was already transforming into a bird again, this time she was a Pidgeot (!?) as she flew out the door, the others in hot pursuit, eager for some target practice. Once again Poogle was giving Liz a lift.

"Uh, why is Overload attacking the video rental place?" Poogle cocked her head. Karen just shrugged.

"Alright, target practice!" Liz laughed as she fired a shot at the electrical blob of (uh, what is it?) electricity (?).

"Uh, Liz, you do remember that to defeat Overload, the real Titians soaked him?" Reena was the only living thing that dared to suggest a plan other than 'blast it to pieces' to Liz when she was on a rampage. Liz knows how to get frustration out, and it's not cursing, it's called, 'miss-placed aggression'.

"So? Am I not allowed to have a little target practice first?" Liz was calmly chatting with her friend as if they were just sitting around sipping hot chocolate by the fire.

"No, it's just that…"

"You're scaring the poor worker to death!" Jinx pointed at the familiar girl, who always seems to have a different job, whatever's under attack. She just happened to be cowering in the corner under the drinking fountain. "Let's just beat this guy before she recognizes me. I don't think she liked me much."

"Gee, I wonder why, it couldn't be the fact that last time you met, you were robbing the mall she was working at and throwing clothes at her!" Poogle growled, why, no one knows, but she was growling. That was the weirdest experience ever for Liz and Reena, hearing Starfire growl, when she sounded like Poogle and had Poogle's hair.

"Oh shut it!" Jinx yelled as she blasted the sprinkler system with her powers, not one of Robin's fancy little gadgets. Naturally they whooped his sorry butt and ran off before anyone could pester them, leaving the poor clerk cowering behind the cash register.

"So what now?" Poogle seemed almost bored, as Reena beat Liz at the famous Titians racing game for the fifth time that day.

"I don't know. Anyone we really wanna go kill around here?" Jinx's feet had found a resting place on the coffee table, while her eyes stared blankly at the screen.

"Not after Brother Blood was defeated." Karen shrugged. She had no real reason to go tearing off after Slade at this point in time.

"So we're stuck here all week. I've had worse." Poogle repeated her question of: "So what now?"

"Pizza?" Reena offered, getting bored of the game.

"Invade Robin's room and re-play 'The Quest'?" before the idea was fully out of Liz's mouth, the other four girls were grinning at each other. By the time it was fully out of her mouth, the others were fighting their way up the hallway, all wanting to reach Jinx's temporary room first. "Apparently that was a good idea." Liz shrugged to Jinx, the only other person who hadn't torn up the carpet in the rush.

"Guess so, but I don't even need to change." Jinx threw off the mask, as she slurped down another can of Mountain Dew (she's gonna be hyper tonight!).

By the time Liz returned from putting on the famous Robin costume, the others were all standing around the couch showing off how their Robin outfit was the best. "I shouldn't have opened my mouth."