A/N: This is dedicated to all those reviewers who didn't review every chapter in my On Second Thought series, but once or twice. You guys still deserve thanks. So my thanks is in the form of crack. 8D Also, these are not actual figures. So don't use this in science class. :0
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Fun Fact
by Mint Pizza Queen
Sasuke stared. Naruto stared back.
Sasuke suddenly chuckled. "What did you do this time?"
The blonde harrumphed, turning his head away as he crossed his arms in a pout. "None of your business."
"Ah, I see," the Uchiha smirked, placing a hand to his chin as he eyed the blonde. "So, I take it you pissed off Sakura and she managed to get you--" he paused. "Again?"
Naruto snorted. "Just cut me down from here."
It seemed that Mr. I'm Going To Become The Greatest Hokage pissed off the pink-haired kunoichi, in which she got her revenge by hunting him down, snaring him in a simple rope around the ankle trap, and left him hanging around in the tree weaponless.
But that wasn't all.
Naruto was, to be blunt, stripped clean of almost everything except for his boxers and what remained of his dignity--which wasn't much, according to Sasuke.
But that's okay. Naruto never had much to start with so he doesn't exactly know what he's losing (or in this case, lost).
Sasuke swiftly drew out a kunai and tossed it at the rope, slicing it instantly. The blonde came tumbling down into a heap of limbs and tangled rope on the ground. The heap groaned.
"Could've made something soft for me to land on, bastard."
The Uchiha shrugged. "You never asked."
He heard a quick 'bastard' muttered under the boy's breath as he rose to his feet. Naruto glowered at Sasuke before wrapping his arms around himself. "You wouldn't happen to have a blanket with you, would you?"
He gave him a look.
Naruto sighed. "Didn't think so."
Sasuke snorted. "Just go back to your house and get some more clothes."
"She took my headband and my weapons pouch!" The blonde fumed. "She took everything on me!"
The dark haired boy coughed and looked away.
The blonde's glare darkened dramatically and the temperature of the woods around them dropped drastically. He suddenly threw on a smile and held up a finger. "Hey, Sasuke, did you know that it takes 34 muscles in the face to frown?"
There was a long pause followed by Sasuke giving him a confused look. "So?"
Naruto then beamed. "Although it takes 34 to frown, it only takes four muscles to stick up my middle finger and say 'bite me'."
The blonde flipped off the Uchiha and said the two fateful words.
"Bite me."
And Sasuke did. Right on the finger.