Sorry Bibs and Skie, but I am going to have to go through the romances one at a time, because it would get too confusing if I did all

of them at the same time. Oh, and anyone else in the world who aren't the amazingly awsome Skie or Bibs or Me (Tyler), then bow

down to us! And go to FoofyLuLu's site, and to SkieLoon's to see how she got her jumping ability, and how Bibs and Skie got onto

the going merry! Or to see why Bibs is a telekenetic person. They're fanfics are so FUNNY! SO OBEY ME NOW AND GO TO

THEIR FANFICS! Please.

Disclaimer:

I did not make up One Piece, or any of the characters in One Piece. I also did not invent Skie or Bibs, their parents did. And don't

steal Tyler, because I don't want to be kidnapped anytime soon. But its okay for me or Skie or Bibs, or anyone else in this story to

be in one of your stories, as long as you say that we are real people, because we are. Oh, and I did not invent icecream.

Chapter One: Swordboy-kun

'NO, MY POWER IS COOLER!' Skie yelled at Bibs

'YOU ARE WRONG AGAIN! MY POWER IS THE SUPPERIOR ONE, YOU NIMBWIT!' Bibs yelled back at Skie. It seemed that

they were having another competition. Ever since Luffy fell asleep after his huge battle, and hadn't woken up yet, Bibs and Skie had

to make due with competiting against each other.

'WATCH THIS!' Skie yelled, as she jumped from the poop deck to the crows nest.

'OH YEAH, WELL, WATCH THIS!' Bibs screamed, then started to concentrate extemely hard on something.

'AAAUUUGHGHGHG! GETOFFAME!' They heard Luffy yell, then a huge bang came from the boys' bunk room.

'YOU DIDN'T HAVETA THROW ME YOU DUMBASS! GOD, LUFFY!'

All of a sudden, Skie and Bibs look to the direction of the

boys' bunk room, and they see Tyler coming out of it, looking really mad, and she was looking for two people that she knew would

be on the ship.

'Should we hide?' Skie asked, 'She looks puuuurdy maad.'

'She aint mad, she's just pissed that we didn't try to get her over here faster.' Stated Bibs, oblivious to the fact that Tyler was almost

next to them.

'WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO GET ME HERE FASTER!' Tyler yelled, and then pouted, 'Bi-chan (you say it "Bee-chan"), you got

Kristeen in Phantom of the

Opera back home. I got her friend. Oh, and Skie-chan?'

'...yes?'

'You got Phantom.'

'BUT I DIDN'T EVEN TRY OUT FOR PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!'

'...turns out that you can sing and act purdy well when you are in a coma.'

'...I'm not even going to ask how that happened.'

'Then don't. Hey, where's the crew?'

'Sanji's in the kitchen, Nami is at the starbort, mapping us a new route to the All Blue, Usopp is... doing whatever Usopp

does. Bi-chan is doing a victory dance around the ship, and-'

CRASH!

'WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING MOSS HEAD!' Bibs yelled at Zoro

'I'M NOT THE ONE DOING A DANCE AROUND THE SHIP'

'...and Zoro is now running toward us at full speed, away from Bi-chan's telekenetic wrath.'

'Is that how I got here? More importantly, is that REALLY ZORO-KUN!'

'yeah...'

'ZZOOOORRRRROOOO-KUUUUUUUNNNN!' GLOMP

'WHATTHEHELL! WHO IS THIS! WHY IS SHE ATACHED TO MY BACK! GETER OFFA ME!' Zoro screamed, flailing wildly

around, trying to unatach Tyler from his back.

'Oh my god. Sword boy used the word atached! He may actually have a brain the size of two peas!' Said Sanji, 'Oh, and dinner's

ready. Ummm... (sees Tyler attached to Zoro)... Right. One extra plate, one extra meal for...her (?), and...no extra chair?'

'Right Sanji!' says Tyler, with her eyes as hearts.

'WRONG DARTBOARD EYEBROW! THIS GIRL WON'T GETTOFFAME!' yelled Zoro

'Sword boy, that is NO WAY TO TREAT A WOMAN! YOU MUST LET HER SIT WHERE SHE LIKES, EVEN IF IT IS ON YOUR

BACK!' Nami walks into the scene, and Sanji's angry look melts into a lovey look. 'Nami-swan, you can sit across from me, if you

like. I made your favorite!'

'Mmmmm, I just love your cooking, Sa-kun. (she takes his chin and wiggles it). Almost as much as I love you.' Nami said, then

walked nonchalantly into the dinning room.

'...It's almost like she found the All Blue, or something.' said Bibs, 'She's never been that nice to Sanji-san before.'

'Why don't you give Sanji a stupid nick-name?' Asked Zoro, looking very helpless, what with a girl that he doesn't know attached to

his back.

'Because you are just so cute when you are mad, Zoro-kun!' Said Tyler, giving Zoro a larger squeeze on the word cute.

'Don't call me Zoro-kun'

'moss-kun?'

'no.'

'...head-kun?'

'no!'

'moss-head-kun?'

'NO!'

'icklebittsyhunneybunnies-kun?'

'... Zoro-kun is fine, I guess. At least your not calling me sword-boy-kun.'

'eeeeeiii!' Tyler screamed with delight.

Skie and Bibs walked into the dining area, then came Zoro with Tyler attached to his back, and then finally Usopp came in, not

noticing Tyler at all, because she was on Zoro's back. Soon, they were all have roasted pig with baked apples and grog to drink.

Skie was sitting across from Bibs, who was sitting next to Luffy, who was sitting across from Zoro (and Tyler), who was sitting next

to Sanji, who was across from Nami, with Usopp at the head of the table. Got it? No? Too bad. Everyone was eating normaly. Or,

normal for them, at least Skie was having an eating contest with Luffy, with Skie slightly in the lead, Bibs was trying to hit Skie and

Zoro in the nose with the same baked apple, using her telekenetic powers. Zoro was eating as lazily as he could, but was failing

badly, seeing as Tyler's plate was balanced on his head, and her mug of grog was balanced on his right shoulder. Sanji was staring

at Nami, Nami was eating while mapping a new route, and Usopp was taking notes on how to get the baked apples smaller, so he

could us them as hot amo.

'Would you PLEASE get offa me? It's really hard to eat this way.' said Zoro, irritably.

'No.' Said Tyler bluntly.

'And WHY not!'

'It's good practice for you swordsman's abilaties. Balance and posture makes the swordsman, ya know.'

'Since when have you been my coach.'

'Since now.'

'But don't coaches have to be better than their students?' asked Luffy, with a mouthfull of food

'Luffy, you dumbass. Te-chan is better with swords than Zoro. Sort of like how I'm better than I'm better than you at everything.

Except stretching.' said Skie, with a bigger mouthful of food.

'And sort of like how I'm better than Skie at everything, exept for jumping.' said Bibs.

'... ... Hey!' said Luffy to Skie

'HEY!' yelled Skie to Bibs

'How do you know that she is better than me with swords?' asked Zoro angrily

'Because she is, swordboy.' stated Sanji, who had temporarily stoped gazing loveingly at Nami, to insult Zoro

'...Shut up dartboard eyebrow.'

Sanji said nothing, for his eyes (eye?) was back on his Nami-swan, but he did kick Zoro in the shin

'Ow! You kicked me in the shin!'

'No shit, sherlock.'

'...Zoro-kun! Hurt! Nobody hurts my Zoro-kun!' yelled Tyler, who was now standing up, pointing at Sanji 'Not even YOU, Sanji-

san!

Prepare to DIE! Well, maybe not die, but you will get a slight boo-boo!'

'... ? ...' ----- above Sanji's head

THWACK!

'OUCH!'

'...you deserved it.'

Meanwhile...

'Bi-chan, can you use your powers to bring us some chocolate icecream?' asked Skie

'Skie-chan, I brought Te-chan here. I THINK that I can get us a few measly bowls of icecream.' said Bibs

'Not just any icecream, Bi-chan, I'm talking about the heavenly Chocolate icecream.'

'Whatever. It doesn't matter, anyways.'

'Chocolate doesn't matter! Bi-chan, I think that you are going crazy, or something.'

Bibs just stared at Skie, then her eyes turned green. All of a sudden, there were two heaping bowls of icecream. One landed right

in front of Bibs, and the other was balancing precariously on top of Skie's head.

'Goddamnit, Bi-chan! How am I supposed to eat the chocolate icecream when it's on top of my head!'

'...Use a spoon.'

'But it would fall!'

'Not my problem!'

'But you are the one who put it there. So it is your problem!'

sigh 'Fine. Just be still, or else it WILL fall off of your head.'

Bibs used her powers to take it off of Skie's head, and then put it just out of Skie's reach. After about 10 tries, Skie stood on the

table, and then took Bib's untouched chocolate icecream.

THWACK! Tyler just hit Sanji on the right shoulder with the hilt of one of her swords

'OUCH!' yelled Sanji

'You deserved it.' said Tyler

'What just happened?' asked Bibs

'Sanji probally just kicked Zoro.' stated Skie 'eeeiii! This icecream is really good, Bibs!'

Looking up from her maps, Nami asked,

'Did you really kick Zoro?'

'Yes.' said Sanji

'...I thought you knew that Te-chan was in love with Zoro.'

'I did know that.'

'Then you deserve it.'

'HEY! SKIE AND BIBS HAVE ICECREAM!' yelled Luffy, who just realized this.

'Would you like a bowl, Luffy-san?' asked Bibs innocently (well, her innocently, our evily)

'...YES!'

'Here ya go...' Bibs started to concentrate really hard, and all of a sudden, Luffy starts smiling, and then holding his head in brain-

freeze-caused-pain.

'Woah, Bi-chan, what did you do?' asked Skie

'I just put the icecream into his mouth.' stated Bibs

'...How much did you put into his mouth, Bi-han?' Tyler asked, staring at Bibs.

'Only a few gallons of it. His mouth was supposed to stretch.'

'...Yeah, isn't he supposed to be the amazing gum gum kid? Well, this proves that my jumping powers are most definetly better than

Luffy's stupid streching ability, if it can't stop a little brain freeze.' Skie pointed out

Luffy all of a sudden fainted, and Zoro and Sanji started to laugh so hard, that everyone else got confused as of why Zoro and Sanji

were laughing together

Sorry for the bad ending of the first chapter, but the endings get better in the other chapters! Check them out! NOW! please.