HIYA! Due to the lack of reviews in my other Hellsing fic, I'VE DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER!!!
I don't own Hellsing. It would be nice if I did. (Seras is SOOOOO awesome. Shut up all you Seras haters.) I don't own anything.
I know it's a bit late for a 4th of July fic, but I'll do it anyway! MWAHAHAHA!
ACGS gave me A FEW ideas... but it was almost all mines.
"Spoken"
'Thought'
Integra was sitting at her desk, doing paperwork, as always. 'Why must there be so damn much paperwork!?!?' She though. 'So what if there was 250,000 pounds worth of damage done to the car dealership that the last FREAK had hidden in? Alucard doesn't worry about structural damage and I don't care either. As long as the FREAKs are killed, things like this shouldn't matter.' Suddenly there was a loud screeching sound followed by a loud BANG! Integra instinctively dropped to the floor and reached for her gun. Were they under attack, again?
"My, My, so jumpy master." Alucard half materialized from the ceiling with his trademark smirk.
"Alucard, what's going on?"
"Just a few fireworks master. Nothing to get yourself excited about."
"Fireworks? What the hell?" Another screech and bang.
"Yes, one of the mercenaries started lighting them off and Pip started a barbeque." Alucard just kept his smile and began to descend to the floor. "If you'll excuse me master, Policegirl wants me to join the festivities." He said as he melted into the darkness.
"Fireworks? What the bloody hell for?" Integra got up and headed down stairs. "Don't those mercenaries know that there's more to this work then shooting a gun? People have real work here too."
Integra stomped into the courtyard and some where in her head thought, "God the stars are lovely." She quickly pushed the though aside. She looked around, the men were drinking and eating hotdogs and hamburgers, and Walter was at the grill cooking. What was going on here? A party? Suddenly there was a thunderous boom and a purple shower of sparks rained overhead; Integra couldn't help but OOOH and AAAW with the others. Then she saw the person responsible for interrupting her important work. He was just running from a line of empty beer bottles when the screeching and banging started. Little streaks of light shot up from the bottles and then exploded in little clouds of sparks. Integra walked over too the man and was about to give him a verbal beating when he spoke.
"Sir Integra! Don't worry; I have permission from the Fire Department to shoot off the big artilleries." He waved where a purple firework went off. "But I don't have many of those so I'm not shooting them all at once. Do you like the bottle rockets?"
"Why the hell are you shooting off rockets in the first place!?!" Integra yelled.
"It's the Fourth of July ma'am."
"So?"
"Independence Day, I'm an American." The man shifted uncomfortably.
"You dare celebrate that here?!? In Briton?!" Integra wondered how such a person got on her payroll.
"I've celebrated it every year of my life, regardless of where I was. Besides, Pip likes the idea. It gives the men time to relax and drink, Walter wanted to try his hand at the grill, were he works wonders, I might add,"
Integra heard a child like laugh and looked over to see Seras run up to Alucard waving a sparkler in each hand. "Master, aren't these neat?!" She handed him one and then ran off with the entire box.
"...And Seras liked a holiday she could celebrate with everyone else. On account that it has to be dark to enjoy the fireworks."
Alucard just stood there watching the sparks. 'Wow, this is actually pretty nifty. Can't say that out loud though. I have an image to protect.'
Integra just looked at Alucard holding the sparkler and decided to go inside. Just then Walter walked up holding a tray of hamburgers. "Sir Integra, would you care for a 'Burger?" Walter just stood there smiling.
"Um...uh... No thank you Walter. I have some important paperwork I have to finish."
"Oh do please stay."
"Maybe I'll come back out later." Integra slowly backed away towered the manor.
'What's wrong with everyone?! Walter would not be as irresponsible as to let the soldiers slack off at night, when a FREAK could attach any time! Well, there hadn't been an incident in over 2 weeks; the word of Alucard's successes must be getting around. The soldiers were working hard... maybe they did deserve a break.' Integra looked out the window and saw Alucard shooting bottle rockets at targets that looked suspiciously like Alexander Anderson. After awhile he began throwing firecrackers at them, next he moved on to shooting roman candles. By the time he was done all the targets had burned to ash or were still on fire. And there was Seras, handing out sparkles to everyone; she was enthralled when one on the soldiers gave her a box of, judging by the noise, snappers. "Maybe I should give her some snakes sometime;" Integra said to herself "maybe then she'll stop being so scared of me. It hurts when my own employees avoid me like the plague."
Walter looked around, everyone had a 'burger, he didn't know that a "BBQ" could be so... fun! Maybe he would try a hotdog, they looked good. And maybe a beer to, he hadn't had one in years, sticky manly to wine and brandy.
"Hello Angel of Death, trying to get in touch with your youth?"
"Not everyone ages as well as you to, Alucard. And where is Miss Victoria?"
"She's around here somewhere, playing with those snappers and sparklers." 'I hope she saves me some...'
Seras ran by with the biggest smile on her face that Walter or Alucard could remember seeing here wear.
'FINALLY! Something I can do with everyone else! Oh god, I hope we do this every year! And these sparklers are so much fun too!' Seras spun in a little circle watching the sparks. 'Uh, i'm getting dizzy.'
Everyone was having a good time when several people near the grill jumped in terror. Alucard, thinking there was something wrong, went over with Walter to investigate. What they saw made them both smile, in a t-shirt and jeans there was Integra eating a hotdog.
"You have some mustard on your face master." Alucard was holding back a laugh. She might run back inside if he let it out.
The party lasted till about 4 AM and Alucard was tired. He went down to his coffin to get some sleep when he stopped. "Good girl!"
There on his coffin lay a box of snappers and sparklers with a note. "From Seras, to Master."
Well did ya like it? Hate it? REVIEW AND LET ME KNOWS...please? Any suggestions will be looked at and considered. THANK YOU
I don't own Hellsing. It would be nice if I did. (Seras is SOOOOO awesome. Shut up all you Seras haters.) I don't own anything.
I know it's a bit late for a 4th of July fic, but I'll do it anyway! MWAHAHAHA!
ACGS gave me A FEW ideas... but it was almost all mines.
"Spoken"
'Thought'
Integra was sitting at her desk, doing paperwork, as always. 'Why must there be so damn much paperwork!?!?' She though. 'So what if there was 250,000 pounds worth of damage done to the car dealership that the last FREAK had hidden in? Alucard doesn't worry about structural damage and I don't care either. As long as the FREAKs are killed, things like this shouldn't matter.' Suddenly there was a loud screeching sound followed by a loud BANG! Integra instinctively dropped to the floor and reached for her gun. Were they under attack, again?
"My, My, so jumpy master." Alucard half materialized from the ceiling with his trademark smirk.
"Alucard, what's going on?"
"Just a few fireworks master. Nothing to get yourself excited about."
"Fireworks? What the hell?" Another screech and bang.
"Yes, one of the mercenaries started lighting them off and Pip started a barbeque." Alucard just kept his smile and began to descend to the floor. "If you'll excuse me master, Policegirl wants me to join the festivities." He said as he melted into the darkness.
"Fireworks? What the bloody hell for?" Integra got up and headed down stairs. "Don't those mercenaries know that there's more to this work then shooting a gun? People have real work here too."
Integra stomped into the courtyard and some where in her head thought, "God the stars are lovely." She quickly pushed the though aside. She looked around, the men were drinking and eating hotdogs and hamburgers, and Walter was at the grill cooking. What was going on here? A party? Suddenly there was a thunderous boom and a purple shower of sparks rained overhead; Integra couldn't help but OOOH and AAAW with the others. Then she saw the person responsible for interrupting her important work. He was just running from a line of empty beer bottles when the screeching and banging started. Little streaks of light shot up from the bottles and then exploded in little clouds of sparks. Integra walked over too the man and was about to give him a verbal beating when he spoke.
"Sir Integra! Don't worry; I have permission from the Fire Department to shoot off the big artilleries." He waved where a purple firework went off. "But I don't have many of those so I'm not shooting them all at once. Do you like the bottle rockets?"
"Why the hell are you shooting off rockets in the first place!?!" Integra yelled.
"It's the Fourth of July ma'am."
"So?"
"Independence Day, I'm an American." The man shifted uncomfortably.
"You dare celebrate that here?!? In Briton?!" Integra wondered how such a person got on her payroll.
"I've celebrated it every year of my life, regardless of where I was. Besides, Pip likes the idea. It gives the men time to relax and drink, Walter wanted to try his hand at the grill, were he works wonders, I might add,"
Integra heard a child like laugh and looked over to see Seras run up to Alucard waving a sparkler in each hand. "Master, aren't these neat?!" She handed him one and then ran off with the entire box.
"...And Seras liked a holiday she could celebrate with everyone else. On account that it has to be dark to enjoy the fireworks."
Alucard just stood there watching the sparks. 'Wow, this is actually pretty nifty. Can't say that out loud though. I have an image to protect.'
Integra just looked at Alucard holding the sparkler and decided to go inside. Just then Walter walked up holding a tray of hamburgers. "Sir Integra, would you care for a 'Burger?" Walter just stood there smiling.
"Um...uh... No thank you Walter. I have some important paperwork I have to finish."
"Oh do please stay."
"Maybe I'll come back out later." Integra slowly backed away towered the manor.
'What's wrong with everyone?! Walter would not be as irresponsible as to let the soldiers slack off at night, when a FREAK could attach any time! Well, there hadn't been an incident in over 2 weeks; the word of Alucard's successes must be getting around. The soldiers were working hard... maybe they did deserve a break.' Integra looked out the window and saw Alucard shooting bottle rockets at targets that looked suspiciously like Alexander Anderson. After awhile he began throwing firecrackers at them, next he moved on to shooting roman candles. By the time he was done all the targets had burned to ash or were still on fire. And there was Seras, handing out sparkles to everyone; she was enthralled when one on the soldiers gave her a box of, judging by the noise, snappers. "Maybe I should give her some snakes sometime;" Integra said to herself "maybe then she'll stop being so scared of me. It hurts when my own employees avoid me like the plague."
Walter looked around, everyone had a 'burger, he didn't know that a "BBQ" could be so... fun! Maybe he would try a hotdog, they looked good. And maybe a beer to, he hadn't had one in years, sticky manly to wine and brandy.
"Hello Angel of Death, trying to get in touch with your youth?"
"Not everyone ages as well as you to, Alucard. And where is Miss Victoria?"
"She's around here somewhere, playing with those snappers and sparklers." 'I hope she saves me some...'
Seras ran by with the biggest smile on her face that Walter or Alucard could remember seeing here wear.
'FINALLY! Something I can do with everyone else! Oh god, I hope we do this every year! And these sparklers are so much fun too!' Seras spun in a little circle watching the sparks. 'Uh, i'm getting dizzy.'
Everyone was having a good time when several people near the grill jumped in terror. Alucard, thinking there was something wrong, went over with Walter to investigate. What they saw made them both smile, in a t-shirt and jeans there was Integra eating a hotdog.
"You have some mustard on your face master." Alucard was holding back a laugh. She might run back inside if he let it out.
The party lasted till about 4 AM and Alucard was tired. He went down to his coffin to get some sleep when he stopped. "Good girl!"
There on his coffin lay a box of snappers and sparklers with a note. "From Seras, to Master."
Well did ya like it? Hate it? REVIEW AND LET ME KNOWS...please? Any suggestions will be looked at and considered. THANK YOU