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(femichixMayuri)
"Hey! Come back Ichigo! I just want to fuc- I mean fight you!"
Ichigo ran away from a certain grinning 11 Division Captain, hell bent on bending her over. He watched how she ran, her hips swaying seductively even as she ran for her life…or her virginity. Her strawberry scented orange hair flew everywhere as the wind from the force of her running tossed each tip into the air. She just planned on stopping by, dropping off the paperwork, then going back to see Rukia. How Renji coerced her into delivering his paperwork to the 11 division Captian, she'll never know.
~flashback~
"Please Ichigo, I'm so behind in my work, and your not doing anything. I swear, I'll make it up to you. Captain Kuchiki will have my ass if I don't turn these in 30 minutes, and I don't have the time to take it these to Captain Kenpachi", Renji begged on his knees, pleading with a scorning, long haired Ichigo
~flashback~
Oh Yeah. That's how. Renji owes me more than he thinks! Ichigo thought as he barely escaped Captain Kenpachi's massive hands from grabbing her waist. No way this is happening. Last time I barely got away.
He had almost taken off all my clothes by the time I got the jump on him. This man equals dangerous.
Ichigo ran harder, not knowing where she was going, but she doubted she was still in the 11 division. She ran into a random passage way, then followed it down a crowded street, and then ran into some strange double doors.
All this just to loose that blood-thirsty psycho.
Inside, she looked around and it seemed to look very clean. Everything was so organized and it kind off looked like a waiting room in a hospital. She continued to walk, no one noticed her, they were so immersed in their work. She walked down a very long hallway with plenty of doors on each side.
This reminds me of those Scooby Doo jokes on tv. I'll walk into one room and pop out another…I guess I'm in the 12 division, so that could probably happen.
She decided to chance walking into a random room.
Eenie Meenie Minnie Moo. She choose a door at random and opened it. There was plenty of moniters one that was particularly large that took up an entire wall.
This already bores me. She closed the door and walked to another door. This one had animals in cages, very large animals in cages. Ichigo took a closer look and saw that these were actually hollow animals. One glanced her direction and noticeably stiffened.
Ohhh. This looks cool. She slowly glided toward the hollow…panda. She gently took her hands and placed them on the cool glass that separated her from the weird looking animal.
"Cool. Arrancar Animals.", she said to herself laughing at her own cleverness.
"Actually, its labeled Arrancar Ailuropoda melanoleuca. That's the scientific name for the Giant Panda. And dead upon arrival, is the name I give trespassers who have no authorization to be in my labs," a cruel voice that even Ichigo feared.
She quickly turned around, liquid cinnamon eyes widening in shock as she took in Captain of the 12th squads appearance. His black face paint was painted like a T on his face, the white covered the rest, as his blue hair fanned out to look like a comfortable pillow had framed his face.
"Whoa! Hi there, Mayuri. I didn't see you there.", Ichigo said with her hand coming to rub the back of her head, and a smile adorning her face instead of the usual scorn. The smile and the head rub, combined together, made a gesture that normally got her away with murder.
"Insolent girl.", the Captain snapped. He flashed stepped to mere inches away from her face "Cap-tain-Ku-ro-sut-chi", he said in broken syllabuls. "Now! What are you doing in my lab. Are you trying to donate your body to science?", Captain said with a leer.
"My bad, Mayu- I mean Kurosutchi-san. I was running from Kenpachi, and I needed to hide somewhere", she explained. Now a little nervous, she began to run her fingers through her hair.
"So you decide, that my lab would be suitable?", Kurosutchi continued
"Well", Ichigo started. "He can't find me. I doubted that anyone could. I though this was an awesome hiding spot.", Ichigo explained while batting her eyelashes. A small gesture she did when she'd try to influence people to give her what she wanted, and in this moment, it was to get the hell out of here.
"Well," Captain Kurotsuchi got almost nose to nose with Ichigo. "You were wrong. One to think that no one could find you, and two, too think that you could find a safe haven in my barracks."
A soft hissing sound filled the room, and Ichigo felt eyes get heavy. Her vision began to wobble, and he last thing she saw before hitting the ground was a very happy, very smiling Captain.