High School High
101: Pilot- Dance Probs Part One
I do not own any of the caraters from Charmed or Dark Angel. But I do own the ones I made up!
Busy High School Everyone rushing , laughing, playing, you know having a good time
June Bug walks up to his locker and next to him is Piper Halliwell
Piper: Hey June Bug, what's up?
June Bug taking out books
June Bug: Nothin', just another year to fail at High School High.
Piper: Hey, you never know, maybe you won't fail this time.
Piper leaves and June Bug closes his locker but kinda gets his head stuck inbetween to door and the locker ouch!
Daryl is in the corner of the
Daryl: Are you okay?
June Bug Closes his locker Dan: Yeah. I gotta watch out for those. Daryl: (Looks at him strange) Yeah, they are easy to miss.
They Walk around the corner and run into Dan McClaster
June Bug: Hey Dan. What's up?
Dan: Leo Wyatt is going to ask out Piper to the dance.
June Bug: So?
Dan stops and turns around at June Bug
Dan: So?! You know that I have loved Piper since Kindergarden!
June Bug: So, what are you going to do?
Dan: I'll, uh, ask Piper before he does.
June Bug: Yeah right, you freeze, every time.
Daryl stops them
Daryl: Look. Here's you chance.
Piper walking out of the office
Dan: Okay, uh I'm, uh, going.
Dan tries to look cool but freezes he walks up to Piper
Dan:(Voice shakes) Hey, uh, Piper?
Piper: Yeah, Dan?
Dan: (Thought) She knows my name!
Waves hand in front of Dan face
Piper: Dan. . . Earth to Dan?
Dan: Oh! Yeah, uh, Piper, I wanted to ask you-
Leo walks up and interrupts
Leo: Uh, Piper. I have to talk to you.
Pipers attention changes to Leo
Leo: Dan, can you leave for a second?
Dan bubbling up inside
Dan: Yeah, uh, sure.
Dan walks away
Leo: Piper, I wanted to ask you-
Phoebe, Paige, and Max run up
Phoebe: You would never guess what happened to us!
Leo: It can wait.
Max: No it can't! This could change our lives for ever!
Piper: Leo, can we uh, finish this later?
Leo: Yeah, uh, sure.
Walks away he looks at Dan
Leo: What are waiting for? Go to class.
Dan looks at him
Leo: Go!
Leo points and Dan runs to June Bug and Daryl
Daryl: He handled you!
June Bug: You're never going to get Piper like that!
They walk away back to Piper , Phoebe, Max, and Paige
Max: We got dates to the Spring Fling!
Piper :(stunned while they jump around Piper) By who?
Phoebe: Well, I am going with Cole, Max, Logan, and Paige, Glenn!
Piper: (Scarcastic)Wow, I'm so happy for you!
Paige: Speaking of guys, did you get asked out yet?
Piper: No, but Dan and Leo were going to tell me something before you interrupted me.
Max: Hmm. I wonder what's that's about.
Phoebe: Well, We'll keep out look out for guys for you.
Piper: Yeah.
Paige: Bye.
They walk away and three guys approach them
Guy1: Hey do you girls want to-
Phoebe cuts him off walks fast guys run
Phoebe: No.
Guy2: You wont even think about-
Max: No.
Guy3: Plea-
Paige: We said no!
Leaves guys behind and all walk into their class rooms simultaneously
Piper Laughs
Piper goes into her classroom
Teacher: Late again Miss Halliwell. Maybe a detention will set you in your ways?
Piper: No Mr. Myers. It won't happen again.
Mr. Myers: Very well.
He goes back to teaching and Piper walks past June Bug, Daryl, and Dan, and Glenn, Logan and Cole throw balled up papers them and Piper look at them at they laugh while Leo is ashamed as she walks to her seat
Lenni Michaels whispers into Piper's ear
Lenni: We know what you, your sisters, and Max are up to. Stay away from them their ours.
Mr. Myers: Piper Halliwell I've had enough! Outside!
Piper leaves Lenni laughs
Leo: Uh, sir, can I go to the bathroom?
Cole: Yeah me to.
Glenn: Can I go? I got a bladder prob.
Mr. Myers: Just go boys.
They all leave and go outside
Piper: What are you doing out here?
Leo: Uh, nothing. Hey uh, about this morning-
Piper: I am so sorry! When Max and sisters talk, they talk!
They laugh
Leo: I wanted to ask you-
Cole's phone rings
Cole: Hello? He Phoebs. What's up? Meet you outside the girls bathroom? Yeah okay. Bye.
He hangs up
Cole: Everyone heard that?
Piper: Yeah.
Cole: She wants you to come, too.
Piper: I can't. What if he comes out here and I'm not here? He be furious, he give me detention for a month-
Leo: Piper, he never comes out here anyways.
Logan: Come on. Before he actually does come out here.
Piper: Okay, fine. But, if I get caught you're comin' down with me.
She gets up
At the bathrooms
Cole: You figured since they called us, they would be here.
Piper: Well you know my sisters, they always take a lot longer than expected.
Logan: Here they are now.
Phoebe: Piper: We have news! Quid Polet just broke up with Stefanie Mark so that makes him free!
Leo gets uncomfortable
Piper: Phoebe, I don't want to be a rebound.
Max: Well, that's okay. Daryl Masterson, June Bug, and Dan McAlester are free.
Piper: Eww. Maybe Dan, he sweet, but not June Bug and Daryl. They are just weird .
Max: Yeah good point. There's still Matt Kiger , James Bolb, Brian O' Conner, and Larry Honbonet.
Piper: Matt Kiger is just a friend, we all know that Brian and Kylie like each other, and James and Larry are just crazy.
Paige: Well every other guy is taken.
Glenn: Except for Leo here.
Shakes Leo shoulders and Leo is shocked that Glenn said that, Piper turns around, Leo tries to smile
Leo: I wanted to ask you but, something always came up.
Now Piper is shocked
Cole: Well here is your chance.
Phoebe: It won't be official until he ask you.
Phoebe, Paige, and Max all smile Cole looks serious
Leo: Piper, can I take you to the-
Mr. Myers: Piper, Cole, Leo, Glenn! What are you doing down here! You all have detention! And you to girls! March!
Mr. Myers: Sit all of you!
Leo stops and in front the whole class he asks Piper
Leo: Piper, will you be my date for the dance?
Piper: Yes, Leo!
They Hug, Danni, Karen, and Lenei all scream, Dan starts to cry some people cheer some people go aww
Mr. Myers: That still doesn't change this afternoon, and if you don't get in that seat, none of you will be going to the dance!
Dan jumps up and his chair falls back
Dan: But Piper, I love you!
Cole: A little too, late for that isn't it? When don't you just sit down and do blend in with the backround like you always do.
Mr. Myers: Cole! One more word, Cole, one more! Dan sit down! Now you have detention also! Anyone else want to join them?
Dan: Guys?
June Bug: (turns and looks around)Who you lookin' at? I don't know you!
Dan sits down
Later that day the whole gang including Dan are in the detention room in total silence
DetetentionTeacher: I will be gone for one minute no talking. Mrs. Garble is going to watch you.
Mrs. Garble walks in and smiles and Cole starts talking
Piper: Cole, do you know what you're doing? You don't want to miss the dance do you?!
Cole: Obviously, you have never been in detention before.
Logan: She blind in one eye and she's deaf.
Glenn: Amateur.
Piper: Sorry if I'm not a delinquent like you guys. I try to keep a straight head, and I-
Leo: Piper, it's okay. one detention isn't going to hurt you. Loosen up a little.
Logan: He you guys wanna blow this place?
Paige: Yeah, I had enough of this. Let's go.
Cole: She's blind in the right eye right?
Logan: Yeah I think so.
Cole: Glenn, you can uhh, copy things right?
Glenn: Yeah.
Cole: Well write a letter saying she let us go. With her sig, too make it look real.
Glenn starts working on the letter
Cole: Paige Get the air vent.
Paige: Air vent.
Air vent comes to her
Cole: Piper: It Miss Bonged comes back, freeze her and move her back a couple of steps.
Piper: (Piper starts walking to the door) I can believe I'm doing this.
Glenn: Done.
Cole: Okay, uhh, Phoebe first, then Glenn, Logan, Max, Leo, Piper, Paige, and then me. Okay?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Piper: All clear.
They all go into the air vent successfully Miss Bonged comes in with a room empty even Miss Garble
Miss Bonged: Where is everyone? (Reads letter) Miss Bonged, I let the children go early from good behavior. Signed, Mrs. Garble. Oh well, one less pack of kids to worry about.
Walks out
Meanwhile , at the mall Piper and Leo are falling behind in the group and talking
Piper: You know how many rules we just broke?!
Leo: Piper, calm down. Jeez, are you always like this?
Piper: No, It's just that I never do those kinds of things. And it looks like you do it regularly.
Leo: What's that supposed to mean?
Piper: That maybe you need to cool it for a while.
Leo: Cool what?
Piper: Leo, we just cut detention and you don't know that you need to stop?! You can get expelled for this! You could ruin you life. Maybe you should get you priorities straight.
Leo starts to leave
Piper: Leo, where are you going?
Leo: Away from your a$$. Get your own d@mn priorities strait.
Piper yells after him
Piper: Leo
Piper drops her head down and cries
(Time has passed)Meanwhile Piper is crying at the table and Phoebe, Paige, and Max are all comforting her
Max: I've never seen a date that short.
Phoebe: How long was it?
Paige: 45 Minutes.
Piper: Great Paige, You kept my all time world record.
Piage: No, the last one was only 12 minutes.
They hear a noise outside
Narrator: The girls all walked around outside and up in a tree was Dan trying to win back Piper.
Dan: (Like Get Over It when he's singing to Alison)P-iiii-pppp-eer , I know my heart is killing you-
Paige screams
Paige: Please shut up your stalker, Piper!
Dan stops singing
Dan: Piper, I came here to ask you will you go to the dance with me-
Piper: Dan I-
Dan: I know that Leo asked you and you said yes, but-
Piper: We broke up at the mall today.
Dan: Oh. Uh, I'm so sorry.
Piper: Don't be.
Dan: Since Leo is uh, not taking you, then ,uh, can I?
Piper: Dan, I'm flattered, really I am, but after what happened today, I don't think I'm going.
Max: You're not going?!
Paige: How can you not go!
Phoebe: You have to go! I mean everyone is expecting you! You can't just give up like that!
Piper: I not giving up. I just- Okay I'm giving up. You happy?! Not can you just leave me alone!
She storms out into the house
Dan: Is that, a no?
Phoebe: I think so Dan.
They all leave
Max: Guys, hate to make this night any worse, but, she locked the door.
Paige: Oh great.
Phoebe: Do you know how to orb yet?
Paige: No!
They start banging on the door screaming
The next day at school before the dance
Cole: Who are you going to the dance with now?
Leo: The first girl who asks me.
Glenn: Man, do you have low standards.
Karen James walks up
Karen: Leo, can you take me to the dance?
Leo looks at Cole, Logan, and Glenn and they shake their heads
Leo: I don't see who not-
Karen: Great pick me up at seven. By the way I have some ideas for our outfits so that we can match. . . . .
She pulls Leo away and Leo looks back at them with them gesturing him to go
Meanwhile. . . . . June Bug and Daryl talk about Dan at their lockers
Daryl: Do you think she said yes?
June Bug: No, but she will later after she finds out that Leo has a date.
Daryl: How do you know?
June Bug: Dude, it happens in all the movies.
Dan walks up smiling
Daryl: What up with you?
Dan: I think that Piper is going to say yes.
Daryl: What did she say yesterday.?
Dan: She said she wasn't ready. She isn't even sure she's going.
June Bug and Daryl exchange glances
Dan: What?
June Bug: Uh, nothing. There comes Piper now.
Dan: Now's my chance.
He runs up to Piper
Dan: He what's up? Still mad about last night?
Piper: No. Why?
Dan: Well, because you stormed off into your house locking you sisters and Max out. By the way, did they even get in?
Piper: Yeah, I think so. They climbed in through the window upstairs.
Karen: Watch where you're going, next time.
She looks at Piper and Dan up and down in disgust then looks at Leo
Karen: Bye baby.
She hugs Leo and looks at Piper in disgust
Piper: Is that your date?
Leo: (Clears Throat) Yeah, um, I'm taking her. You going with him?
Piper panics and looks at Dan then back at Leo
Piper: Yeah, um, yeah, um, yeah I am.
Dan looks at Piper in astonishment
Leo: Well?
Dan: Yeah, I,-I-I-I-I-I am.
Leo doesn't believe them
Leo: Well, then, I'll see you two at the dance.
Piper: You will.
Leo: I will. I'll LOOK forward to it.
Glares at Dan then walks away
Piper hits her head against the locker
Dan:(hopefully) Uh, I'll meet you at seven?
Quid pulls June Bug into the bathroom with Brian and Larry with him
Smacks him against the wall
Quid: I heard that your friend, Dan, is going out Piper to the dance.
June Bug: Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, that's right.
Brian: Well, Cole doesn't want Dan to have anything to do with Piper.
Larry: You know, what's your friends doing?
June Bug: He's going to the dance with Piper.
Quid: And what does that do?
June Bug: That makes Cole mad.
Larry: Yeah, but since we have you here you can tell your friend that if we see him anywhere near any of them tell him to watch his back. As a matter of fact maybe you should do that to.
June Bug: What?
They start beating up June Bug as they laugh furiously kicking and punching him then they turn him up side down
June Bug: Please, please, no, no, no, no!
They turn him upside down and give him a swirlie
Then they throw him down kick one more time and they leave
Brian, Larry, and Quid are all standing in front of Cole and other people of high rank on the Popular side of the works
Cole: Did you do what I asked?
Quid: Yeah, we took care of him.
They all laugh then they stop abruptly
Cole: Then only problem is, you didn't get rid of my main problem. Dan, needs to be put down before it too late. Once Piper falls into his charm, there is no taking her back
Quid: Dude, it's not that serious. I mean, Piper doesn't even like him that much.
Cole gets angry
Cole: Don't tell me it's not seious. I lknow what I'm talking about! Are you calling me dumb. That I don't even know my own plan?
Larry: No, Cole, he was just saying-
Cole: Talk is cheap. I want you to take care of Dan now!
They start to leave
Cole: And boys, don't make a scene.
Cole walks into the classroom unnoticed by the teacher
Leo: Cole where have you been?
Cole: On business.
Leo: What business? Cole what's going on?
Cole: Nothing that concerns you.
Mrs. Turano: Mr. Tuner and Mr. Wyatt! Stop talking!
Bell rings
Mrs. Turano: Class dismessed.
Cole gets up and goes to Phoebe waiting at the door as Leo watches him
Karen: What's wrong?
Leo: Nothing. Let's go.
Narrator: The night of the dance finally came and everyone was very snazzy.
But little did they know someone was in a big suprise.
DJ: Hey freashmen! And welcome to the 150 Annual Freat Meat Dance! Have a good time because you escpically won't this year! Piper and Dan walk in
Piper: I'm going to go put my jacket up.
Dan: Okay.
Quid, Larry and Brian throw June Bug out of the back room and Dan notices Dan runs up to him June Bug is bleeding from the nose and mouth
Dan: June Bug, are you okay? What happened.
June Bug: Stay away from Piper.
Dan looks confused
Dan: Wha- what? Come on. Lets wash you up.
Phoebe, Cole, Max, Logan, Paige, Glenn, Leo, and Karen all enter at the same time
Piper walks back and doesn't see Dan
Piper: That's strange. Where did he go?
The girls walk up
Phoebe: Hey where's, uh, Dan?
Piper: I don't know. He was here a minute ago.
Max: Maybe we should look for him.
Paige: Let's not.
Karen walks up
Karen: Looks like Dan wouldnt't even date Piper!
Karen starts to laugh
Piper:(Gets agigitated) Okay. You wanna do this now because I am getting tired of hearing your sh-
Max: Piper! Mr. Boyd is right there. He has acute hearing! And anyways, of all the as- I mean butt, that I've kicked, she not worth it.
Paige: Yeah, even I wouldn't take her and I have very low standard and a bad temper.
Karen: I can take you. Say it with me, sunlight.
Paige lunges at her
Paige: That's it you son of a-
The boys run up
In Unison
Glenn: Paige!
Leo: Karen!
They rip Karen and Paige off each other
Karen: Come on bit-
Cole: Enough! I had enough of this! Just shut up all of you!
Logan: Cole, come down, how about you and Phoebe go get some punch? Phoebe: Yeah, come on Cole.
They walk away and Cole looks back glaring
Leo: Karen, lets go dance.
Karen: Okay.
Paige: Yeah me too.
Max: Same here.
Piper goes to go sit down but Dan runs up with June Bug around him
Dan: Piper!
Piper turns around
Piper: Dan where have you been? God, what happened to June Bug?
Dan put June bug in a chair and takes off his jacket and props his head up
Dan: Cole.
Dan keeps on cleaning him up
Piper:What, Cole? Cole did this to him?
Dan: Yeah he did Piper.
Piper: I'll go get Leo.
DJ's talking
DJ: And now ladies and gentlemen it's time to crown the Prince and Princess of the Freashmen Meat Dance. Don't blame me for the name the seniors did it.
DJ: And the prince for the Freashmen Meat dance is. . . . . .
Drumroll
DJ: Cole Turner!
Cole gets up and accepts his award
Piper finds Leo
Piper: Leo I need you.
Leo: Piper, I told you. It isn't going to work out.
Piper rolls her eyes
Piper: No. June Bug is badly hurt.
Leo: Okay.
Leo starts to leave but Karen pulls him back
Karen: If you leave, don't ever expect to be my boyfriend again.
Leo: Baby, you were just a rebound.
Karen: Uh!
Leo runs over to June Bug
Leo: Who did this?
Dan: Cole. Leo turns around and sees Cole
DJ:. . . . The princess of the Freashmen Meat Dance is Phoebe Halliwell!
Phoebe walks up on the stage and stood by Cole and accepted her award Leo starts to heal him and then runs up to Cole while he was dancing with Phoebe and punches him
Cole: What was that for?
Leo: What were you thinking when you beat up June Bug like that?
Phoebe: He- he- what?!
Cole: It was for his own good.
Leo: What good?
Cole: He is a Leoir.
Leo: A Leoir? I thought he was a gremlin.
Cole: Well you thought wrong. For any of you who don't what a Leoir is, its a beast that finds powerful witches, become buddy buddy, then they impregnate them. After the baby is born they kill they mother and eat them.
That's what Dan is.
Piper: Dan., is this true?
Dan grabs Piper and then turns into his true form and flys away
Leo: Piper!
The gang runs after Dan
Cole: We're not going to get there in time.
Cole looks at the car next to him and the with his elbow breaks open the window and hot wires the car
Leo: Hurry!
Cole: Don't you think I'm trying!
Logan: We're never going to make like this. Take that short cut.
Cole abruptly turns the street Logan opens up his laptop and starts looking up the Leoir
Logan: It says here that if his mistress is not will to be his bride, he will then perform a very painful ritual on the top of a mountain by taking out her heart and replacing it with another, one that only desires him. If , in any way the ritual is not successful, he shall sacrifice and eat the victim.
Paige: Go the the Golden Gate Bridge!
Cole: Why would he go there?
Paige: We did a project together once and said he would like to get married right up on the mountian of Golden Gate Bridge!
Cole: I know the short cut.
Cole makes another sharp turn and goes off road
Meanwhile, Dan has tied up Piper on a flat rock and is preparing the ritual
Dan: Since you won't come to me willingly, I shall make you by force!
Pulls out big butcher knife Piper get very nervous
Piper: Uh, what are you doing with that? I don't think you need to be holding it, you can uh, trip and the knife stabs you right in the heart.
Dan: No, this knife is set on your heart, my dear.
Piper: My dear?! Please! Are you from the 1800's? Nobody talks like that anymore.
Dan glares up at her
Dan: This very knife will cut open your body and replace you heart with this one, one that render yourself to me.
Piper freezes him and tries to get loose
Freeze wears off
Piper: Dan, you're a really nice guy and all but I don't think this could work out.
Dan: What I'm not good enough for you?!
Piper: No, it's not that-
Cole pulls up
Cole: Hey Dan!
Throws energy ball at his back
Dan: Oh, great. Do we really have to fight now? I'm in the middle of a ritual.
They all run torward him and start to fight him and Piper freezes All the guys
Phoebe: How come you're not frozen?
Max: I'm immune to everything. Even magic.
Piper: Never mind that. Untie me.
They start to untie her but the freeze wears off
Dan: What are you doing?
He uses his powers and Phoebe and Paige fling across the room Cole is making huge energy ball behind him
Dan: How come-
Max: I'm immune.
Cole throws the energy ball and it destroys Dan's demonic form Leo runs torward Piper
Leo: I'm sorry about what I've said. I love you, and I'll never break up with again.
Piper: So now we're back together?
Leo: Do you want me to ask you again?
Piper: If you did, I would say no.
Leo: Why?
Piper: Because, having a boyfriend and being a girlfriend was way too much work. Look at how this turned out.
Leo: I understand.
Cole: It's late, lets go.
They all get up and get into the stolen minivan with the broken window
The next day at High School High. . . . . . . .
Piper(VO):Dan is still at school but now he is powerless. Everyone is either scared of him or they hate him. Daryl keeps his distance from Dan. June Bug is still his friend he says he doesn't care what he is. A friend's a friend. No matter what. I guess that is true if you think about it.
End
101: Pilot- Dance Probs Part One
I do not own any of the caraters from Charmed or Dark Angel. But I do own the ones I made up!
Busy High School Everyone rushing , laughing, playing, you know having a good time
June Bug walks up to his locker and next to him is Piper Halliwell
Piper: Hey June Bug, what's up?
June Bug taking out books
June Bug: Nothin', just another year to fail at High School High.
Piper: Hey, you never know, maybe you won't fail this time.
Piper leaves and June Bug closes his locker but kinda gets his head stuck inbetween to door and the locker ouch!
Daryl is in the corner of the
Daryl: Are you okay?
June Bug Closes his locker Dan: Yeah. I gotta watch out for those. Daryl: (Looks at him strange) Yeah, they are easy to miss.
They Walk around the corner and run into Dan McClaster
June Bug: Hey Dan. What's up?
Dan: Leo Wyatt is going to ask out Piper to the dance.
June Bug: So?
Dan stops and turns around at June Bug
Dan: So?! You know that I have loved Piper since Kindergarden!
June Bug: So, what are you going to do?
Dan: I'll, uh, ask Piper before he does.
June Bug: Yeah right, you freeze, every time.
Daryl stops them
Daryl: Look. Here's you chance.
Piper walking out of the office
Dan: Okay, uh I'm, uh, going.
Dan tries to look cool but freezes he walks up to Piper
Dan:(Voice shakes) Hey, uh, Piper?
Piper: Yeah, Dan?
Dan: (Thought) She knows my name!
Waves hand in front of Dan face
Piper: Dan. . . Earth to Dan?
Dan: Oh! Yeah, uh, Piper, I wanted to ask you-
Leo walks up and interrupts
Leo: Uh, Piper. I have to talk to you.
Pipers attention changes to Leo
Leo: Dan, can you leave for a second?
Dan bubbling up inside
Dan: Yeah, uh, sure.
Dan walks away
Leo: Piper, I wanted to ask you-
Phoebe, Paige, and Max run up
Phoebe: You would never guess what happened to us!
Leo: It can wait.
Max: No it can't! This could change our lives for ever!
Piper: Leo, can we uh, finish this later?
Leo: Yeah, uh, sure.
Walks away he looks at Dan
Leo: What are waiting for? Go to class.
Dan looks at him
Leo: Go!
Leo points and Dan runs to June Bug and Daryl
Daryl: He handled you!
June Bug: You're never going to get Piper like that!
They walk away back to Piper , Phoebe, Max, and Paige
Max: We got dates to the Spring Fling!
Piper :(stunned while they jump around Piper) By who?
Phoebe: Well, I am going with Cole, Max, Logan, and Paige, Glenn!
Piper: (Scarcastic)Wow, I'm so happy for you!
Paige: Speaking of guys, did you get asked out yet?
Piper: No, but Dan and Leo were going to tell me something before you interrupted me.
Max: Hmm. I wonder what's that's about.
Phoebe: Well, We'll keep out look out for guys for you.
Piper: Yeah.
Paige: Bye.
They walk away and three guys approach them
Guy1: Hey do you girls want to-
Phoebe cuts him off walks fast guys run
Phoebe: No.
Guy2: You wont even think about-
Max: No.
Guy3: Plea-
Paige: We said no!
Leaves guys behind and all walk into their class rooms simultaneously
Piper Laughs
Piper goes into her classroom
Teacher: Late again Miss Halliwell. Maybe a detention will set you in your ways?
Piper: No Mr. Myers. It won't happen again.
Mr. Myers: Very well.
He goes back to teaching and Piper walks past June Bug, Daryl, and Dan, and Glenn, Logan and Cole throw balled up papers them and Piper look at them at they laugh while Leo is ashamed as she walks to her seat
Lenni Michaels whispers into Piper's ear
Lenni: We know what you, your sisters, and Max are up to. Stay away from them their ours.
Mr. Myers: Piper Halliwell I've had enough! Outside!
Piper leaves Lenni laughs
Leo: Uh, sir, can I go to the bathroom?
Cole: Yeah me to.
Glenn: Can I go? I got a bladder prob.
Mr. Myers: Just go boys.
They all leave and go outside
Piper: What are you doing out here?
Leo: Uh, nothing. Hey uh, about this morning-
Piper: I am so sorry! When Max and sisters talk, they talk!
They laugh
Leo: I wanted to ask you-
Cole's phone rings
Cole: Hello? He Phoebs. What's up? Meet you outside the girls bathroom? Yeah okay. Bye.
He hangs up
Cole: Everyone heard that?
Piper: Yeah.
Cole: She wants you to come, too.
Piper: I can't. What if he comes out here and I'm not here? He be furious, he give me detention for a month-
Leo: Piper, he never comes out here anyways.
Logan: Come on. Before he actually does come out here.
Piper: Okay, fine. But, if I get caught you're comin' down with me.
She gets up
At the bathrooms
Cole: You figured since they called us, they would be here.
Piper: Well you know my sisters, they always take a lot longer than expected.
Logan: Here they are now.
Phoebe: Piper: We have news! Quid Polet just broke up with Stefanie Mark so that makes him free!
Leo gets uncomfortable
Piper: Phoebe, I don't want to be a rebound.
Max: Well, that's okay. Daryl Masterson, June Bug, and Dan McAlester are free.
Piper: Eww. Maybe Dan, he sweet, but not June Bug and Daryl. They are just weird .
Max: Yeah good point. There's still Matt Kiger , James Bolb, Brian O' Conner, and Larry Honbonet.
Piper: Matt Kiger is just a friend, we all know that Brian and Kylie like each other, and James and Larry are just crazy.
Paige: Well every other guy is taken.
Glenn: Except for Leo here.
Shakes Leo shoulders and Leo is shocked that Glenn said that, Piper turns around, Leo tries to smile
Leo: I wanted to ask you but, something always came up.
Now Piper is shocked
Cole: Well here is your chance.
Phoebe: It won't be official until he ask you.
Phoebe, Paige, and Max all smile Cole looks serious
Leo: Piper, can I take you to the-
Mr. Myers: Piper, Cole, Leo, Glenn! What are you doing down here! You all have detention! And you to girls! March!
Mr. Myers: Sit all of you!
Leo stops and in front the whole class he asks Piper
Leo: Piper, will you be my date for the dance?
Piper: Yes, Leo!
They Hug, Danni, Karen, and Lenei all scream, Dan starts to cry some people cheer some people go aww
Mr. Myers: That still doesn't change this afternoon, and if you don't get in that seat, none of you will be going to the dance!
Dan jumps up and his chair falls back
Dan: But Piper, I love you!
Cole: A little too, late for that isn't it? When don't you just sit down and do blend in with the backround like you always do.
Mr. Myers: Cole! One more word, Cole, one more! Dan sit down! Now you have detention also! Anyone else want to join them?
Dan: Guys?
June Bug: (turns and looks around)Who you lookin' at? I don't know you!
Dan sits down
Later that day the whole gang including Dan are in the detention room in total silence
DetetentionTeacher: I will be gone for one minute no talking. Mrs. Garble is going to watch you.
Mrs. Garble walks in and smiles and Cole starts talking
Piper: Cole, do you know what you're doing? You don't want to miss the dance do you?!
Cole: Obviously, you have never been in detention before.
Logan: She blind in one eye and she's deaf.
Glenn: Amateur.
Piper: Sorry if I'm not a delinquent like you guys. I try to keep a straight head, and I-
Leo: Piper, it's okay. one detention isn't going to hurt you. Loosen up a little.
Logan: He you guys wanna blow this place?
Paige: Yeah, I had enough of this. Let's go.
Cole: She's blind in the right eye right?
Logan: Yeah I think so.
Cole: Glenn, you can uhh, copy things right?
Glenn: Yeah.
Cole: Well write a letter saying she let us go. With her sig, too make it look real.
Glenn starts working on the letter
Cole: Paige Get the air vent.
Paige: Air vent.
Air vent comes to her
Cole: Piper: It Miss Bonged comes back, freeze her and move her back a couple of steps.
Piper: (Piper starts walking to the door) I can believe I'm doing this.
Glenn: Done.
Cole: Okay, uhh, Phoebe first, then Glenn, Logan, Max, Leo, Piper, Paige, and then me. Okay?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Piper: All clear.
They all go into the air vent successfully Miss Bonged comes in with a room empty even Miss Garble
Miss Bonged: Where is everyone? (Reads letter) Miss Bonged, I let the children go early from good behavior. Signed, Mrs. Garble. Oh well, one less pack of kids to worry about.
Walks out
Meanwhile , at the mall Piper and Leo are falling behind in the group and talking
Piper: You know how many rules we just broke?!
Leo: Piper, calm down. Jeez, are you always like this?
Piper: No, It's just that I never do those kinds of things. And it looks like you do it regularly.
Leo: What's that supposed to mean?
Piper: That maybe you need to cool it for a while.
Leo: Cool what?
Piper: Leo, we just cut detention and you don't know that you need to stop?! You can get expelled for this! You could ruin you life. Maybe you should get you priorities straight.
Leo starts to leave
Piper: Leo, where are you going?
Leo: Away from your a$$. Get your own d@mn priorities strait.
Piper yells after him
Piper: Leo
Piper drops her head down and cries
(Time has passed)Meanwhile Piper is crying at the table and Phoebe, Paige, and Max are all comforting her
Max: I've never seen a date that short.
Phoebe: How long was it?
Paige: 45 Minutes.
Piper: Great Paige, You kept my all time world record.
Piage: No, the last one was only 12 minutes.
They hear a noise outside
Narrator: The girls all walked around outside and up in a tree was Dan trying to win back Piper.
Dan: (Like Get Over It when he's singing to Alison)P-iiii-pppp-eer , I know my heart is killing you-
Paige screams
Paige: Please shut up your stalker, Piper!
Dan stops singing
Dan: Piper, I came here to ask you will you go to the dance with me-
Piper: Dan I-
Dan: I know that Leo asked you and you said yes, but-
Piper: We broke up at the mall today.
Dan: Oh. Uh, I'm so sorry.
Piper: Don't be.
Dan: Since Leo is uh, not taking you, then ,uh, can I?
Piper: Dan, I'm flattered, really I am, but after what happened today, I don't think I'm going.
Max: You're not going?!
Paige: How can you not go!
Phoebe: You have to go! I mean everyone is expecting you! You can't just give up like that!
Piper: I not giving up. I just- Okay I'm giving up. You happy?! Not can you just leave me alone!
She storms out into the house
Dan: Is that, a no?
Phoebe: I think so Dan.
They all leave
Max: Guys, hate to make this night any worse, but, she locked the door.
Paige: Oh great.
Phoebe: Do you know how to orb yet?
Paige: No!
They start banging on the door screaming
The next day at school before the dance
Cole: Who are you going to the dance with now?
Leo: The first girl who asks me.
Glenn: Man, do you have low standards.
Karen James walks up
Karen: Leo, can you take me to the dance?
Leo looks at Cole, Logan, and Glenn and they shake their heads
Leo: I don't see who not-
Karen: Great pick me up at seven. By the way I have some ideas for our outfits so that we can match. . . . .
She pulls Leo away and Leo looks back at them with them gesturing him to go
Meanwhile. . . . . June Bug and Daryl talk about Dan at their lockers
Daryl: Do you think she said yes?
June Bug: No, but she will later after she finds out that Leo has a date.
Daryl: How do you know?
June Bug: Dude, it happens in all the movies.
Dan walks up smiling
Daryl: What up with you?
Dan: I think that Piper is going to say yes.
Daryl: What did she say yesterday.?
Dan: She said she wasn't ready. She isn't even sure she's going.
June Bug and Daryl exchange glances
Dan: What?
June Bug: Uh, nothing. There comes Piper now.
Dan: Now's my chance.
He runs up to Piper
Dan: He what's up? Still mad about last night?
Piper: No. Why?
Dan: Well, because you stormed off into your house locking you sisters and Max out. By the way, did they even get in?
Piper: Yeah, I think so. They climbed in through the window upstairs.
Karen: Watch where you're going, next time.
She looks at Piper and Dan up and down in disgust then looks at Leo
Karen: Bye baby.
She hugs Leo and looks at Piper in disgust
Piper: Is that your date?
Leo: (Clears Throat) Yeah, um, I'm taking her. You going with him?
Piper panics and looks at Dan then back at Leo
Piper: Yeah, um, yeah, um, yeah I am.
Dan looks at Piper in astonishment
Leo: Well?
Dan: Yeah, I,-I-I-I-I-I am.
Leo doesn't believe them
Leo: Well, then, I'll see you two at the dance.
Piper: You will.
Leo: I will. I'll LOOK forward to it.
Glares at Dan then walks away
Piper hits her head against the locker
Dan:(hopefully) Uh, I'll meet you at seven?
Quid pulls June Bug into the bathroom with Brian and Larry with him
Smacks him against the wall
Quid: I heard that your friend, Dan, is going out Piper to the dance.
June Bug: Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, that's right.
Brian: Well, Cole doesn't want Dan to have anything to do with Piper.
Larry: You know, what's your friends doing?
June Bug: He's going to the dance with Piper.
Quid: And what does that do?
June Bug: That makes Cole mad.
Larry: Yeah, but since we have you here you can tell your friend that if we see him anywhere near any of them tell him to watch his back. As a matter of fact maybe you should do that to.
June Bug: What?
They start beating up June Bug as they laugh furiously kicking and punching him then they turn him up side down
June Bug: Please, please, no, no, no, no!
They turn him upside down and give him a swirlie
Then they throw him down kick one more time and they leave
Brian, Larry, and Quid are all standing in front of Cole and other people of high rank on the Popular side of the works
Cole: Did you do what I asked?
Quid: Yeah, we took care of him.
They all laugh then they stop abruptly
Cole: Then only problem is, you didn't get rid of my main problem. Dan, needs to be put down before it too late. Once Piper falls into his charm, there is no taking her back
Quid: Dude, it's not that serious. I mean, Piper doesn't even like him that much.
Cole gets angry
Cole: Don't tell me it's not seious. I lknow what I'm talking about! Are you calling me dumb. That I don't even know my own plan?
Larry: No, Cole, he was just saying-
Cole: Talk is cheap. I want you to take care of Dan now!
They start to leave
Cole: And boys, don't make a scene.
Cole walks into the classroom unnoticed by the teacher
Leo: Cole where have you been?
Cole: On business.
Leo: What business? Cole what's going on?
Cole: Nothing that concerns you.
Mrs. Turano: Mr. Tuner and Mr. Wyatt! Stop talking!
Bell rings
Mrs. Turano: Class dismessed.
Cole gets up and goes to Phoebe waiting at the door as Leo watches him
Karen: What's wrong?
Leo: Nothing. Let's go.
Narrator: The night of the dance finally came and everyone was very snazzy.
But little did they know someone was in a big suprise.
DJ: Hey freashmen! And welcome to the 150 Annual Freat Meat Dance! Have a good time because you escpically won't this year! Piper and Dan walk in
Piper: I'm going to go put my jacket up.
Dan: Okay.
Quid, Larry and Brian throw June Bug out of the back room and Dan notices Dan runs up to him June Bug is bleeding from the nose and mouth
Dan: June Bug, are you okay? What happened.
June Bug: Stay away from Piper.
Dan looks confused
Dan: Wha- what? Come on. Lets wash you up.
Phoebe, Cole, Max, Logan, Paige, Glenn, Leo, and Karen all enter at the same time
Piper walks back and doesn't see Dan
Piper: That's strange. Where did he go?
The girls walk up
Phoebe: Hey where's, uh, Dan?
Piper: I don't know. He was here a minute ago.
Max: Maybe we should look for him.
Paige: Let's not.
Karen walks up
Karen: Looks like Dan wouldnt't even date Piper!
Karen starts to laugh
Piper:(Gets agigitated) Okay. You wanna do this now because I am getting tired of hearing your sh-
Max: Piper! Mr. Boyd is right there. He has acute hearing! And anyways, of all the as- I mean butt, that I've kicked, she not worth it.
Paige: Yeah, even I wouldn't take her and I have very low standard and a bad temper.
Karen: I can take you. Say it with me, sunlight.
Paige lunges at her
Paige: That's it you son of a-
The boys run up
In Unison
Glenn: Paige!
Leo: Karen!
They rip Karen and Paige off each other
Karen: Come on bit-
Cole: Enough! I had enough of this! Just shut up all of you!
Logan: Cole, come down, how about you and Phoebe go get some punch? Phoebe: Yeah, come on Cole.
They walk away and Cole looks back glaring
Leo: Karen, lets go dance.
Karen: Okay.
Paige: Yeah me too.
Max: Same here.
Piper goes to go sit down but Dan runs up with June Bug around him
Dan: Piper!
Piper turns around
Piper: Dan where have you been? God, what happened to June Bug?
Dan put June bug in a chair and takes off his jacket and props his head up
Dan: Cole.
Dan keeps on cleaning him up
Piper:What, Cole? Cole did this to him?
Dan: Yeah he did Piper.
Piper: I'll go get Leo.
DJ's talking
DJ: And now ladies and gentlemen it's time to crown the Prince and Princess of the Freashmen Meat Dance. Don't blame me for the name the seniors did it.
DJ: And the prince for the Freashmen Meat dance is. . . . . .
Drumroll
DJ: Cole Turner!
Cole gets up and accepts his award
Piper finds Leo
Piper: Leo I need you.
Leo: Piper, I told you. It isn't going to work out.
Piper rolls her eyes
Piper: No. June Bug is badly hurt.
Leo: Okay.
Leo starts to leave but Karen pulls him back
Karen: If you leave, don't ever expect to be my boyfriend again.
Leo: Baby, you were just a rebound.
Karen: Uh!
Leo runs over to June Bug
Leo: Who did this?
Dan: Cole. Leo turns around and sees Cole
DJ:. . . . The princess of the Freashmen Meat Dance is Phoebe Halliwell!
Phoebe walks up on the stage and stood by Cole and accepted her award Leo starts to heal him and then runs up to Cole while he was dancing with Phoebe and punches him
Cole: What was that for?
Leo: What were you thinking when you beat up June Bug like that?
Phoebe: He- he- what?!
Cole: It was for his own good.
Leo: What good?
Cole: He is a Leoir.
Leo: A Leoir? I thought he was a gremlin.
Cole: Well you thought wrong. For any of you who don't what a Leoir is, its a beast that finds powerful witches, become buddy buddy, then they impregnate them. After the baby is born they kill they mother and eat them.
That's what Dan is.
Piper: Dan., is this true?
Dan grabs Piper and then turns into his true form and flys away
Leo: Piper!
The gang runs after Dan
Cole: We're not going to get there in time.
Cole looks at the car next to him and the with his elbow breaks open the window and hot wires the car
Leo: Hurry!
Cole: Don't you think I'm trying!
Logan: We're never going to make like this. Take that short cut.
Cole abruptly turns the street Logan opens up his laptop and starts looking up the Leoir
Logan: It says here that if his mistress is not will to be his bride, he will then perform a very painful ritual on the top of a mountain by taking out her heart and replacing it with another, one that only desires him. If , in any way the ritual is not successful, he shall sacrifice and eat the victim.
Paige: Go the the Golden Gate Bridge!
Cole: Why would he go there?
Paige: We did a project together once and said he would like to get married right up on the mountian of Golden Gate Bridge!
Cole: I know the short cut.
Cole makes another sharp turn and goes off road
Meanwhile, Dan has tied up Piper on a flat rock and is preparing the ritual
Dan: Since you won't come to me willingly, I shall make you by force!
Pulls out big butcher knife Piper get very nervous
Piper: Uh, what are you doing with that? I don't think you need to be holding it, you can uh, trip and the knife stabs you right in the heart.
Dan: No, this knife is set on your heart, my dear.
Piper: My dear?! Please! Are you from the 1800's? Nobody talks like that anymore.
Dan glares up at her
Dan: This very knife will cut open your body and replace you heart with this one, one that render yourself to me.
Piper freezes him and tries to get loose
Freeze wears off
Piper: Dan, you're a really nice guy and all but I don't think this could work out.
Dan: What I'm not good enough for you?!
Piper: No, it's not that-
Cole pulls up
Cole: Hey Dan!
Throws energy ball at his back
Dan: Oh, great. Do we really have to fight now? I'm in the middle of a ritual.
They all run torward him and start to fight him and Piper freezes All the guys
Phoebe: How come you're not frozen?
Max: I'm immune to everything. Even magic.
Piper: Never mind that. Untie me.
They start to untie her but the freeze wears off
Dan: What are you doing?
He uses his powers and Phoebe and Paige fling across the room Cole is making huge energy ball behind him
Dan: How come-
Max: I'm immune.
Cole throws the energy ball and it destroys Dan's demonic form Leo runs torward Piper
Leo: I'm sorry about what I've said. I love you, and I'll never break up with again.
Piper: So now we're back together?
Leo: Do you want me to ask you again?
Piper: If you did, I would say no.
Leo: Why?
Piper: Because, having a boyfriend and being a girlfriend was way too much work. Look at how this turned out.
Leo: I understand.
Cole: It's late, lets go.
They all get up and get into the stolen minivan with the broken window
The next day at High School High. . . . . . . .
Piper(VO):Dan is still at school but now he is powerless. Everyone is either scared of him or they hate him. Daryl keeps his distance from Dan. June Bug is still his friend he says he doesn't care what he is. A friend's a friend. No matter what. I guess that is true if you think about it.
End