A Mortal Can't Promise Eternity.
Hey. Mah name's Zahmbes. I was just walking to a fireworks sale one day and all of a sudden I thought of how weired adventure time is, how much I like fanfiction, and the song "love the way you lie" by Eminem and Riahnah all at the same time and in two seconds, it dawned on me…O MY GOD! I GOTTA MAKE A SONG-FIC ABOUT ADVENTURE TIME! Now I've never (EVER) been too fond of song fics…but when I realized how many AWESOME SONGS, (and some not-so-awesome ones) that I could fit into a fanfic…the ideas started to flood my brain and distracted me from school. So I needed something to hold me off until I can turn it into profit…and so, my FIRST…sorry, SECCOND fanfiction!
Don't worry. I can't take a bad review…go ahead. FLAME ME! Just make shure to leave reviews!
If it doesn't look like a perverse-phycopathinc-problematic nerd wrote it, I didn't write it. Do you really think someone like ME could own such an weired show? (YUP!) Awwwww! Thanks meee! WAIT! YOU CALLIN ME WEIRED, ME!? (Well…you ARE talking to yourself.) Oh…yeah. But seriously. I don't.
! ! !IMPORTANT, MUST READ FIRST! ! !
Rubric for characters speech only when singing:
-Finn: Bold
-Marceline: Italic ====== FONTS ONLY USED IN SONGS
-Fire Princess: Underline When two people sing at once, both fonts will be used. Ex: Hey there!
In Chapter 1, Underline will be clues to who is not the mysterious girl in the photo. Introduction does not count as chapter 1
Introduction:
If a mortal promised you eternity…
With the moon shining down through the window in the small dungeon, giving off little light In the darkness of the small room made of stone, you could barely see the young boy with the blue shirt and the green back pack, covered in burns...let alone the dark figure whom stood in front of him, completely submerged by the shadows.
Other than blood red eyes that cast an eerie glow in the darkness, you would never see the creature.
''So…she did it again, huh?'' The dark figure said, slowly moving out of the shadows. "That little bitch."
"Hey! Watch it! That's my girlfriend your talking abo-'' the boy started to say, but was cut off by the girl, who was now out of the shadows. "NO!'' said the figure angrily. ''That's a bitch! A selfish, FUCKING, little bitch, who doesn't give a shit about you or your feelings!
The boy stood there "Marceline…"
She kept on yelling, ''-WHO NEVER HAS, AND NEVER WILL GIVE YOU THE RESPECT YOU DESERVE! She is a temper mental little brat, who can't keep her anger problems under control long enough to realize how FUCKING GOOD SHE HAS IT…And…what an amazing person you are.
He just stared at her.
''And lastly, What do you think is going to happen when you get back together? Huh? I can tell you, because it happens every single time! You'll get in a fight, she'll burn you, and you'll come running back to me! Well I've just about FUCKING HAD IT! I am never going to let that happen again! SHE DOSEN'T DESERVE YOU! Can't you see? Has it gotten through your thick naïve little skull yet?!"
He just stood for a couple seconds but it felt like so much longer.
Finally, the boy spoke very softly, almost unheard.
"Marceline…a-are you…jealous? "
''NO! Finn! '' The teen vampire screamed angrily, trying to deny it.
"Then why…"
She cut him off, "I'm just telling you…She doesn't love you. She never will love you…But I…I do…"
She trailed off.
"What…you do what?" Asked the confused, naïve little boy.
"Finn, I…I love you."
Chapter 1
Her Smile In Winds Of War
That had only been two weeks ago…
Two weeks since FP had dumped him again…
Two weeks since she had admitted her love for him…
Two weeks since terrorists had attacked and destroyed a nearby kingdom…
Now where was he?
He was running down the ruined streets of Afganist-candy, fighting off Al-cand-ian terrorist members…
He held no sword in his hands…he had a gun, an AK-47 to be exact.
His signature clothes were replaced with green and beige camo, and his hat was a helmet.
Where his usually big, infectious smile was, was now the face of a man…
A man who had seen things that no man should ever see.
A man who had seen war.
…*BOOM!*
A huge explosion close by brought the boy back to reality.
TAKE COVER!
Finn jumped for cover as bullets spread across the ground around them, hitting one of his friends.
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! The tank Finn had jumped behind now started to shoot at the source of the bullets.
*Bang!* The tank shot a huge candy-iron shell. *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!* The machine gun started to roar as it warmed up to shoot. *SHHHHRRT-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T!*
One of his friends was brave enough to stand up and toss a grenade over the tank.
"GET DOWN!" He said as he threw the grenade. There was a small, *Qlink, qlink,* as the grenade bounced and exploded.
*BOOHMMMM!*
Debris flew every-where, and then they heard one of the enemy Af-cand-ist reble soldiers scream, "Shoot the boy at all costs!"
Every one jumped out from where they were hiding and started shooting.
Accept for the boy…he was still behind the tank…staring at a picture of her. She was smiling with one tooth sticking out. "Don't worry." He said. "I'll make it through this. Somehow…" With that he stuffed the picture into his pocket as he got up to fight. As all of the sounds of war and guns and explosions pounded at his ears…he thought of a song. And he started to sing it in his head…
"Step by step, heart to heart, left right left,
we all fall down..."
("Like Toy Soldiers" By: Eminem)
[Chorus] (EXAMPLE: No one sings in this songs chorus.)
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left,
We all fall down…like toy soldiers!
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win,
But the battle wages on…for toy soldiers!
"I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I ain't never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it don't matter
I'd never drag them in battles that I can handle, unless I absolutely have to.
I'm supposed to set an example
I need to be the leader, my crew looks for me to guide 'em
If some shit ever does pop off, I'm supposed to be beside 'em
That Ja shit I tried to squash it, it was too late to stop it
There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it
I heard him say Haleys's name on a song and I just lost it
It was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay-z and Nas shit
And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it
I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted
And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it
This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it
That was never my object for someone to get killed
Why would I wanna destroy something I help build
It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good
I went through my whole career without ever mentionin' Suge
And that was just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth
And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about
Plus Jake told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef
So I did, I just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth
While he's all over t.v. down talkin' a man who literally saved my life
Like fuck it i understand this is business
And this shit just isn't none of my business
But still knowin' this shit could pop off at any minute cause…"
[Chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, one by one,
We all fall down…like toy soldiers!
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win,
But the battle wages on…for toy soldiers!
"There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme
And wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dyin'
But now it's elevated cause once you put someone's kingdom in it,
The shit gets escalated, it ain't just words no more is it?
It's a different ball game, callin' names and you ain't just rappin'
We actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happenin'
Me and Jake had seat with him, kicked it and had a chat with him
And asked him not to start it he wasn't gonna go after him
Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him
Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it
Meanwhile my attention is pullin' in other directions
Some receptionist at The Source who answers phones at his desk
Has an erection for me and thinks that I'll be his resurrection
Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record
But now he's fucked the game up cause one of the ways I came up
Was through that publication the same one that made me famous
Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothin'
Well fuck it, that motherfucker can get it too, fuck him then
But I'm so busy being pissed off I don't stop to think
That we just inherited 50's beef with Murder Inc.
And he's inherited mine which is fine ain't like either of us mind
We still have soldiers that's on the front line
That's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders
Never to extort us, strictly to show they support us
We'll maybe shout 'em out in a rap or up in a chorus
To show them we love 'em back and let 'em know how important it is
To have Runyan Avenue, soldiers up in our corners
Their loyalty to us is worth more than any award is
But I ain't tryna have none of my people hurt and murdered
It ain't worth it, I can't think of a perfecter way to word it
Then to just say that I love ya'll too much to see the verdict
I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further
But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger man
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at the jaws, well then I can
Cause frankly I'm sick of talkin'
I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscience cause..."
[Chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down…like toy soldiers!
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win,
But the battle wages on…for toy soldiers!
As he ran he took out his AK-47 and started shooting at them. But then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw it…his best buddy Jake was busy taking out one of the Af-cand-ist rebles…but he didn't realize there was one right behind him…about to shoot.
In those 4 seconds he had…everything slowed down for the boy. There was no war…no soldiers…nothing but Jake, and his thoughts…
1…He started running towards him.
2…He was half way there and the soldier was ready to shoot.
3…Finn had jumped from his where he was and lunged at Jake.
4…He was shot.
…
In the 4 seconds it took Finn to jump in front of Jake and get shot…He was thinking of all the times Jake had saved him…he was thinking about all the countless times he failed to ask out P.B.…But most of all…he was thinking about her…
He then lay there…motionless…bullet through his skull…best friend shaking him wildly…and the last thing he saw, before he slipped into unconsciousness…Was his picture of Marceline, burnt on the edges, colors smeared together from heat forming ugly blotches. And her smile.
Blowing in the wind.
…
He didn't want to remember what he lost…maybe that's why he forgot about her…
He didn't want to remember what he lost...that's…why he forgot…
He didn't want to remember what…he lost…
He didn't want to…remember…
He…didn't…want to…
Remember…
Her…
And he didn't remember her…
Or her smile.
Her…one-fanged smile…
Blowing in the wind.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own "Toy Soldiers" by Eminem. -3-
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