1Origami
"How dare you!' she cried, outraged at the indifference of the idiotic person she was married to. "You threw out my origami book! It was brand new, for crying out loud!"
'But look at what I got you!" the stubborn potions master name Severus Snape sulked."I thought it was cute." he started to pout, and then Hermione Granger saw the kitten. Her face softened, and then she knelt down and took the kitten into her arms.
"Who is the cutest little tabby-wabby? You are! Yes you are!" she started to squeak in baby talk to the tiny, fluffy kitten.
"Umm... would you like to know what her name is?" queried Severus.
"Yeah, what did you name her?" responded the now wary Hermione.
"Umm... I named her Missy Elliot.." said the now doomed Severus Snape.