EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!
Battle #3:
Kratos (God of War series)
VS.
(groan)(sigh)
The Care Bears (Care Bears)
BEGIN!
Care Bears: Care Bears Countdown: 3...2...1!
The Countdown's done, it's time for fun!
You're always angry and doing things that are daring
You should stop killing and do some more caring
We always make kids feel better when they feel down
You look like someone put roman clothes on a gay clown
We maybe cute and also maybe cuddly
But, you won't think that when we take down our Roman Buddy.
We're the best to little kids and your just an adult sucker
Now be prepared to "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERF**KER!"
Kratos: (Sigh) I can't believe I'm doing this battle for those fangirls and boys
I got better things to do than rap with you baby toys
I thought I can't be annoyed but you all did it
& Your three movies suck said by the Nostalgia Critic
Me defeating you all will be a piece of art
And I met villains who are more evil than DARKHEARTTTTT!
All your voices are as painful as a wombat
And I'm a special guest in Soul Caliber and Mortal Kombat!
Care Bears: So you think our voices are painful so what? why even bother
We'll make everyone care including your mother and your father
You think your stupid little swords are gonna harm us
We'll beat you so bad you'll be at your local pharmacist
Kratos: (Groan) You know what? SCREW THIS! (Record scratch) (Kratos takes out this swords and starts slashing at the Care Bears and killing them.) DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! LET'S SEE HOW YOU CARE ABOUT THIS! RRAAGGHHH!
(The Care Bears screamed in horror.)
Right from the start, I knew this was a stupid idea. Anyways...
WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE...
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTION!