Rose: HELLO AGAIN!
Neji: how could you let tenten write this?!
Tenten: Cause your my husband and its fun to annoy you!
Rose: who's gonna do the disclaimer!?
Deidara: i'll do it...
Rose: thank you!
Deidara/Disclaimer: Rose-chan does not own naruto or any of the characters. only this story.
20 Ways to Annoy/Piss Neji Hyuuga.
By Tenten Hyuuga.
1.Poke him nonstop.
2.Call him She-man
3.Threaten to shave his head.
4.Set his hair on fire.
5.Tell him that Tenten (me) Kissed Ino
6.Dye his hair purple, pink, blue, green, yellow, orange, or gray.
7.give him a Mohawk
8.have Rock Lee hug him
9.call him the most youthful girl in konoha
10.Have a gay man sneak into his bed when tenten (me) is on a mission.
11.Stuff all of his fan girls in the bathroom before he gets up and keep them in there.
12.Have lee and gai give a speech about youthfulness during training.
13.Push neji into a pool, lake, river, ocean, etc.
14.tell neji tenten is in love with lee
15.pin a sign to his back saying 'Im gay'
16.offer neji a haircut
17.Tell neji that hinata is going out with orochimaru when she's really not.
18.Tell neji he's being sent back to the academy.
19.Break neji's anbu mask.
20.have Lee train neji
and we cant possibly forget the worst one.
#21. NEVER, EVER NEVER! ASK NEJI HYUUGA TO DO THE DISCLAIMER.
Rose: ok, i know its not my best. but anyways, i hope you liked it!