A/N: And so I'm back from outer space. Anyways, A Happy New Year to everyone and this is my gift to all, another LaLu story! Yay me! Hahaha. Okay, I don't know how much chapter this little piece could have since it irritates me to put this in just a one shot. I don't know how to make that work with all my details.

Oh, guys, if any of you there were NejiSaku shippers, I do have a one shot of them. Just click on my profile and have a go. I have to warn you though, because Naruto isn't actually my cup of tea. Please do leave a review on it. The title is Under The Cherry Skies and please do support this story. Thanks!

Disclaimer: It's already 2015 and I still don't own Fairy Tail TT_TT

Chapter 1

"ARGHHHHHHHH!" A piercing shriek echoed through the white corridors, sounds bouncing in each corner of the walls. The seemingly inhumane wailing that sounded like a dinosaur more than a woman made Laxus jump from his seat and stood straight like a military soldier ready to salute. "The deal's off, you bastard! Those thirty babies won't be coming anytime! ARGHHHH!" It was Lucy's feral growl that came from inside the hospital's delivery room.

Laxus flinched in hearing his wife's curses, pace quickening in panic. He put his hand over his forehead then brushed his hair to keep the strands from sticking to his face. And only there that he realized that he's sweating bullets. Damn, why the hell it's so hot? And damn, why on Earthland did the Mother Nature and Father Time decided to conspire with each other to leave him alone in the hospital in this moment in time?! Where was the nakama-ness of their Guild when you need it?

"GRRRRR!" That was it again! Lucy's dangerous guttural sound of combined labored breathing and possible anger towards him erupted.

Laxus can only gulp as he tried to loosen his neck form the collar of his shirt. Never, as in, never in his married life has the idea crossed his mind the thought that dear, sweet, sweet, lovely Lucy could actually roar like a Dragon Slayer. His breath hitched in a sudden epiphany. What if? What if because of this, his sex life would fly away, skyline pigeon fly? That can't be good. But those worries will have to wait because he still has to face one angry Celestial Spirit Mage-turned-Dragon Slayer. One that can probably make Acnologia's growl seemed like a kitten meow.

"It's a boy!" A jovial female voice came from the room followed by the shuffling of footsteps. It was the Obstetrician and the nurses busying in what probably in haste because of the woman throwing major tantrums in the bed-chair thing, whatever that was. Laxus released a breath he never thought he was holding for like five hours since the labor thingy began.

'Thank God! It's a boy!' Laxus mused in…in…in whatever feeling that was where men aspire for a boy as a first child and jumping in God-knows-what joy when they were given one. However, his moment of pondering was stopped short when he heard another pained sound.

"GUHHHH!" Lucy heaved, clearly in pain. It was then followed by a sound akin to something breaking. Was that freaking normal?!

"What's that?! Lucy? Lucy!" Laxus repeatedly pounded the door that almost made it broke from its hinges. Damn this infernal wooden excuse of a covering!

"It's another boy!" Another announcement came from the panic-strained voice of the doctor.

"You have got to be kidding me!" Lucy shouted, incredulous.

"Thank God, it's a b-…Wait what?" The blond man suddenly stopped from pounding the doors and for a scope of ten whole seconds, he was lost in thought and staring in space, unnoticing the loud shuffling noises inside the room and the happy proclamations of 'Twins! Twins!'

"Wait, Oh, My God! There's another one!" The doctor exclaimed.

"Another one?!" Laxus snapped back into reality. They've got not one, not two, but three! They've got three-freaking-triplets!

"What the hell!" Lucy shrieked. "Remember this, Laxus! No more sex for you or I swear to God, I'll definitely cut your…ARGHHHH!...with Cancer's scissors!" And that was it, today, August 1, Year X795 for the sex life of this proud man's ego. No. More. Alone. Time. With. Mrs. Dreyar.

"And that was how, you three little monsters, were born." Laxus finished the story to his two sons and one daughter. "Now, go and wake Mommy up." He chuckled as he lay back on the bed and took note of his surroundings.

It has been six years since these three little monsters were born and finally, he was able to pay all of his debt after buying this filthy rich ass mansion called Dreyar Konzern, formerly known as Heartfilia. Yes, Dreyar and not Heartfilia because, if he might admit, his ego won't permit that his surname won't be posted in bold high letters in those gates.

He's not being delusional, it's real and it had taken a whole lot of S-Class missions to regain his money and keep this place in tiptop shape, plus providing for his family. He sighed. And for that, he was quite thankful. At least, he was able to avoid the position of Guild Master. That position pays low and requires too many meetings with old people. It sincerely made him regret the decision to take over Fairy Tail. He might not admit it but thank Mavis, Natsu stopped him from his own demise.

"Mommy! Mommy! Wakey! Wakey!" A tiny voice woke Lucy from her beauty sleep. Come on, she needed the rest because last night she was hell-bent on preparing for her triplets' sixth birthday and Laxus didn't even give the charity of a helping hand. A chorus of giggles followed.

Then the shuffling of their bed sheets.

Then the vicious nudging of her shoulder.

Who knew her six-year olds would be this strong. And her patience finally snapped when her head bobbed up and down as the series of chuckles escalated to three jumping voices.

"Good morning, beautiful." There, staring back at her was Laxus. The handsome bastard was grinning from ear to ear.

"Good morning, too." She greeted her husband back as both of them sat up.

"Happy Birthday to you, three!" She laughed despite the obvious fatigue she received yesterday and was rewarded by the hugs from her triplets.

"Gotcha!" Laxus followed and hugged the four of them in his large arms and setting them back into the bed. He then proceeded to tickle the six-year old life out of his three angels.

"Stop it!" Luke, the one wearing the blue pajama protested in-between laughter.

"Daddy, stop it!" Lucas, the one wearing the red pajama set followed, trying to protect his tummy from Daddy's Lightning Dragon's tickle.

"Mommy!" The tiny voice that woke her up, just a while ago started, giggling. She was panting and her pink pajama and blond hair were both in disarray.

"Serves you right for waking me up." Lucy crossed her arms and pretended to be upset. She huffed at her daughter, teasing.

"But Mommy! Daddy is…Daddy is…hahahaha" Laxus started to assault her tummy again with tickles.

"No, Lucia." Lucy pouted.

"I'm sorry, Mommy! Please save me!" Lucia pouted and the sight of her blue eyes made Lucy's resolve weak.

"Okay, fine." Lucy then wrapped her arms around Laxus' neck and tried to bring him down to the bed, grinning and laughing.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Laxus pretended to be hurt which earned him shouts of triumphs from his children.

"Yay! Mommy wins!" All three cheered in unison.

"Okay, okay, that's enough. We still need to prepare." Laxus stopped everyone from their playing. Wow, who knew Laxus Dreyar, powerful man in all sense of the word, was the first one to actually stop a commotion breaking. It was on big leap of a career move.

"Go on now, kids! Everyone in Fairy Tail is waiting for us!" Lucy urged.

"Yay! Fairy Tail!" All three cheered, jumped out of bed and ran towards the door.

"Kids! Remember what I told you. No running on the hallways!" Laxus promptly ordered only for it to fell in deaf ears. He could swear that those children were too fast for their age. He just sighed, shook his head and gaze at his wife. "Okay, wife can I get my breakfast now?" He wiggled his eyebrows as he grinned. Lucy seemed to have pondered it for a while.

"Hmm…I would prefer it to be a dinner." She chuckled at his sudden defeated look. "For now, an appetizer would have to do." The blonde then stood out of bed and kissed him in the lips. "Come on. I don't want to be late for my own children's birthday." And another giggle escaped her lips as Laxus groaned.

"Always the children…tsk" Lucy heard his grumbling as she sauntered towards the bathroom to soak herself in the relaxing Jacuzzi.

"Are you coming or not, husband?" She turned her head, smiling oh so suggestively. Laxus smirked as he jumped out of bed and land with a soft thud in front of his wife.