You Must Be Insane If

by Cynicism and Happiness

you may enjoy this if you liked "10 Ways to Annoy HP Characters", written by myself. If you formerly saw this story under Hands of Death, one of those hands is myself. Simple transfer. Read...reflect...try a few if you wish

1. Chapter 1

10 Ways to Know You Read Too Much Harry Potter

1) When you get a bad grade in chem, you look at it, slap your forehead and yell, "MERLIN'S PANTS!"

2) You accidentally call the class bully, "Malfoy."

3) When late for class and desperate, you close your eyes and try to Apparate into the room.

4) In a funfair "House of Horror", when startled by a stuffed scarecrow next to you that represents the Grim Reaper, you think of the happiest memory with your eyes shut tight and shout, "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"

5) You try to Disarm the person who just stole your notes from Latin class with a pencil and fictitious incantation.

6) You deliberately drop dry ice into water and food coloring during chem just to create that spooky effect; you then mutter, "A silver vapor should be rising from the potion."

7) You ask to take Parseltongue as your foreign language.

8) You scare your teacher by hissing at him; when he asks what's wrong, you pretend that you thought he spoke Parseltongue.

9) You try to levitate random people by directing your writing utensil at them and thinking Levicorpus!

10) You mistake the ivy on your stone wall for the Devil's Snare.

No joke, I've done more than a few of these.