Okay, I was really bored and felt like something funny, and this is the
first thing to pop into my head. It's not funny, but I don't care. Nothing
I write is in any way a reflection of my beliefs. Despite all appearances,
I am not a drug/ alcohol addicted nutcase. Enjoy, don't enjoy, I really
don't care, as long as it is reviewed.
Max: You know Logan, you're really boring this season. Screw you, I'm gonna get it on with Zack.
Logan: You mean Farmboy? How could you?
Max: I still like you, but I fell in love with a rich liberal white guy, not some dude who thinks he's cool and flirts with any piece of tail that comes along.
Logan: That's not very nice.
Max: Well the truth hurts.
**Enter Bling and Herbal**
Max: Where the hell were you guys?
Herbal: Well we went on a cross-country tour on our Harley Davidson and picked up some tough chicks.
Bling: We were gonna invite you, but that oaf said we couldn't.
Max: Logan, you don't run my life. If I want to get drunk and freeze my ass off, I have that right. You're not my father.
Logan: I'm old enough to be.
Max: Zack's more interesting then you. Long live cowboys!! **Cowboys and Angels (by Garth Brooks) starts playing**
Logan: What the Hell is that??? I prefer hardcore metal myself. Besides, you can't be with Zack, Mr. Sink A Boat says we're going to end up together.
Max: Yeah well, he had better have a good excuse for this season! Hopefully he fell down some stairs and his head got shoved up his ass. it's the only reasonable explanation. Plus, Fox is conspiring to kill us all. one more preempt and this season won't be over until at least December of 2003.
Anyways, Mr. Help Me, I'm Desperate For A Show Of My Own and Mr. What's-his-face. Eglee, Eggly, Egghead. yeah that's the one. aren't here so. NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!!
Logan: Fine, I'm taking this up with the Author.
Psycho Goddess finds herself in the land of terrible endings..
Psycho Goddess: This better be good, I was just discussing my choice of bedroom decorations. I'm telling you, padded walls are IN this season.
Logan: Whatever. Are Max and I gonna be together?
Psycho Goddess: That depends.. My name isn't James Cameron, or anything else involved with the show, so I don't know. And considering how stupid you two are this season, I don't care. So there! You just lost the biggest shipper ever.** well not really, but refer to the AN at the top**
Logan: Fine, then I get Asha.
Psycho Goddess**looks embarrassed**: Well, she pretty busy right now. I told her that she has to tame a wild boar by 5 o'clock tonight.
Logan: You did WHAT???
Psycho Goddess: Well, I was running low on food for all my fluffy pink bunnies.
Max, Herbal and Bling: Hey.. You forgot about us!!!!
Psycho Goddess: No I didn't. Trust me, ignoring you guys is intentional. Now if yo'll excuse me, I'm wanted in my good fic..
Max**wearing angel outfit. You know, wings, hale, harp, white gown...**: Well, I'm going to visit Ben. The Blue Lady's a friend of his you know. It's ironic. did you know that she's the Queen of Angels? I'm her little princess. **flies away**
As much as I wish I could blame this on drugs, alcohol or some other substance that impairs judgment, but I'm sober and don't do drugs so. go figure!!!
Max: You know Logan, you're really boring this season. Screw you, I'm gonna get it on with Zack.
Logan: You mean Farmboy? How could you?
Max: I still like you, but I fell in love with a rich liberal white guy, not some dude who thinks he's cool and flirts with any piece of tail that comes along.
Logan: That's not very nice.
Max: Well the truth hurts.
**Enter Bling and Herbal**
Max: Where the hell were you guys?
Herbal: Well we went on a cross-country tour on our Harley Davidson and picked up some tough chicks.
Bling: We were gonna invite you, but that oaf said we couldn't.
Max: Logan, you don't run my life. If I want to get drunk and freeze my ass off, I have that right. You're not my father.
Logan: I'm old enough to be.
Max: Zack's more interesting then you. Long live cowboys!! **Cowboys and Angels (by Garth Brooks) starts playing**
Logan: What the Hell is that??? I prefer hardcore metal myself. Besides, you can't be with Zack, Mr. Sink A Boat says we're going to end up together.
Max: Yeah well, he had better have a good excuse for this season! Hopefully he fell down some stairs and his head got shoved up his ass. it's the only reasonable explanation. Plus, Fox is conspiring to kill us all. one more preempt and this season won't be over until at least December of 2003.
Anyways, Mr. Help Me, I'm Desperate For A Show Of My Own and Mr. What's-his-face. Eglee, Eggly, Egghead. yeah that's the one. aren't here so. NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!!!!
Logan: Fine, I'm taking this up with the Author.
Psycho Goddess finds herself in the land of terrible endings..
Psycho Goddess: This better be good, I was just discussing my choice of bedroom decorations. I'm telling you, padded walls are IN this season.
Logan: Whatever. Are Max and I gonna be together?
Psycho Goddess: That depends.. My name isn't James Cameron, or anything else involved with the show, so I don't know. And considering how stupid you two are this season, I don't care. So there! You just lost the biggest shipper ever.** well not really, but refer to the AN at the top**
Logan: Fine, then I get Asha.
Psycho Goddess**looks embarrassed**: Well, she pretty busy right now. I told her that she has to tame a wild boar by 5 o'clock tonight.
Logan: You did WHAT???
Psycho Goddess: Well, I was running low on food for all my fluffy pink bunnies.
Max, Herbal and Bling: Hey.. You forgot about us!!!!
Psycho Goddess: No I didn't. Trust me, ignoring you guys is intentional. Now if yo'll excuse me, I'm wanted in my good fic..
Max**wearing angel outfit. You know, wings, hale, harp, white gown...**: Well, I'm going to visit Ben. The Blue Lady's a friend of his you know. It's ironic. did you know that she's the Queen of Angels? I'm her little princess. **flies away**
As much as I wish I could blame this on drugs, alcohol or some other substance that impairs judgment, but I'm sober and don't do drugs so. go figure!!!