I do not own American Horror Story: Apocalypse.
I want to be somebody else but sometimes I feel like Madison on the inside. Confession.
Stupid Bitch
Nobody ever sang any stupid songs to me to heal my broken little heart.
Stupid bitch.
Madison Montgomery never needed anyone to sing her any stupid songs to bring her back to stupid health.
And they didn't either.
No. She just got ressurected by somebody she was pretty sure was the AntiChrist . . .
Looks pompous and gay as shit in that stupid costume. Queer Eye for the Magical Guy.
. . . and then everybody just kind of shrugged and said 'oh look, Madison's here too' and fawned over stupid, fat, fried chicken Queenie and stupid, smelly, hippie Misty Day and her stupid White Witch with the voice like somebody being screwed on top of a paint mixer.
But did anyone ever celebrate her?
Just her?
No.
Not one damn person.
Not that she needed them too.
Cordelia had hugged her.
But Madison was pretty sure it was just because Cordelia was freaking out and would have hugged pretty much anybody at that point.
Even her.
I still remember how you treated me, bitch. And I don't forgive and I sure as hell don't forget either.
And now, with the bird warbler in there making all the sentimental little cunts cry and the witches too, Cordelia had summoned her . . .
Get out of my head, bitch, I'm screwing Channing Tatum's brains out on a pool table.
. . . for a top secret special secret mission . . .
Are you kidding me?
. . . and was even sending along . . .
You know I'm just going to cut his dick off right? Assuming he still even has one.
. . . a gay little warlock chaperone . . .
I'm going full 'Driving Miss Daisy' on your ass, baby.
. . . with her . . .
Just send me back to Hell already.
. . . to California of all places.
Ugh. Fresh air.
And the funny thing was . . .
You are even blinder now that you have eyes. God.
. . . they didn't even expect her to betray them . . .
Stupid bitch.
. . . or anything.
Whatever.
I have never considered writing for Mad Madison (winks at DinahRay cackling in the distance) Montgomery.
Ever.
But this screamed at me.
So I hope you enjoyed.
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