Love Confession
Chrysolite Heart
Ok, so basically this is just sort of a one-shot between Kagome and Miroku. The whole idea is for humor though, so…I don't own Inuyasha, now enjoy!
"Um…Kagome, could I see you for a moment?" Miroku asked Kagome tentatively as their group sat around their picnic lunch. All heads turned to glance at Miroku curiously. Inuyasha and Sango especially, Kagome raised an eyebrow.
"What for?" she asked as she took a bite out of the rice ball she was holding. She chewed hungrily as Miroku answered.
"Ah…nothing really, there's just a certain matter I want to discuss with you. Is that alright?" Miroku replied, starting to get up. Before Kagome could answer, Inuyasha jumped in.
"Hey, what're you getting up for? Anything you can say to Kagome you can say to us right?" Inuyasha demanded. Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes. She set down her rice ball and smiled kindly at Miroku, deciding to ignore Inuyasha.
"Yes of course, where would you like to go?" Kagome responded. Miroku smiled gratefully to her and then apologetically at Inuyasha. Kagome gave Inuyasha a sharp look that made him sit down, he wasn't happy but it was something. Inuyasha muttered to himself as he slurped up his bowl of ramen, one eye on his food and one eye watching Kagome and Miroku walk off a bit. Sango was also watching Miroku lead Kagome off, half curiously, half suspiciously.
Miroku eventually came to halt after leading Kagome away from their camp a bit. They had walked into the forest, and, although not far in, they were far enough so that trees were covering them from any passing eyes. Kagome stopped and then looked at Miroku curiously.
"Well, you said you wanted to discuss something, what is it?" Kagome asked patiently. She saw Miroku fidget a bit and wondered what could be making the monk so nervous. Eventually, Miroku took Kagome's hands in his and looked into her eyes.
"Lady Kagome, I've never felt this way about anyone before. Please, will you bear my children?" Miroku said earnestly. Kagome was just about to laugh and pull her hands away when she noticed the serious expression on Miroku's face. It wasn't the same as the one he had had when he had last asked her this question. It puzzled her and she paused, recollecting her thoughts and wondering how to answer him.
Inuyasha watched as the two walked into the forest. He couldn't stand to have them out of his sight and not knowing what they were up to. Quickly he made an excuse to leave. Sango dismissed him casually, she was obviously caught up in her own thoughts about what could be going on, but unlike Inuyasha, she wasn't nosy enough to go over there and find out. Whether that was a good thing or a bad thing, one couldn't tell as Inuyasha headed towards the direction Kagome and Miroku had went. When he got close enough to smell each of their scents clearly he jumped up into a high tree where he got a clear view of two. He found himself growling when he caught sight of Miroku holding Kagome's hands in his. What surprised him even more was that Kagome did not shake him off. In his curiosity he leaned forwards a bit so that he could hear. It was then that he heard Miroku's question. Although it was a regular question, he could tell that Miroku was serious and nearly fell of the branch he was sitting on…until he did.
Kagome hesitated before trying to pull her hands out of Miroku's nervously.
"Um…why don't we sit down and discuss this," Kagome said after a pause. Suddenly there was a loud thud beside them and a muffled groan. Kagome jumped back and let out a bit of a surprised scream. She quickly put her hand over her mouth. Miroku stood in front of her to protect her but the figure didn't move. They approached it slowly. Suddenly the figure leaped up in a cloud of dust.
"Inuyasha?" both Kagome and Miroku squeaked in recognition. Kagome out of relief and Miroku out of terror. Miroku cleared his throat.
"Say, how long have you been here?" Miroku asked with a weary smile. Inuyasha glared daggers at Miroku. Without a word, Tetsuiga was drawn. Miroku backed down a bit and glanced between Kagome and Inuyasha, begging Kagome to save him. But at the moment Kagome was too stunned to do anything.
"Now, now, Inuyasha, I'm sure we can talk this over, right?" Miroku tried to reason.
"Aaaah!" Inuyasha yelled as he ran towards Miroku at full speed, Tetsuiga swung over his shoulder.
"Lady Kagome…?" Miroku said tentatively. Still, Kagome didn't respond. Hoping to live until tomorrow, Miroku did the only thing he could. He ran.
"Aaaaah! Somebody save me!" Miroku cried desperately, running for his own dear life. Inuyasha was on his tail.
"If you even think about trying a stunt like that I'll rip you into pieces, you hear me?!" Inuyasha yelled after him. The chase continued around the area and eventually came into view of Sango, Kirara and Shippou who sat watching curiously. Sango shook her head with a sigh and went back to her food calmly. Kirara looked at her owner and then the circus act before him. She made a bit of a shrug with her shoulders and meowed and then her back on the pair. Only Shippou continued to watch with curiosity. After a moment he blinked his eyes several times and glanced at Sango.
"Do you think we should give some medicine?" Shippou questioned. Sango smiled in an amused way and shook her head.
"No, they'll be fine after a couple more hours of that," Sango replied calmly, gesturing towards a now crying Miroku and gleeful but angry Inuyasha. Shippou nodded in understanding.
Meanwhile, Kagome continued to stand in the forest, in the same position they had left her. She stood there, with her hands still up as if Miroku were still holding them and her body frozen. After a few moments she blinked rapidly, looked around at her surroundings, a crazy Inuyasha chasing a desperate Miroku and Sango, Shippou and Kirara all still sitting at the picnic blanket calmly eating their food, she wondered what in the world just happened here?
A/N:
Ok, so it wasn't that funny, not something you could actually laugh at. But it was at least humorous, right? I think it could've been better written I just couldn't think of any ideas to write in. Ah well…tell me what you think and thank-you in advance to anyone who reviews (which will be everyone, right?)!