Some Crazy Agent
Howdy! ;D This is basically a fic about what would happen if I became a TUFF agent! ;) It will have multiple chapters, so if you like this fic then make sure to come back when it's updated!
The Chief was looking over my resume, though due to his small stature he had to stand right on the paper.
"Hmm... Okay, Miss CPG. It looks like everything on this resume is in order. And with what you showed in the streets, beating up that bank robber, I think you could be TUFF material!" he decided.
"Really? So that means I got the job?" I said excitedly. I tried to hide my obvious excitement, to no avail I guessed from his amused face.
"Yep. Keswick!" he called. At his call Keswick came running in.
"Yes? What is it, Cheh-cheh-Chief?" he asked, all out of breath. I couldn't help but smile at that.
"Show CPG here down to wherever Agent Puppy and Agent Katswell are training. Tell them that this human is the new recruit, and THEY have to show her the ropes!" Chief ordered. Keswick nodded in response, and took my hand, dragging me to an elevator.
Once inside the elevator, Keswick pressed the button for the break room. He must have noticed my confusion, because he started to explain.
"Around this time Agent Puppy and Agent Katswell take a break from truh-truh-training" he said. I nodded, showing that I understood.
After that it got kind of awkward, probably due to the fact that Keswick had a fear of girls.
After wracking my brain, I finally found something to break the awkward.
"So, what species are you?" I asked. His eyes sort of glazed over, and I could tell I had said the wrong thing.
"I don't know" he said simply. I thought fast.
"Well, whatever it is. I think it's cool" I complimented. He smiled a little at that.
"Well... Thanks, Agent CPG" he said. I blushed and nodded, but I felt that 'Agent' CPG was too formal.
"Please, call me CPG" I offered. He just nodded at that.
At this point the elevator opened, to reveal Kitty and Dudley arguing over a jelly donut.
"But Dudley! You got the last one two days ago! It's mine!" Kitty snapped.
"But YOU got the last chocolate chip cookie yesterday! It's MINE!" Dudley put back. As the fight continued, an idea formed in my head.
"Hey, Keswick. Do you think you can distract Dudley and Kitty while I sneak the jelly donut?" I whispered to the genius. He grinned and nodded happily.
Keswick walked to the two, while I slunk to the ground and started to crawl towards the box.
"Say, you two. Have you meh-meh-met the new recruit?" I heard him ask. I got behind the table, opposite of Kitty and Dudley, whose backs were turned.
"No. Why? Where are they?" Kitty asked. I smirked as I lifted the donut and started to quietly eat it.
"Well, you can turn around" Keswick said slyly.
"What?" Kitty and Dudley whispered at the same time. They turned around, and spotted me eating the donut.
"Hey!" the two shouted in perfect unison. Keswick and I cracked up. But how could you not?
"Guys, this is CPG. She's our new agent" Keswick said once we had calmed down.
"Nice to meet you, except for the fact that you're eating the last donut" Dudley said, sticking out his paw. Deciding that it was as good as it would get under the circumstances, I shook his paw.
"Yeah, I agree with Dudley" Kitty said. I giggled slightly.
"Anyway, Chief wants me to inform you two that you will be reh-reh-responsible for training her" Keswick told them.
"That should be fun!" Dudley said excitedly, bouncing up and down a little. Kitty and I laughed.
"Well, you seem to be un-un-under control. I'll just get back to my lab" Keswick said, chuckling a little. He then went back inside the elevator, leaving me alone with Kitty and Dudley.
Okay. To be perfectly honest. I may end up with Keswick at some point. I'm a Keswick fangirl, sue me.