Disclaim: I don't own the show or the song ( Flavor of The
Week by American Hi Fi.) I hope you like, cause I'm working on a sequel. Enjoy.
She paints her nails
And she don't know
He's got her best friend on the phone
She'll wash her her
His dirty clothes are all he gives to
her
And he's got posters on the wall
Of all the girls he wish she was
And he means everything to her
Her boyfriend
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned
Nintendo
I wish that i could make her see
She's just the flavor of the week
It's friday night
She's all alone
He's a million miles away
And she's dressed to kill
The TV's on
He's connected to the sound
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the girls he's loved before
And she knows all his favortie songs
Her boyfriend
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned
Nintendo
I wish that i could make her see
She's just the flavor of the week
Her boyfriend
He don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned
He's too sonted
He's too stoned
He's too stoned
Her boyfriend
He don't know
Anything about her, needs
Too stoned
Nintendo
I wish that i could make her see
She's just the flavor of the week
Yeah she's just the flavor of the week
She makes me weak
Clu sighed and turned off the
radio. Why did he have to go to that mall to buy Fi's birthday present?
" You ok, Clu?" Fi
asked.
' Fine, except for the fact I
just found out your boyfriend is two timing jerk.' Clu thought. He looked at
Fi. " Uh, nothing, just a bit preoccupied over something I saw at the
mall."
" Ok." Fi said. She
looked back down at her laptop and smiled.
' Why'd I have to see him ith
that other girl?' Clu thought. He looked at Fi who was looking at her watch.
" Ooh, gotta get ready for
my date." Fi said standing up. She walked out of the room. She came back a
few minutes later and held up a couple shirts. " Which one?"
" Black." Clu said.
" Fi, I really need to tell you something."
" Can it wait?" Fi
asked looking at her watch.
" Not really." Clu
said.
" Then talk." Fi said
sitting down.
" Um, see... Well, what do
you want for your birthday?" Clu asked chickening out.
Fi gave him a weird look. "
Ok, I don't see why that couldn't wait, but you don't have to give me anything.
But if you really want to... I'm not gonna stop you."
Fi smiled at Clu and walked out
of the room.
" How do I look?" Fi
asked going into the guys' room.
" Bad, really bad."
Jack answered not looking up from his comic.
Fi rolled her eyes and looked at
Carey and Clu.
Carey nodded, not really looking
at her.
Fi looked at Clu and raised an
eyebrow.
" You look fine." Clu
said.
" Thanks." Fi said
walking out of the room. " Now I have to change."
" Why?" Carey asked.
" Because I got a bad, a
nod and a fine." Fi called walking down the hall.
A few minutes later she came
back.
" Better?" Fi asked.
" Great." Carey said.
" Perfect ten." Clu
added.
" Lame." Jack said.
" Thanks, Jack. I
appreciate that." Fi said sarcastically. " Do I really look ok?"
" Fi, you look..."
Carey started.
" Fi! Craig's here!"
Annie shouted.
Clu ran his fingers through his
hair, trying not to go punch the guy out.
Fi turned around and walked out
of the room.
" Jealous?" Carey
asked Clu.
" No." Clu answered
lamely.
Jack looked at Clu. " Do
you have a crush on Fi?"
" No." Clu repeated
nodding.
Carey laughed. Jack shook his
head in disbelief and looked back at the comic.
" Ok, is it just me or is
Craig kinda weird?" Annie asked from the doorway.
Clu mumbled something under his
breath.
" What was that?"
Annie asked.
" Clu's just jealous."
Jack said.
" I'm not jealous."
Clu said, defensively. " Ever heard that song Flavor of the Week?"
Jack and Carey looked confused.
Annie widened her eyes, "
You mean Craig's chating on Fi?"
Clu nodded.
" Wait a minute, how do you
know?" Jack asked.
" I saw him at the mall
with another girl." Clu answered.
" Whoa, when are you gonna
tell her?" Carey asked.
" I'm not." Clu said.
" If one of you..."
" No!" They all
shouted.
" You're the one that saw
it." Annie pointed out.
" Um, is there some huge
secret that I'm not in on?" Fi asked.
It was that night and they were
all watching a movie.
" No." Clu said,
quickly.
Fi looked at him. She could tell
he was hiding something. " Clu, you are a very bad liar. What's up with
you guys?"
They all exchanged looks. "
Nothing."
" Ok, Fi, I really am
beginning to think that your friends and brother don't like me." Craig
said.
" Jack doesn't like anybody
I go out with. And I don't know what's up with the others. They've been
acting really
weird the last couple of days." Fi said. " Just give them some
time."
" Clu, tell me what is
going on, right now." Fi demanded.
" Nothing is going
on." Clu lied.
" Can you look me in the
eyes and say that?" Fi asked.
Clu avoided her eyes.
" Well, that's a definite
no." Fi said. " So what's going on?"
" Ok. See, I, well..."
Clu started.
" Clu, you're
mumbling." Fi said.
" Craig is a liar."
Clu said not looking her in the eyes.
" What?" Fi asked.
" I saw him at the mall
with another girl." Clu continued.
" Liar!" Fi shouted.
" Me?" Clu asked.
Fi stormed out of the room and
then the bus.
" Fi!" Clu called
after her. " Fiona!"
" Troubles?" Carey
asked.
" No, I'm doing just great
except I just lost my best friend." Clu said.
' I can't believe this.' Fi
thought to herself walking to the food court of the mall. ' Why would Clu say
something like that?'
She saw Craig sitting alone at a
table and walked over.
" Craig, hi." Fi said.
Craig looked up in shock. "
Wh..What are you doing here?"
" Well, it's a mall, there's
stores... you do the math." Fi said. " Plus, Clu and I got into a
little fight."
" Uh, huh." Craig said
looking around nervously.
" Sorry 'bout that, Craig.
I had to take that call." A girl said from behind. She looked at Fi.
" Who are you?"
" Who are you?" Fi
asked. They both looked at Craig.
" Uh... well this is
cozy." Craig muttered.
" Oh my... Clu was
right." Fi said. " You are... ugh!"
Fi turned on her heel and
started to walk away.
" Fi, wait..." Craig
said.
Fi turned around. " Ok,
now's time for your clever defense... Make it quick, I don't have all
day."
Craig widened his eyes in
surprise. He definately hadn't been expecting her to be so witty. " Well,
I'm, uh, sorry."
" Sorry?" Fi asked.
" Right and that's magically gonna heal everything."
Fi turned back around and walked
away, Craig watching behind her.
Clu knocked on the door.
Fi remained silent and through
another dart at the dartboard which now had a picture of Craig.
Clu opened the door and ducked
as a dart flew over his head and into the wall in the hallway.
" Well, I knew you were
mad, but you don't have to kill me..." Clu started.
" You were right." Fi
cut in.
Clu sat down next to her. "
I wish I wasn't."
" Yeah right, Clu. You love
being right." Fi said.
" Yeah, but I don't like
seeing you upset." Clu said. " Cause when you're upset I miss that
famous Fiona Phillips smile."
Fi blushed and shook her head.
" Clu, you totally and completely crazy."
" Why's that?" Clu
asked.
Fi shrugged and threw another
dart at the wall. " You're getting blamed for that."
" What?" Clu asked.
" It's the least you can
do." Fi said not smiling at all.
" Fine." Clu said. He
wrapped his arm around Fi. " I really am sorry."
" Me too." Fi said.
" Did everybody know?"
" Yeah, pretty much."
Clu said. " They didn't actually see it, but they did know."
" Oh." Fi said.
" So, did you tell him
off?" Clu asked.
" Yeah right." Fi
said. " I wanted to, but I was afraid I'd breakdown. And no way am I ever
gonna let a guy see me cry."
" I've seen you cry."
Clu pointed out.
" Well, you're
different." Fi said. " You're my best friend and I trust you. And I
know you'll never keep anything from me... again."
Clu looked away.
" What?" Fi asked.
" Nothing." Clu said
looking back at her. " Just trying to, uh, figure out the perfect birthday
present."
" Liar." Fi said.
" So, do you want me to go
over to Craig's and beat him up or something?" Clu asked.
" Yeah, sure. Go right
ahead. But I get to watch." Fi smiled slightly.
" Oh, I saw that
smile." Clu said.
Fi turned her head away.
Clu turned her head to face his.
Fi rolled her eyes and smiled.
" So what are you hiding?"
" Wouldn't you like to
know?" Clu asked.
" I think you owe it to
me." Fi pointed out.
" You're gonna use this
against me for the rest of your life, aren't you?" Clu asked.
Fi smiled mischievously.
Clu laughed and pushed the hair
away from Fi's eyes. He looked into her eyes and leaned in and kissed her.
Fi widened her eyes in surprise.
' Did that really just happen?'
" Ok, I really don't know
why... I mean, I didn't mean... I mean, sorry." Clu mumbled. Fi continued
o just look at him in surprise. " Ok, then I'll be going."
Clu walked out of the room
passing Annie on the way.
" Watch it, Clu."
Annie complained as Clu bumped into her. Annie walked into the room and saw
Fi's state of shock. " I assume he told you?"
" Uh, huh." Fi
answered nodding slightly.
" Are you ok?" Annie
asked.
" Absolutely perfect."
Fi nswered, walking out of the room.
Annie watched after her with a
weird look on her face.
" Clu, we need to
talk." Fi said going into the guys' room.
" I don't think so."
Clu answered looking at his comic.
" I do." Fi grabbed
the comic from him and sat down.
" Hey, I was just getting
to the good part." Clu complained.
" Yeah, yeah, yeah. That
can wait." Fi smiled.
Clu looked away.
" Hey, where's tha famous
Clu Bell smile?" Fi asked.
" Are you mocking me?"
Clu asked looking at her, smiling.
" Maybe." Fi answered.
" Wanna do something about it?"
" Yeah, but I don't have a
squirtgun or water balloon, so..." Clu started.
Fi nodded, " Of course. So,
I was thinking, for my birthday party, Craig was going to be my date, but,
well... So I need a date and I can't think of anyone better than you."
" Wait a minute, are you
asking me out?" Clu asked.
Fi thought for a minute. "
Yeah, I guess I am."
" Well, I think I'm
supposed to do the asking." Clu said.
" Well, go right ahead
Romeo." Fi said smiling.
Clu laughed. " Fiona
Phillips, would you let me be your date to your party?" Clu asked
seriously. " And might I add just how beautiful you look."
" Flattery will get you
everywhere, Cluett Bell." Fi smiled. " And yes, I would love for you
to be my date."
" Ok, this is the best
birthday party ever." Fi said smiling at Clu.
" You're not even the least
bit upset about Craig?" Clu asked.
" Craig who?" Fi
asked.
" Exactly." Clu said
laughing. You know, I always wanted to go out with a sixteen year old."
" Really?" Fi asked.
" Yeah, although at that
time I was fourteen and had a thing for older women, but..." Clu trailed
off.
" So now you're going for
the younger women?" Fi asked.
Clu shrugged. " Well, I
guess so."
Fi smiled. " Good."
" Who said anything about
you?" Clu asked.
Fi stuck out her lower lip and
batted her eyes at him.
" Oh stop that. I was
talking about you." Clu said.
From the other side of the yard,
Annie and Carey were watching.
" They make such a cute
couple." Annie said.
" Yeah." Carey agreed.
" Uh, oh. Here comes trouble..."
" Fi." A guy said from
behind.
Fi turned around and stopped
smiling. " What are you doing here, Craig?"
" Well, you never uninvited
me." Craig pointed out. " Plus we have to talk." He looked at
Clu. " Alone."
" Anything you have to say
to me, you can say in front of Clu." Fi said. " You have one
minute."
" Look, that girl, she was
an ex-girlfriend. She meant nothing. Absolutely nothing and I really like you.
We should try to at least work things out." Craig said.
" Yeah, maybe you're
right." Fi said. Clu looked at her in shock. " Let me get you some
punch."
Fi got a cup of punch and poured
it over his head.
" You know, I think I'll do
the same." Clu punched him.
Ned came over and looked at his
son. " What's going on?"
" It's ok, Mr. B. These
guys were just playing around." Fi looked at Craig. " Right?"
Craig nodded and walked away
defeated.
Ned walked away.
" Thanks." Clu said.
" No problem. You can't lie
anyways." Fi said.
" Good point." Clu
said. " So, I was thinking, there are only a few weeks till I go back to college
so..."
Fi nodded. " Clu, just shut
up and kiss me."
The End!!
