Now that three creepy brothers are dead, and Cloud is back...What do I do? I don't want to go back to Wutai. They're finally standing on their own, my father, he's become their leader. Well I wouldn't say leader, someone they look up to, and respect. I should probably go back, and see if the kids have returned. I remember when they disapeared, everyone was in a panic. People cried,"Leviathan has punished us!" I knew who it was all along...Well, no, not really. I had a feeling it wasn't good though. If that counts for something. I don't want to go back because, my house reeks of cat pee. If I stayed with my Dad, he would always lecture me on how I disgrace the Kisaragi name. How I should be more like him. How I shouldn't steal. How I should dress and of course, my most favorite one: How to properly fight. He doesn't think I'm a good ninja. I beat him once, how many times do I have to prove myself to him?

"Yuffie."

I mean, I helped save the world, not once but twice! Well the second time was Cloud, but I was there in case he couldn't handle it.

"Yuffie?"

I would've taken him down easily if Cloud wasn't always such a royal pain. Men are such pains!I can't believe that stupid sexist cat! And that stupid sexist old man! Who do they think they are? Oh wait, that's right, they think they're mister macho men! Just wait, I'll show them. I'm not just a girl, I'm Yuffie Kisaragi, the best theiving ninja on the planet!

"Yuffie!"

"Yeah!...Huh?...Oh...What? She didn't realize by now, that everyone was now looking at her.

"Is everything okay?"Tifa asked her in a steady slow voice.

"Yeah, why?" Yuffie was now recieving spooked expressions from everyone.

"Well...You've been sort of...Quiet." Tifa was still talking toYuffie as if shewas going crazy.

"Oh, it's nothing. I've just been thinking, that's all." Yuffie nodded her head in reassurance that she was alright. Geez what's with these people? I go off in Yuffie Land for a split second and everyone is looking at me as if I'm wearing a banana suit or something, speaking of bananas. She began to think about her favorite dessert that she had recieved in Costa Del Sol. It was a hot day and all she had on was apurple bikini, she was trying to get a tan but unfortunatley, all she could get was a sunburn. She forgot about the sun screen. She remember walking around looking for a bar so she could get something to drink. She spotted an ice cream parlor, it was obviously new. The man asked her to taste test a banana split that he had just made. It was the best dessert ever. Until the man asked her to pay up. She became furious and stole a shiny materia that caught her attention. She of course left Costa Del Sol so she wouldn't get caught.

"Yuffie..."

Yuffie looked up with drool edging the corner of her lips, she sucked it in,"Yeah..."

"...You're doing it again..." It was Vincent who said in his usual mono tone.

Yuffie Looked up,"What? Why is everyone being so---I'm just thinking, that's all!"

Vincent shrugged,"Then think here by yourself, everyone else has left for the Shera..."

Yuffie dropped her jaw,"Whaaat? They were going to leave me?"

Vincent stood there,"You were---"

Yuffie cut him off and began running out of the church,"I can't believe everyone left me!"

Vincent turned and left for the Shera as well.

Yuffie caught up to everyone, but climbed up the ladder ahead of everyone else, in case they tried to leave her, again. The Shera wasn't her most favorite plans for travel, she got motion sickness while flying, and turbulence was a nightmare for the crewmen, who cleaned up after her. Yuffie stayed up on the deck and began to zone out, again.

Yuffie gazed down into the ruins of Midgar she wondered what would become of the city, it was completely destroyed. She wondered how the flowers where still growing. She began to think about Aeris. She remembered how she and Cloud would flirt with each other. They were such kids about it. They wouldn't tell eachother up front how they felt about one another. It was really disgusting. Heh, she remembered how jealous Tifa was. She must've hated Aeris at first, but then as they became closer, she probablybegan to realize that she and Cloud would only be friends. That must've hurt her. Oh well. Can't do anything about it...

She then began to think about the shiny materia that she stole. She always kept it with her. She looked in her left pocket. It was a pale blue color, it made her feel at peace whenever she looked at it. Sometimes it would make her think of memories of when she was little. She could never figure out why. She thought about asking the others about it, but she hasn't really found the time. Plus, she wanted it to be her little treasure. Hey, thieves can have sentimental values.

"Hey, what's that in your hand?" Yuffie looked down to see Denzel, his eyes were blue and innocent, his hair blew a little in the wind, it was messy as usual. She didn't know the kid at all, but she knew he was with Tifa.

Yuffie quickly stuffed it back in her pocket,"It's nothing."

"Awww, c'mon, you can tell me." Denzel was only being nosy, because he thought it would help him get to know the people that he was around.

Yuffie lookedat the boy with a raised eyebrow,"It's mine, thats what it is." She didn't want to be rude, but he was pushing it, and she didn't like people getting into her business, even if they were...Small.

Denzel left it at that, he could tell when he wasn't wanted, he lowered his head walked inside of the Shera.

Yuffie put her left hand into her left pocket, she held onto her shiny materia, she didn't know what powers it possessed, but she did know that it was special. She clenched it out of habit, she watched everyone get onto to the deck, and take their time getting inside.

She wanted everyone to get in and not really pay her any mind. She squeezed the blue materia tighter, until she began to feel faint. It began to make her feel very funny. She still held onto it, and she began to think about butts, and how she would like to touch a guys butt, she began to think of all the guys butts that would be worth touching. Then the materia began to shine bright in her pocket. She didn't notice, because she was still thinking about butts. She began to walk a little the right, and then veered to the left.

The Shera began to start up and the prepellers began to move at a slow pace, but then gained speed. Then a voice was heard over an inner com, it was Cid.

"Yuffie, get your a$$ inside, we're leaving!"

Yuffie let go off the materia, but she still felt wierd, as if she was drunk. Does this materia make people drunk? She tried to walk to the door, but the the thoughts of butts came back into her mind. She walked backwards while thinking of the different types of butts. She was close to the railing now, and she held onto it while laughing.

The Shera was now taking off.

The door opened and Vincent came out along with Nanaki who was behind the tall man.

Yuffie smiled as the sudden impact of the Shera, knocked her bakwards and off the Shera. Vincent was her last vision, she saw him reach outto her, but missed, so he dove after her hoping he could catch her.

Her last words before she closed her eyes,"Mmmmm...Vincent butt..."

Vincent didn't want the situation to look as if he had pushed her. Sure, he didn't like her but that doesn't mean Vincent wouldn't help a friend in need. Actually he was only doing this for selfish reasons. He began to wonder if that made him a bad person. He shook his head,"...No." Vincent eventually caught up to Yuffie, he grabbed her by the arm, and forced her body close to his and held her. He tried waking her up, by shaking her,but it was usless. So, he pinched her.

"Owww!" Yuffies eyes had opened and saw Vincent holding her, she began to think about his butt, which caused her to remember something else.

She began screaming,"Oh my gawdohmygawdohmygawdohmygawd I'm gonna die! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Vincent started to regret waking her. He didn't want to die listening to her awful, ungrateful screams. He still held her, thinking that she was now his responsibility. If she dies, it was his fault, like Lucrecia...He didn't want to go there.

They flew towards the earth, the sun was setting, the skies were blue. It was an odd color, he was use to seeing gray clouds. He looked up and saw the earth drawing nearer and nearer by every second.

Yuffie looked into his chest, she began to feel guilty. Vincent was going to die, because of her, and most important, she was going to die. She looked down as well, she noticed a lake.

"Great, we're gonna drown and die in a lake!" She wasn't much of a swimmer, she held on tight to her special materia, suddenly her materia began to shine brightly, like a white light.

Vincent looked down and saw an item in Yuffie's hand, he knew what it was immediatley, but he was more concerned about their current predicament to even bother questioning about it. The materia was shining more and more, it began to blind them both causing them to flinch.

They both hit the water, head first, Yuffie dropped her materia and it stopped shining. Believe me the landing was alot harder than most would think. Yuffie blacked out, out ofpain. Also probably from lack of oxygen from hyperventilating so dang much