Hi, just my first story on fanfiction. Got the idea from 704:Cancelled. I do not own south park, kind of obvious.

Injoy :D

Ch1: John Joozian

"You guys, you guys!" screamed the tubby eight year old, Eric Cartman "You'll never guess what I found…"

"What fat tits?" stated Stan, not looking away from the red toy sports car. He, Kyle, and Kenny were playing with their toy cars', blowing up celebrates.

"Well I… Oh, hahaha very funny you guys! If the picture I have hear wasn't important, I'd kick you right in the balls Stan, right in those hippy balls of yours."

"What is it Carman? This better be important…." Said Kyle. The three boys stand, curious as to what Cartman is holding.

"I… have hear….in my hands…a picture of…" he looks to his sides as if someone was watching them "….. Kyle's Grandparents." Said Cartman.

The boys look at each other before Kyle replied "Cartman, you stupid shit! I HAVE A MILLION PICTURES OF MY GRANDPARINTS AT MY HOUSE!"

"(Ya Dipshit, what makes this picture different?)" Asked Kenny.

"Because DumbassNumberOne and DumbassNumberTwo, this looks like Kyle's BIOLOGICAL grandfather." Stated Cartman emphasizing the word 'biological'.

"Whadya mean?" asked Stan.

"Look…." Cartman held the picture up for all three to see. The picture was indeed old and worn from ageing. It was a picture of Kyle's grandmother 'Cleo' and some unknown male. The male looked like an older version of Kyle with a strange strap around his neck. "…. See, Kyle's REAL Grandparents." He finished with a smile on his face.

After looking at the picture for a short time, Kyle looks up at Cartman to say "That could be anyone my grandmother was friends with, you stupid Artared."

"O, Ya….. Well how about we go talk to him then. I looked him up and he's working at a bar in Denver." Cartman stated angrily at Kyle pointing in the direction.

"We can't, you dumb fuck, we have to go to school!" yelled Kyle.

"I can fix that…." Stated Cartman as he walked away from the three of them.

"O God…" stated Stan as he pinched the bridge of his nose "… what's he doing?"

"I have no idea…" said Kyle.

Cartman comes back into view with a cut out of a border patrol cop. He places the cut out between him and Kyle.

"(What's that?)" asked Kenny.

"Just watch Kenny…" stated Cartman as he watched for the bus.

Kyle was now annoyed with Cartman's antics "Uggg…. Cartman, this is races on so many lev…"

"Shhhhh…. Here comes the bus…"

As the bus driver came up to the stop, he saw the four boys, with the cut out cop.

"Jesus Crist, that fat kid is trying something stupid to get out of school again. Fuck it, I'm having a good day today, they can get to school on their own."

All four boys watched as the bus passes them by.

"(No….. Fucking….. Way…..)"

"See, my cut out cop worked perfectly. Now, on to Denver!" stated Cartman.