Hello! So this is a quick oneshot I made today out of boredom. I think I'll have this story to just post random one shots of me just randomly visiting the host club and joining their crazy antics. Haruhi is revealed as a girl and is together with Tamaki, mainly the whole reason I wrote this quick fic. Anyways, I hope you'll enjoy this. xD
Ouran Academy! The school known for the rich and its high standards, where the females gossip in there banana marshmallow dresses and squeal to their hearts content while the boys would mostly mind their own business.
It was practically impossible for anybody below this high standard to enter this school, but one person managed.
That person is known as Haruhi Fujioka.
And she wasn't just known for being the commoner that entered the prestigious school through a scholarship, no, she was also known as the natural rookie at the Host Club she was trapped in to pay off a debt. And she was also known as the girl who pretended to be a boy for a year to pay the debt off, and the girlfriend of Tamaki Suoh, the son of the chairman and president of the Host Club.
The Host Club was in full swing, with Honey and Mori visiting from University so they could make girls squeal 'KAWAII!' multiple times, Kyoya selling the latest photo albums and making preorders for things eight months ahead in time, Haruhi having small tea parties with her old regulars and giving the new male customers nosebleeds, Tamaki romancing his customers and the twins doing their regular gay act. But, right now the twins were having a break since they made all their customers explode with squeals from the overload of yaoi. So while Kaoru was chatting quietly with a girl who was walking past, Hikaru was giving subtle glares to his lord.
He didn't hate him, or was mad. He was more mad at himself, for being so dense to his feelings towards Haruhi and didn't figure them out until too late. Now the girl he loved was dating the blonde 'king', and he couldn't do anything about it.
At that exact moment as Hikaru was thinking this, a girl wearing the Ouran middle-school uniform and having straight dark brown hair flowing down to the middle of her back with matching dark eyes entered the music room.
The room fell in a dead silence when everyone acknowledged the girl's presence, since it wasn't everyday a middle-schooler would walk in so casually. A scowl came upon her face and she placed her hands on her hips.
"What?" she asked annoyed.
The first one to take action was Tamaki, going into host-mode as he approached the girl, who seemed to be no older than thirteen.
"Nothing my fine princess, we were just stunned to see such a young beauty like you here." he said and bowed down to have eye contact with the girl. "Are you lost perhaps?"
"No, Tamaki, I'm not lost. I have my reasoning for being here." the girl responded and crossed her arms. Everyone gasped for two reasons. How did she know he was Tamaki, and why was she using such informalities by calling him his first name?
The girl scanned her eyes around the room until she landed her eyes on the brunette commoner scholarship student. The girl locked her eyes in a scowl to the commoner, and strode over to her. Once she approached the commoner, who was blinking with curious eyes, she grabbed Haruhi's shoulders in a serious tight grip.
"Can…I help you?" Haruhi asked, not so sure of what to do. The middle-schooler narrowed her eyes to Haruhi before she started to shake her violently.
"WHY HARUHI?! WHY WOULD YOU GO TO AN IDIOT LIKE HIM?! YOU GUYS HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON! YOU'RE SO SMART, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO GUYS AND LOVE YOU'RE TRULY AN IDIOT! ARE YOU REALLY THAT DENSE TO SEE WHO YOU ACTUALLY BELONG WITH?!" the girl screamed in her face. The girl pushed herself away from Haruhi, who was staring at the girl in complete shock, and pinched the bridge of her nose. She let out a frustrated sigh before she gave a glare to the older twin and pointed a finger at him. "AND YOU!"
"Me?" Hikaru questioned with a bewildered look.
"YES YOU!" the girl said and stomped over to the older twin to grab his collar. "WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING HERE?! SHOULDN'T YOU BE PUTTING UP A FIGHT?! AREN'T YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING?! YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE I THOUGHT WOULDN'T GIVE UP SO EASILY!" the girl roared in his face, which he flinched at. The girl let go of him and pulled out a book seemingly out of nowhere that had the title 'Ouran Highschool Host Club Vol. 18'.
"Shoujo Manga?" someone whispered in the room as puzzled faces came across everyone.
"GOD DAMMIT BISCO HATORI!" the girl shouted and angrily threw the book to the floor. "WHY ON EARTH DID TAMAKI GET HARUHI?! THAT'S TOO CLICHÉ AND UNFAIR MAN! TAMAKI GETS EVERYTHING!" she yelled at the book. She fell to her knees and started to cry a certain type of tears, and those were…
Otaku tears.
"ANOTHER FELLOW OTAKU?!" an oh so familiar voice echoed through the room. Soon enough, the french girl who was the self-proclaimed manager of the Host Club rose up on her signature platform with a beaming smile on her face. The middle-schooler stopped crying and her face lit up with hope.
"Oh my god! It's Renge!" the girl said with triumph, like she just met a major celebrity, which for her kind of was.
"So, tell me child, what's troubling you in the world of anime and manga?" Renge asked gently. The girl stood up, jumped up the platform, pulled Renge's ear down and whispered an incoherent murmur. "WHAT?!" Renge shouted in despair. The girl let go of Renge's ear as she stared down at the floor sadly, nodding solemnly. Renge stood straight and looked down at the girl with sympathy. "I understand what you mean, it is almost always the worst pairings that are canon." Renge said and stole a quick glance at Honey. "Or in this scenario, second worst."
"It's not fair." the girl said with a quivering lip.
"Can I ask something?" Kyoya spoke up and the two otakus looked at him.
"Yes?" they both said in perfection sync, rivalling the twins.
"Who exactly are you?" Kyoya asked and pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.
"My name's Nicoletta." the girl replied.
"Huh, unusual name." Kaoru commented out of the blue. This statement kind of was true, they were in Japan and that name is not common. Heck, even in the place where Nicoletta actually lives it's not a common name.
"Surname?" Kyoya inquired.
"I'm not allowed to tell, I have to protect my identity dude." Nicoletta said with a frown. "But I obviously don't attend Ouran, I just like middle-school uniform. And I am technically in my second year of it, so I decided to wear it." Nicoletta added.
"Why are you here? You're obviously not here to be hosted with." Kyoya stated matter-of-factly, and everyone nodded in agreement.
"Dunno, I was bored," Nicoletta said and shrugged. "AND I WAS FREAKIN' PISSED WITH THE DISCOVERY I MADE TODAY!" Nicoletta shouted and was temporarily in rage-mode.
"What discovery?" Renge asked curiously and cocked her head. Nicoletta's lip started to quiver once again.
"Tamaki is only 45% compatible with Haruhi while Hikaru is 67% compatible!" Nicoletta whined, and everyone gasped.
"WHAT?!" the older twin shouted once he fully proceeded the information. "Are you telling me that I have better chance than that idiot?"
"Yup, and if Bisco Hatori didn't already decide that Tamaki and Haruhi were getting married and have children, I would have at least had some hope!" Nicoletta said and started to cry, which the other otaku and all the other HikaHaru fangirls proceeded to do. Hikaru slumped down in the couch.
"So I don't have any chance." he mumbled.
"Well, sometimes I'll be a little naughty and pretend that Haruhi had a secret affair to make me feel better." Nicoletta admitted and smiled cheekily.
"Haruhi would never do that!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"Well, it's my imagination so shut up." Nicoletta growled and the French blonde went to his very well-known corner of woe. "But since I'm here and won't have my way, you guys should nonetheless treat me like a guest."
"Of course, Nico-chan!" Honey chirped. "Wanna have cake?"
Nicoletta gave him a blank look, totally emotionless, and replied in the most serious tone she could.
"Do you have chocolate?"
"Yeah!" Honey said cheerfully.
"WOOHOO!" Nicoletta screamed and waved two fists up in the air as she jumped over to Honey. "CHOCOLATE CAKE!" And with that, Nicoletta received her plate of mouth-watering cake and begun to chat with Honey about nonsense.
"This was certainly an unusual occurrence." Kyoya commented and wrote down the event in his notebook. "Let's just continue with our day now." he said and everyone did their usual thing like before the crazy thirteen year old otaku had entered the room.
"You know, I think I'll make myself a regular visitor." Nicoletta said through a mouthful of chocolate cake.
Everyone groaned, except for Honey, who cheered because now he had a new cake buddy.
So what do ya think? xD Maybe I should post a second chapter (or more) just pesking the Host Club. What do you think?
Well, please review!