A/N: OK, last night I was watching a NOES parody on YouTube called "Teenage Nightmare", a parody of the song "Teenage Dream". It had the first couple verses and the chorus. What I did was write down the words, but then I modified them and wrote the rest of the song, rewriting a lot of the lyrics. This is what it ended up like. And yeah, the lines don't rhyme, but whatever. So I did NOT write the first verse, the "I'm having a nightmare now..." verse, or all of the chorus. However, I deleted one of the pre-written verses and put my own in, so the other verses are mine, and so is everything else. Enjoy, and please review!

Disclaimer: "Teenage Dream" is the property of Katy Perry. Most of the lyrics are mine. NOES belongs to Wes Craven and subsequent directors.

You're out to get me, gonna kill me in my sleep

You're such a creeper, you're ruining my life

What are you wearing, what's with the Christmas stripes

Just saying

I felt like running, the first time I saw him

But when I did so, he was one step ahead

I cannot win so, I will have to fight

Win the fight

I'm having a nightmare now

No sweet dreams, just blood

You will haunt me until I die

No future, because of Krueger

You make me feel like I'm living on

Elm Street, the way I sleep at night

If I wake, I'm lucky cause

He's coming for me, he's gonna kill me

I feel sick, when he slices me

Then I scream, I guess it's fun to watch

But it's real, it's happening

Krueger wants to kill me, he's chasing after me

The Dream Warriors, they come in my visions

They give me advice, they all encourage me

I think I can win, if Nancy's on my side

Cause she rocks

I must take a pill tonight

Or I'll lose my nerve

I will fight, but I can't die

Not this time, with those others by my side

You make me feel like I'm living on

Elm Street, the way I sleep at night

If I wake, I'm lucky cause

He's coming for me, he's gonna kill me

I feel sick, when he slices me

Then I scream, I guess it's fun to watch

But it's real, it's happening

Krueger wants to kill me, he's chasing after me

And he gets my heart racing, in my short nightdress

My teenage nightmare tonight

If he gets razors on me in my short nightdress

There's a teenage death tonight

You make me feel like I'm living on

Elm Street, the way I sleep at night

If I wake, I'm lucky cause

He's coming for me, he's gonna kill me

I feel sick, when he slices me

Then I scream, I guess it's fun to watch

But it's real, it's happening

Krueger wants to kill me, he's chasing after me

And he gets my heart racing, in my short nightdress

My teenage nightmare tonight

If he gets razors on me in my short nightdress

There's a teenage death tonight

So, did you like it? Or do I have another person after my soul? Just review and tell me!