Skunk Fu Transformer Armageddon
Master Panda trained Skunk and Rabbit how to use their minds to transform themselves
into incredible fighting machines and objects! Now they're super powerful! More so than ever before, in fact!
A full blown monkey invasion had been initiated by Baboon. The entire valley was infested with ninja primates primed for punching the snot out of anyone who would dare oppose them. So Skunk and Rabbit teamed up and began taking them out, one by one.
"Taste my fury ninja monkeys!" said Skunk, launching a Power Kick on a monkey that caused a chain reaction on many of the other monkeys, knocking them on their backs like domnios.
"Pretty smooth moves, Skunk!" said Rabbit. "But can you do this?" Rabbit suddenly leaped higher than a cheetah straight up into the air, and, while in mid-air, he made a 180-degree spin in the air, morphed into a B52 bomber jet, and single handedly took outall the remaining monkeys, except for Baboon. Baboon cornered Skunk and Rabbit.
"Well well well, impressive. Master Panda has taught you well. But sadly, you two are going to have to be squished!" said Baboon. But just as he was about to put his foot down on Skunk and Rabbit, Skunk unleashed a stink attack on Baboon.
"UGH! Not the stink attack!" snorted Baboon. Skunk winked at Rabbit, and proceeded to transform himself into a giant tank, and he flattened Baboon. But Baboon wasn't done yet! Baboon recovered, and put on a wizard robe, and then proceeded to use dark magic to summon a battalion of 18,000 baboons armed with hand-grenades and rocket launchers. So Skunk and Rabbit transformed themselves into two JF-17 Chinese fighter jets and began blasting the snot out of the monkey army. Finally, they dropped a mega bomb on them. But there was so much fallout! The earth began shaking. So Skunk and Rabbit became themselves again, and had Fox perform a magical spiritual healing dance taught to her by Master Panda. She looked so beautiful, that her beauty healed the enviornment and restored the Earth to its pristine peaceful form. Now that Baboon's monkey army was destroyed, he was angry! So he texted Dragon on his cell-phone, and told him to attack the valley. So finally, Dragon swooped down and started burning down the valley! But just in the nick of time, Optimus Prime came down from nowhere, and single-handedly killed Dragon with a POWER PUNCH! Then he sold Baboon to a Chinese zoo. And Skunk, Rabbit, Master Panda, and Fox dined on bamboo sticks, and drank delicious iced tea.
The End