Minime and Austin powers-Case of the horrible Whore
Back at headquarters, Austin and Minime where sharing a bong together and remembering the old days with Dr. Evil before he died from an overdose of Viagra. "Wait a tick Minime, I got to take a huge shat." said Austin. "Doesn't finish all the grass or you won't get any chocolate for dinner." Minime frowned and started humping the wall. Austin walked into the bathroom and sat down .He started groaning and grunting and you could here the sound of rocks dropping in water. Just as he reached for the toilet paper his computer screen turned on and Basil appeared. "Good morning Austin it's been a long time old chap." "Basil baby I've waited forever to hear from you. So what's the mission?" asked Austin as he let out a tremendous fart. "Um….. I'll tell you on the big screen. I don't think ill survive here long enough to tell you." Austin stood up and went to the living room. Minime, stop humping the wall for Christ sake. You're leaving bloody marks on it. The TV flicked on and basil appeared. "Why hello Minime I see your still up to your old habits. Minime waved to Basil and resumed humping the wall. "Well Austin there is a criminal ring of drug dealers in England led by a woman named Iwanda Humpalot and we need you to capture Iwanda, stop the drug ring, and rescue an agent that Iwanda has recently captured." Austin grinned and said "Smashing baby, we go to England, capture the bad guy, save the agent, stop the drug ring, and be back home for tea!" Basil smiled and said," Right Austin now go save England!" the TV turned off and Austin said "Minime where are you were going to England baby!" Austin heard water sloshing and went into the bathroom where Minime was scooping out Austin's crap and shoving it in his mouth."Ooohhhhh that's disgusting. You little bugger that's not chocolate that's my poo!" So he dropped Minime into the bath tub and prepared for the trip to England