MSN!! YAY!!

Enjoy the product of Coke and candy…

Takes place in the middle of eclipse somewhere.

Emmettisthebest is Emmett

Mindreader is Edward

Thefutureismyfriend is Alice

Rosepetal is Rosalie

Emotionalmuch? is Jasper

Defyhumanityatallcosts!! is Bella


Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Hey guys. So, you all finally got MSN I see.

Emotionalmuch?

Yup. Kinda pointless, when we all live in the same house…'cept 4 u Bella.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

I feel so alone. Nice name, BTW. :)

Emotionalmuch?

I like yours too.

Thefutureismyfriend

Very appropriate.

Mindreader

Uh, Huh. GREAT!! (that was sarcastic)

Emmettisthebest

God, get over it, Eddy. Honestly. She's going to be a Cullen, and she doesn't mind, so why should you?

Rosepetal

Because he feels like she's giving up way too much for him.

Mindreader

I agree with Rosalie.

Thefutureismyfriend

What did you just say?

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

My eyes are deceiving me. Did he actually write what I think he did?

Rosepetal

Yup, he did. WOW o0. Edward, what are you on?

Mindreader

Geez! What did I say?

Emotionalmuch?

I believe your exact words were… 'I agree with Rosalie.' OMG!

Emmettisthebest

You AGREE? With ROSALIE?? HOLY CRAP!

Mindreader

Come on. Even ROSE has her moments.

Rosepetal

Snarl

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Give it a rest, you guys.

Thefutureismyfriend

Ooh! You guys, the rest of the chat room just disappeared. Dumb werewolf.

Bigbadwolf

Hey, Bells. Hey, Leeches.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

HEY! You are not allowed to speak to me if you keep making rude comments about my friends!!

Bigbadwolf

God, fine. Drama queen much?

Mindreader

SNARL! Go away dog.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Same goes for you, Edward.

Bigbadwolf

Yeah, same goes for you, Edward.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

AHHHHHHH!! I am going to MURDER myself. BYE!

Defyhumanityatallcosts!! Has signed off.

Mindreader

Nice going, mongrel! Now I have to go see if she's okay.

Bigbadwolf

No, you don't. I'll go…

Mindreader

I'm going to comfort her!

Thefutureismyfriend

MY FREAKING GOD, you guys!! Do you wonder why she's CRYING right now?! I'm going to go see if she's alright, and she probably doesn't want to see either of you right now.

Mindreader

Bigbadwolf

Well damn.

Mindreader

God. Poor Bella. I feel terrible.

Bigbadwolf

You should.

Rosepetal

Alright, I'm all for tearing the mutt up, but right now, you guys are hurting Bella badly. You have no idea. Edward, Jacob is her best friend, she cares about him a lot.

Mindreader

Groan

Bigbadwolf

Huh. Even the blonde is on my side.

Emmettisthebest

Shut it, pup.

Rosepetal

And JACOB…Bella is in love with Edward. Work it out.

Mindreader

HAH! I WIN!

Emotionalmuch?

Oh wow. Look, I don't like the dog any more than you do, Edward. But Bella does, so you two have to cut it out.

Mindreader

Fine. We'll both try to be good.

Bigbadwolf

Sure, sure.

Thefutureismyfriend

Alright. Bella's fine and she's coming back on. BE GOOD!

Mindreader

Will do.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Hi, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, Alice. Edward, Jake. Are you done?

Bigbadwolf

Yeah, Bells. We promise to behave.

Mindreader

Yeah, sorry love.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

I forgive you.

Emmettisthebest

Shocker.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

What do you mean by that??

Thefutureismyfriend

Well, you aren't exactly someone who holds grudges…

Emmettisthebest

Basically, you forgive people instantly.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

What?!

Bigbadwolf

Well, you just forgave Edward when he left…

Mindreader

And just let it go when Jacob told you he wanted you dead…

Bigbadwolf

And when Edward almost got you killed in Italy,

Mindreader

Yeah, and when Jacob kissed you…

Bigbadwolf

And you don't even blame him for the horde of vampires coming at you…

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Good Lord. Are you TRYING to get me mad at both of you? Do realize you have reminded me of every bad thing you guys have ever done in a time space of less than a minute!?

Thefutureismyfriend

Agreed. Bella, do you want to get away and have some fun?

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Do I ever! What do you have in mind?

Thefutureismyfriend

Oh, just a couple hundred miles, a yellow Porsche, and a couple concerts in L.A.!

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Hmmm… do you promise you won't treat me like a Barbie doll?

Thefutureismyfriend

Promise. Ooh, we will be able to get tickets to the Rihanna concert last minute, but we'll have to sneak into the after party and the Pussycat Dolls' concert. Hey, Rihanna is going to talk to me! AND YOU! Let's g… wait. Why did the future just disappear?

Bigbadwolf

I'm coming! Isn't that great?

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

NO!

Thefutureismyfriend

NO!!

Bigbadwolf

Ouch!

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

I need a girls trip. Unless you can change into a girl, too, you aren't coming!

Mindreader

Does that me I can't come either?

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

That is exactly what it means.

Emmettisthebest

Can I go?

Emotionalmuch?

Can I?

Thefutureismyfriend

What part of girls only are you guys not getting?!

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

No kidding.

Rosepetal

So I can come?

Thefutureismyfriend

Course.

Defyhumanityatallcosts!!

Let's go!

What's going to happen in LA? Will the guys follow? Read and Review!!