MSN!! YAY!!
Enjoy the product of Coke and candy…
Takes place in the middle of eclipse somewhere.
Emmettisthebest is Emmett
Mindreader is Edward
Thefutureismyfriend is Alice
Rosepetal is Rosalie
Emotionalmuch? is Jasper
Defyhumanityatallcosts!! is Bella
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Hey guys. So, you all finally got MSN I see.
Emotionalmuch?
Yup. Kinda pointless, when we all live in the same house…'cept 4 u Bella.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
I feel so alone. Nice name, BTW. :)
Emotionalmuch?
I like yours too.
Thefutureismyfriend
Very appropriate.
Mindreader
Uh, Huh. GREAT!! (that was sarcastic)
Emmettisthebest
God, get over it, Eddy. Honestly. She's going to be a Cullen, and she doesn't mind, so why should you?
Rosepetal
Because he feels like she's giving up way too much for him.
Mindreader
I agree with Rosalie.
Thefutureismyfriend
What did you just say?
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
My eyes are deceiving me. Did he actually write what I think he did?
Rosepetal
Yup, he did. WOW o0. Edward, what are you on?
Mindreader
Geez! What did I say?
Emotionalmuch?
I believe your exact words were… 'I agree with Rosalie.' OMG!
Emmettisthebest
You AGREE? With ROSALIE?? HOLY CRAP!
Mindreader
Come on. Even ROSE has her moments.
Rosepetal
Snarl
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Give it a rest, you guys.
Thefutureismyfriend
Ooh! You guys, the rest of the chat room just disappeared. Dumb werewolf.
Bigbadwolf
Hey, Bells. Hey, Leeches.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
HEY! You are not allowed to speak to me if you keep making rude comments about my friends!!
Bigbadwolf
God, fine. Drama queen much?
Mindreader
SNARL! Go away dog.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Same goes for you, Edward.
Bigbadwolf
Yeah, same goes for you, Edward.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
AHHHHHHH!! I am going to MURDER myself. BYE!
Defyhumanityatallcosts!! Has signed off.
Mindreader
Nice going, mongrel! Now I have to go see if she's okay.
Bigbadwolf
No, you don't. I'll go…
Mindreader
I'm going to comfort her!
Thefutureismyfriend
MY FREAKING GOD, you guys!! Do you wonder why she's CRYING right now?! I'm going to go see if she's alright, and she probably doesn't want to see either of you right now.
Mindreader
…
Bigbadwolf
Well damn.
Mindreader
God. Poor Bella. I feel terrible.
Bigbadwolf
You should.
Rosepetal
Alright, I'm all for tearing the mutt up, but right now, you guys are hurting Bella badly. You have no idea. Edward, Jacob is her best friend, she cares about him a lot.
Mindreader
Groan
Bigbadwolf
Huh. Even the blonde is on my side.
Emmettisthebest
Shut it, pup.
Rosepetal
And JACOB…Bella is in love with Edward. Work it out.
Mindreader
HAH! I WIN!
Emotionalmuch?
Oh wow. Look, I don't like the dog any more than you do, Edward. But Bella does, so you two have to cut it out.
Mindreader
Fine. We'll both try to be good.
Bigbadwolf
Sure, sure.
Thefutureismyfriend
Alright. Bella's fine and she's coming back on. BE GOOD!
Mindreader
Will do.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Hi, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, Alice. Edward, Jake. Are you done?
Bigbadwolf
Yeah, Bells. We promise to behave.
Mindreader
Yeah, sorry love.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
I forgive you.
Emmettisthebest
Shocker.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
What do you mean by that??
Thefutureismyfriend
Well, you aren't exactly someone who holds grudges…
Emmettisthebest
Basically, you forgive people instantly.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
What?!
Bigbadwolf
Well, you just forgave Edward when he left…
Mindreader
And just let it go when Jacob told you he wanted you dead…
Bigbadwolf
And when Edward almost got you killed in Italy,
Mindreader
Yeah, and when Jacob kissed you…
Bigbadwolf
And you don't even blame him for the horde of vampires coming at you…
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Good Lord. Are you TRYING to get me mad at both of you? Do realize you have reminded me of every bad thing you guys have ever done in a time space of less than a minute!?
Thefutureismyfriend
Agreed. Bella, do you want to get away and have some fun?
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Do I ever! What do you have in mind?
Thefutureismyfriend
Oh, just a couple hundred miles, a yellow Porsche, and a couple concerts in L.A.!
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Hmmm… do you promise you won't treat me like a Barbie doll?
Thefutureismyfriend
Promise. Ooh, we will be able to get tickets to the Rihanna concert last minute, but we'll have to sneak into the after party and the Pussycat Dolls' concert. Hey, Rihanna is going to talk to me! AND YOU! Let's g… wait. Why did the future just disappear?
Bigbadwolf
I'm coming! Isn't that great?
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
NO!
Thefutureismyfriend
NO!!
Bigbadwolf
Ouch!
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
I need a girls trip. Unless you can change into a girl, too, you aren't coming!
Mindreader
Does that me I can't come either?
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
That is exactly what it means.
Emmettisthebest
Can I go?
Emotionalmuch?
Can I?
Thefutureismyfriend
What part of girls only are you guys not getting?!
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
No kidding.
Rosepetal
So I can come?
Thefutureismyfriend
Course.
Defyhumanityatallcosts!!
Let's go!
What's going to happen in LA? Will the guys follow? Read and Review!!
