How can you call jesus a white man when he died the blackest way? With his hands up. His mother watching, crying?
-Some jewish dude
It was a just another day in da hood and there was dis nigga kid watching a zootopia movie trailer. The kid didn't like no furry movie and hayted furries cuz they just perverted niggas. Then suddenly a man with a violet pimp suit appear!11 and said.
"watcha watching boy" said a mysterious man.
"im watching dis shitty trailer" said the kid.
"shitty?"
"ya, its shit cuz its a furry movie" sayd the kid.
"well… not all furries are perverts" the man said.
"Huh?"
"kid" said the mysterious man while removing his pimp hat and it was MORGAN FREEMAN!11!.
"nigga ur that narrator in the movie N shit" the kid sayd.
"Let me tell u a story about da furries my nig"
The year 1922 there waz chaos n shit Bcause of the new threat to the magic land n witches n stuff. The furries waz consider cazy autistic people and trying 2 exposed the magic land too the wizards. Even though da furries waz not trying to hurt no one, they steel tryna in danger da magic land by trying two fuck animals and anthropomorphic animals.
Da goverment of the magic land declear open seasoon to the furries n shit Bcause they afraid to get exposed and stop them from fucking animals.
Now our filipino hero redford white arrives by a shitty boat two new york en route to africa.
To bee continue...