"Listen in team!" Palutena exclaimed. "As your newly deemed leader of this mission I thi-"
"Bullshit!" Interjected Meta Knight from the back of the ship.
"I ain't taking orders here missy, I am the one who gives them, not you, I don't care what Master Hand says!"
The room went silent, unsure of what action to make after such a comment, Villager arose from his chair and backfired: "Well, what would your first command be as leader, Meta Knight?" Stunned by the very idea of anyone actually listening to what he was saying, Meta Knight sat back down in his chair.
"Well, we will become a dysfunctional group as a whole if we don't find a way to rally under one cause. I suggest we have a competition to see who would make the best leader here!" Meta Knight rebuttaled.
"Well put!" Palutena said. "But what competition is there to do on such a small aircraft?"
Still watching the conversation unfold from afar, Villager suddenly had an idea. "What if we had a cooking competition? Being that we're all fighters here, it would seem the culinary arts would be a fair competition to determine who would be a just leader!"
Although the idea seemed farfetched, both Meta Knight and Palutena snickered to themselves. Outside from being an evil genius, Meta Knight was the best chef in dreamland and even beat the infamous Chef Adeleine on live TV! Unfortunately for the egocentric, winged fiend, Palutena was not only the ruler of Skyworld, but also the main chef for all the citizens within the city. Stories are told that her Pomme Frite and Trout recipe had actually killed a man because his mouth watered to the point where he lost all saliva in his body just eating one bite, killing him of dehydration!
Determined to be the commander of the mission, both Meta Knight and Palutena awaited their cooking challenge from Villager.
"In order to determine the true Captain of the The Sky Goddess, the challenge will be to prepare…" Villager lifted the napkin off the tray of food to reveal… "Is that a Nettler?!" Exclaimed Palutena. "No, it's some kind of red waddle doo or something!" Said Meta Knight. Under the napkin, Villager revealed a simple Lobster dish. To the surprise of Villager, Palutena nor Meta Knight had ever seen a lobster before, let alone knew where to find one in the kitchen. Dreading what is to happen next, Palutena and Meta Knight began creating a battle strategy. Just as the competition was about to begin, a large BOOM shook The Sky Goddess and everyone inside, Palutena immediately ran to the bow of the ship to witness a plethora of asteroids beating down on the ship.
"Meta Knight, get to the turret up top! Villager I need you to man the big gun, just push that big red button and you should be fine!"
Not questioning the situation, both Villager and Meta Knight ran to their stations to heed off the onslaught of debris. Just as planned, a light show of lasers plowed their way though the asteroid field. Palutena flipped and maneuvered the great ship through the space rocks while Villager and Meta Knight held off any that slipped through her weaving. After almost 10 minutes of heart pounding evasion, the crew finally reached open space.
"Heh, we did it!" Yelled Meta Knight climbing back down from the gun turret. "Never again…" groaned Villager as he waltzed his way to the bathroom.
"So how about that competition Meta Knight?" Palutena relpies.
"I think I've had enough 'fun' for one day's work, congrats you win… whatever, I'll be cooking dinner if you need me."
Meta Knight groveled down the corridor, praying Villager wasn't using his room to vomit his heart out.
"It's going to be an interesting mission, I can feel it." Palutena said sarcastically as she took back control of the steering wheel. From a distance she seemed to hear screaming of some kind. "VILLAGER YOU TWAT, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Fin
Author's note: Let the adventure begin! Hope you like it another one will come out shortly hopefully and I'd love to hear your feedback! Thank you!